Short Note:

This is just a short note about the story. This is just a JOKE STORY so don't take this thing too seriously. XD Still, any reviews will be helpful.

This story came up from a short random roleplay me and my friend MechaTrain150 on DeviantArt. We both have a laugh about it so why not make a fanfic of our randomness? (Including also our perverseness. LOL) So, I hope you enjoy this just for fun bad fanfic. Also, this can be a tip on how NOT to write a fanfic. I guess. XD Riffings are welcome too. But just remember, this is just a JOKE STORY. :3

So, enjoy this rather weird three-part story!

Now I'm going to continue Borderline Mist…. (=_=)

Starring Leo360WalfasMix as himself and MechaTrain150 as himself. :D

A TRIP TO ALT GENSOKYO GONE WRONG PART 1

Leo360 went to visit his friend, Mecha who lives in Gensokyo. Mecha is a shape shifting yokai while Leo is just a normal human who could travel back and forth from the outside world to Gensokyo by using one of his friend's Border Mirror. Leo walks through the magic forest, humming a soft tune that sounded like Rumia's theme. He kept walking but then a he flipped to the air and fell on his back. "Ooof! Ow! What the?!" Leo quickly got up and saw Seija laughing like crazy. "Ahaha! The looks on your face! Priceless!" Leo sighs and got up. "Seija… Why do you always do that anyway?" Seija chuckles and helps him up. "Ah, come on. You're the only person who I could flip easily! Even Kogasa manage to scare you, y'know?" Leo sighs and glares at her. "You're saying that I'm fragile?" Seija holds her laughter and nodded repeatedly.

Leo continues his walk to look for Mecha, but with Seija on his side, he won't be bored. They both have some pep talk while Seija kept flipping Leo on occasion, making him fall over and over again. Then, a familiar voice calls out for them. "Yo, Leo!" Leo turns around to see Mecha, walking towards them with a giant smirk on his face. "Ah, dating with another girl again, I see?" He began to laugh heartily. Leo blushes and looks away. "S-shut up! We just met on the way, and no we're not dating! If so, Meiling is going to kill me." Seija chuckles. "Or Koakuma." Mecha nods. "Yeah, I mean, why do you have so much shipping going on with you? Meiling, Mamizou, Byakuren, Yukari, Koakuma, Yoshika, and you even have a crush on Yukkuri-Aya!"

Leo glares and sighs. "You know all those shipping are jokes for my Walfas comics and satires….? If they do take those shipping seriously, I don't know what to do…." Then, out of the blue, an angry female voice could be heard from the distance. "Leo! What are you doing with her?!" Leo turns around and saw his so-to-be waifu, Meiling and his so-so-to-be-waifu, Koakuma. Leo took a step back and began to stutter. "W-wait! It's not like what you think! Y-y-you see, I met her on the way and we just have a small talk, that's all!" Mecha chuckles in the background and watches the whole conflict with fun. Koakuma glares at him with hatred. "You dare play around with our relationship?! You disgust me!" As they kept fighting, Hina spins into the scene and yells out, "What a misfortune!" Then she just left the scene. Mecha scratches in head in confusion. What is Hina's main purpose in the story again? Is she just a cameo for this story? Guess so.

As Leo and the others trying to end their conflict, Meiling couldn't take herself anymore and kicked Leo as hard as she can, making Leo flew away. Mecha was surprised at how pissed these girls are so he quickly escape the scene and flew towards where Leo went. He then saw him on the ground right in front of the Eientei gates with a huge pool of blood on the floor. Mecha laughs at Leo's probably dead body. "There's no way he could survive that but he sure landed right in front of a safe haven. I gotta go call for Eirin then." Mecha flew into the Eientei and calls out for Eirin. Eirin walks out of her room and asks Mecha what's wrong. After listening to Mecha's story, she tried to hold her laughter and ask Mecha to bring Leo's probably dead body into the patient's room.

