A/N This is written as a script because it was easier that way.
J: Welcome to The Weakest Link of Hogwarts. I'm your host J. Introducing or players today, we have Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Pansy, Goyle and Neville, in that order. I will ask the players randomly selected questions and they will have to answer them. I won't explain anymore because the players know what to do, and if you get lost, it is your own fault for not understanding how the show works. Players have one minute and twenty seconds in this round. Any questions?
Hermione: (seems annoyed) I thought that you had longer than that in the first round?
J: Well you usually do, but I got tired of typing, writing impros for you guys and coming up with questions, so I changed it. I can fill a minute and twenty seconds. (Hermione shrugs in a annoyed manner) Anymore questions? Good. Now, we will begin.
(Strange music begins)
Who is the headmaster of Hogwarts?
Harry: Albus Dumbledore
J: When does a werewolf assume his animal form?
Hermione: (without hesitation) At the full moon.
J: Hogwarts is one of many wizarding schools. Name one other.
Ron: (pause) Beauxbatons
J: Name another.
Draco: (another pause) Durmstrang
J: Why was the Triwizard Tournament discontinued?
Pansy: (slight pause) Because of the death toll.
Goyle: Bank
J: Over the last four years, how many teachers of Defence of the Dark Arts have there been at Hogwarts?
Goyle: Four
J: What are the three illegal curses more commanly called?
Neville: (pause) Illegal Curses
J: No. The correct answer is Unforgivable Curses. Name one of the Unforgivable Curses.
Harry: (pausing, unsure of himself) Ava- (pause, looks down then back up and quickly says) Imperius
(Harry looks over at Ron, and points to his forehead. Ron shrugs inconspicuously)
J: (not noticing Harry nor Ron) When do students normally take their O.W.L.s?
Hermione: (without hesitation) Fifth year
J: What very large eight-legged creatures live in the Forbidden Forest?
Ron; (eyes wide and after a slight pause he nervously stutters) S-s-sp- iders
J: What is the largest wizarding bank called?
Draco: (smiles) Gringotts
J: Where is it located?
Pansy: (pause) Beneath the streets of London
(music begins to quicken)
Goyle: Bank
J: By what means to most wizarding families receive mail?
Goyle: (long pause) owl
(Music quickly fades. Even though it is fading, it does it in a loud manner)
J: And that is the end of the round. You banked a pathetic £310. It's time to vote off the weakest link and see who will go home with nothing.
(A new, equally strange music fades in. It is soon accompanied by a strange and eerie voice.)
Strange Voice-over: Hermione was the strongest link in this round, answering all of the questions quickly and at an amazing ease. Statistically, Neville was the weakest link.
J: Voting is over. (The new strange music fades out.) Now to answer the question, if brains were bricks, who would be the hole in the wall? (Short uproar of laughter from the crowd) *smirks* Contestants, it is time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.
Harry: Draco
Hermione: Goyle
Ron: Goyle
Draco: Harry
Pansy: Hermione
Goyle: Harry
Neville: Goyle
J: Now I know and believe the rest of the world knows why Draco said Harry and why Harry said Draco, but Golye, I'm just a little curious, why do you say Harry?
Goyle: Well, mainly because if I can't get him at school without getting in trouble, I might as well try to here. I guess it was also because Draco said too.
(Draco slides Goyle two silver sickles)
J: Well, just so you know, Neville was the weakest link in this round. Then again, it is the votes that count, and decide who will take the walk of shame. Goyle, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
(Yet another strange piece of music starts up)
Goyle steps out from behind his little podium, and walks toward J. He veers to the side and continues down the walk of shame.
(backstage, music continues)
Goyle: Harry should be out. He's pathetic. Draco should win. I hope that Draco heard that and remembers to pay me my galleon for that.
(back on stage, music still continues)
J: Well team, one down and more to go. Join us next time for the second round of The Weakest Link of Hogwarts.
(music still continues as the scene fades away)
Another A/N ~ Sorry it took so long to post this, the server banned me for some reason and I wasn't able to upload stuffs. But now I promise to be a good little girl and post more stuffs. I also don't own any of these characters, cause if I did, I would be rich and famous, which frankly wouldn't be all that bad. But, I didn't.
