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Axel Gets a Job: Part One
By Demonicroxas
One day Axel went for a walk. He saw a fishstick selling fishsticks. Axel HAD to get one but he didn't have any money so he went to Roxas.
Two word of advice: GET A JOB." "But... That's three...
So Axel set off to find a job. First he had to give people/owls letters with a skate board. He never ridden a skateboard before. When he got on it, he said, "Ha! This is easy!
He made a sharp turn. He nearly fell off. He hit a girl on the lips. He fell off. Red stuff on the floor. The girl slapped him. The boy next to her hit him. After ten seconds he got 0 letters mailed and 27 scars. When Axel finally lost hope, he spotted a fishstick store! OYEA! All he has to do is stand in a fishstick suit for 8 hours, 5 days a week for 5 weeks and he can buy one fishstick! OYEA!