After a short while, Leo slowly wakes up and saw Eirin sitting next to him while Mecha sits besides her. "W-wha? What the fish happened?" Mecha told Leo about what happened and Leo just chuckles at his misfortune. Eirin sighs and looks at Leo. "Listen, you need to make up your mind on choosing who your main waifu in Gensokyo is. If you have multiple waifus that means you need to buy a medical card so you could be treated here everyday for a cheaper price." Mecha and Leo looks at her. "Wait, even Gensokyo has a medical card rules?" Then, Reisen's voice calls out for Eirin. "Master, we have visitors and THEY ARE NOT LOOKING TO HAPPY!" Leo's eyes widen as he could hear Koakuma's raging voice. "Where is he!? I'm going to rip him apart and ask Eirin to heal him again so I can rip him apart one more time!" Leo got up and started to panic. "WHAT THE FISHBISCUIT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" Mecha sighs and looks at him. "I have an idea but do you have to yell?" Leo sighed and sat down, calming himself down. "Sorry. I accidentally pressed caps lock. So, what's your plan?" Mecha gave a smirk and transform into a rocket. "Ride me!" said Mecha. Leo's eyes widen and declined his offer. But then, the voices of the enraged girls could be heard getting close so Leo had no choice but to ride him. Leo got on top of Mecha in a non-yaoi way since he's a rocket and flew out of the Eientei, bursting through the roof, leaving a huge hole on the roof of the Eientei. Eirin sat there quietly and sighed. "Well, there goes the repair budget again."

Mecha flew as fast as he can and began to descent down to the ground with high speed. Then he shape-shifts into a train and opens up a gap in the ground. Mecha quickly ran into the gap and tells Leo that it's safe now. Leo sat there INSIDE of Mecha Train and gave a sigh of relief. Leo then asks Mecha where the gap is taking them to. Mecha chuckles and tells him in a happy and jolly voice, "We are going to HENTAI-ALTERNATE-GENSOKYO MY FRIEND!" Leo's eyes widen. "W-WHAT?!" Then they exit the gap and arrive in front of the Yakumo's front porch. Mecha shape-shifts back to his normal self and landed safely on his foot while Leo face-planted with full force on the ground. Mecha smirks and started to break into the Yakumo's place. Leo got up and looks around. "Alternate Gensokyo? Looks pretty much the same to me. Hey, Mecha, breaking and entering is bad! Come back here!" Leo takes his shoes off politely and walks into the house quietly. He calls out for Mecha but there was no response. He kept walking through hallways and he suddenly heard a disturbing moan. His eyes widen and look around to find the source of the moans. He slid one of the doors open and saw Mecha was getting all dirty with Ran. Leo blushes, slid the door close and quickly left them alone. As he continues speed-walking to the door, he then bumped into Yukari. "Ah! Yukari-sama!" Yukari smiles at him and greeted him back. Leo then without thinking twice, began asking her a question. "I don't know what's on your dirty mind but are you really okay with Mecha having the… Um... You-know-what business with Ran?!" Yukari gave a somehow perverted smirk to Leo and started to walk close to him. Leo backs off a bit, shaking in fear that he might be eaten or worse, raped by her. Yukari cornered him to the wall behind him and chuckles. "It's fine. Everyone needs to do it sometimes… Mecha always visits here just to make love with her. You however, still a poor virgin. Maybe…" She licks her upper lips and began to pin Leo to the wall. "Maybe I could help you with that…" Leo started to stutter and pushes her away before running out of the Yakumo's territory and flew away to the skies, leaving Mecha and his shoes behind. Yukari gave a small giggle and gave out a soft sigh. She looks up into the sky where the Sun is glistering warmly. "It's a fine day to start a virgin hunt…"

Leo flew as high as he can and tries to hide from any girls in Gensokyo, though it might be hard to hide from them but it doesn't kill to try. "Darn it Mecha… Why did you bring me here in the first place? If you want to have SEX with Ran by yourself, you don't have to count me in! In fact, in the real Gensokyo, Ran still hates me because I accidentally call her Kitsu-hag." Leo sighed and tries to maintain his composure while flying. "Dammit, why is flying so tiring….?" Leo took a short stop and landed near the mountains. He took a deep breath and tries to calm his head. Then, a female voice calls him out. "Ah, Leo?" Leo turns around and saw Momiji and Aya walking towards. Leo backs away quickly and grabs a stick that's not far from him. "D-Don't come any closer or I'll beat with this… Stick thingy!" Momiji's eyes widen and told him to calm down. "Hey, don't go hostile on us or we'll BEAT YOU BACK WITH THAT STICK!" Momiji tries to calm him down and asks him what's wrong while Aya prepares her notepad, knowing that this might be a big scoop for her newspaper. Seeing her friend panics with no reason is big news, right? Or maybe it's just Aya being Aya.