J: Welcome to The Weakest Link of Hogwarts. I'm your host J. Introducing or players today, we have Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Pansy, Goyle and Neville, in that order. I will ask the players randomly selected questions and they will have to answer them. I won't explain anymore because the players know what to do, and if you get lost, it is your own fault for not understanding how the show works. Players have one minute and twenty seconds in this round. Any questions?
Hermione: (seems annoyed) I thought that you had longer than that in the first round?
J: Well you usually do, but I got tired of typing, writing impros for you guys and coming up with questions, so I changed it. I can fill a minute and twenty seconds. (Hermione shrugs in a annoyed manner) Anymore questions? Good. Now, we will begin.
(Strange music begins)
Who is the headmaster of Hogwarts?
Harry: Albus Dumbledore
J: When does a werewolf assume his animal form?
Hermione: (without hesitation) At the full moon.
J: Hogwarts is one of many wizarding schools. Name one other.
Ron: (pause) Beauxbatons
J: Name another.
Draco: (another pause) Durmstrang
J: Why was the Triwizard Tournament discontinued?
Pansy: (slight pause) Because of the death toll.
Goyle: Bank
J: Over the last four years, how many teachers of Defence of the Dark Arts have there been at Hogwarts?
Goyle: Four
J: What are the three illegal curses more commanly called?
Neville: (pause) Illegal Curses
J: No. The correct answer is Unforgivable Curses. Name one of the Unforgivable Curses.
Harry: (pausing, unsure of himself) Ava- (pause, looks down then back up and quickly says) Imperius
(Harry looks over at Ron, and points to his forehead. Ron shrugs inconspicuously)
J: (not noticing Harry nor Ron) When do students normally take their O.W.L.s?
Hermione: (without hesitation) Fifth year
J: What very large eight-legged creatures live in the Forbidden Forest?
Ron; (eyes wide and after a slight pause he nervously stutters) S-s-sp- iders
J: What is the largest wizarding bank called?
Draco: (smiles) Gringotts
J: Where is it located?
Pansy: (pause) Beneath the streets of London
(music begins to quicken)
Goyle: Bank
J: By what means to most wizarding families receive mail?
Goyle: (long pause) owl
(Music quickly fades. Even though it is fading, it does it in a loud manner)
J: And that is the end of the round. You banked a pathetic £310. It's time to vote off the weakest link and see who will go home with nothing.
(A new, equally strange music fades in. It is soon accompanied by a strange and eerie voice.)
Strange Voice-over: Hermione was the strongest link in this round, answering all of the questions quickly and at an amazing ease. Statistically, Neville was the weakest link.
J: Voting is over. (The new strange music fades out.) Now to answer the question, if brains were bricks, who would be the hole in the wall? (Short uproar of laughter from the crowd) *smirks* Contestants, it is time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.
Harry: Draco
Hermione: Goyle
Ron: Goyle
Draco: Harry
Pansy: Hermione
Goyle: Harry
Neville: Goyle
J: Now I know and believe the rest of the world knows why Draco said Harry and why Harry said Draco, but Golye, I'm just a little curious, why do you say Harry?
Goyle: Well, mainly because if I can't get him at school without getting in trouble, I might as well try to here. I guess it was also because Draco said too.
(Draco slides Goyle two silver sickles)
J: Well, just so you know, Neville was the weakest link in this round. Then again, it is the votes that count, and decide who will take the walk of shame. Goyle, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
(Yet another strange piece of music starts up)
Goyle steps out from behind his little podium, and walks toward J. He veers to the side and continues down the walk of shame.
(backstage, music continues)
Goyle: Harry should be out. He's pathetic. Draco should win. I hope that Draco heard that and remembers to pay me my galleon for that.
(back on stage, music still continues)
J: Well team, one down and more to go. Join us next time for the second round of The Weakest Link of Hogwarts.
(music still continues as the scene fades away)
Another A/N ~ Sorry it took so long to post this, the server banned me for some reason and I wasn't able to upload stuffs. But now I promise to be a good little girl and post more stuffs. I also don't own any of these characters, cause if I did, I would be rich and famous, which frankly wouldn't be all that bad. But, I didn't.