Leo began telling them both about what happened earlier at the Yakumo's residence. Momiji nodded while listening to my story intently while Aya wrote down everything he said. Then Leo said out loudly to them that I'm a virgin. They both gave a surprised look at Leo. "Y-you're a v-virgin?" Aya looks at him with sparkles in her eyes. Leo backs away again and grabs the stick back. Momiji looks at him in disbelief. "You? A virgin?" Leo nodded and backs away slowly. Aya puts away her notepad and pen before trying to approach Leo. "Don't worry. We won't take your virginity away or anything." She gave a smug to Leo. Aya gave the signal to Momiji and Momiji nodded. She raises her sword and slashes the stick half. Leo began to shake in fear and tries to run away but Aya managed to grab his arm and pull him back. "You don't have to worry. Trust me; we'll be quick with it!" Aya gave a perverted look at him while Leo tries to break free from Aya's grasp. Momiji slowly slumped down in front of Leo. "Yes. It'll be quick. No worries." Momiji reaches out her hands and tries to undo Leo's pants. Leo started to blush and panics. "No! Stop!" Leo began to squirm as hard as he can, making it difficult for Aya to hold him. "S-stop squirming, will you?" Leo shook his head and manages to squirms out of Aya's grasp. He shoves Momiji off to the side and flew away. Momiji and Aya gave a heavy sigh. "Why didn't you hold him tighter?" Momiji asks Aya. "He kept squirming! It's hard to handle a squirming worm, you know?" Aya sighs and looks around. "With a virgin flying around, the whole Gensokyo will be out for his dick. First come, first serve then. We need to catch him before the others beat us to him." Momiji nods and flew off with Aya to find where Leo went.

MEANWHILE~

Mecha walks out of the room and never felt happier than before. "Woweee… Hey, Leo! You havin' fun, bro?" He looks around and didn't even saw Leo in the Yakumo's place. He walks out of the Yakumo's residence and saw his shoes at the front porch. He sighs and takes Leo's shoes with him. "Dammit, Leo. Why don't you just enjoy your stay here..?" He sighs and flew off to find his friend in distress. As he continues flying, he saw Aya and Momiji and greeted them. "Hey, girls. Say, have you seen Leo around?" Aya looks at Mecha with a disappointed look. "Yeah. That virgin ran away. Now all of the girls in Gensokyo are after his virginity." Mecha's eyes widen in surprise. "Oh crap. Shit got real. I gotta find Leo quick!" Mecha quickly left the scene and flew away, leaving Aya and Momiji behind.

MEANWHILE, MEANWHILE~

Leo continues to fly but then he slowly descents because he ran out of energy while flying. He landed right next to a cave. He looks into the cave and sighed. "This cave…. Yamame and Kisume are in this one…" Leo backs away from the cave but then his back bumped into a something soft. He turns around and saw Yuugi standing behind him. "Ah, just in time! We're about to start a party anyway!" His eyes widen and started to take a step back. "I-I'm not interested in your part-" Yuugi then pushes and pins him onto the ground and chuckles madly. "You don't have to deny it. You want it too. If not, then why are you here in the first place, right?" Leo yells out his answer. "I was forced to be here! Mecha dragged me here!" Yuugi laughs and hugs Leo tightly, pressing his head between her breasts. "You don't have to be so sour about it. I know you want to do it anyway." She then pop opens a bottle of sake that she had earlier in her hand and forced Leo to drink the whole bottle. That sake was no ordinary sake. A yokai's sake has three times the drunken effects. Leo began to feel dizzy as he kept guzzling down the forced sake. He tries to push Yuugi back but then fainted shortly. He went too drunk. Yuugi laughs and carries Leo into the cave. "Don't worry kiddo. You'll be alright."

TO BE CONTINUED….

What's gonna happen next? Who knows, right? I'll try to continue this random just-for-fun story. Enjoy your day and I hope you have fun and laughs of this stupid comedy story. XD

Now, I need to continue Borderline Mist. No, it's not a dead fic. I'm out of ideas to continue it. XD