Woohoo another fic by me! Yes, that makes 2. I wrote this fic based on
something that really happened to me and my sis, lol. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: muahaha, I stole DBZ and now own it, j/k. I wish I owned it, that would be so cool *imagines owning DBZ and starts to imagine myself swimming in money* *ahem* umm oops I don't own DBZ, ok?
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It was a normal day a Capsule Co., Vegeta was training, Trunks was playing video games and Bulma was in her lab. The phone rang and Bulma answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hi Bulma, its Chi Chi."
"Oh hey Chi, what's up?"
"I was wondering if you guys wanted to come over for dinner?"
"Oh, sure we'd love to! What time?"
"Around 6:00. K?"
"Ok, bye Chi Chi!"
"Bye!"
Bulma hung up the phone and walked over to the gravity machine.
"Vegeta!"
"What is it woman!"
"Chi Chi called and invited us to dinner and I said ok."
"What! Woman, why the fuck did you say that for! Last time we were there she hit me 50 times with that frying pan of hers. I think she has permanent PMS!"
"Vegeta chill out, Chi Chi is nice if you don't blow up half her house while sparring with Goku."
"Fine I'll go woman."
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Bulma parks the aircar and everyone hops out.
"Trunks I want you to be on your best behavior, no frogs are allowed in the house, understood?"
"Yes mom."
"And Vegeta their will be no and I mean NO sparring with Goku, you got that?"
"Yeah whatever woman." ::What the fuck am I supposed to do if I can't spar::
Trunks and Bulma go inside and Vegeta stands outside looking at a box in the backyard. Goku appears next to Vegeta.
"Hi Veggie Burger!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT KAKAROTTO!"
"Geez, sorry Vegeta. Hey you wanna play bad...umm bagmit umm…"
"Badminton?"
"Yeah, that's it!"
"Fine whatever."
"Yeah, this is gonna be so much fun!"
Goku picks up the box and walks into the back. Vegeta follows him.
"Ok all we have to do is put this pole in this pole and the same thing on this side. Then we have to stick it in the ground."
Goku put everything together correctly(a/n: woohoo he can do something right!) and tried to put it in the ground.
"Hmm, this won't go in."
"Damn Kakarotto, can't you do anything. Go on the other side and hold the pole, while I put this one in."
"Ok!"
Vegeta tries and fails just like Goku.
"What the fuck! Ok, Goku get me some water."
"Why do you want water?"
"You'll see."
Goku used instant transmission and came back with a glass of water.
"Here you go Veggie… I mean Vegeta."
Vegeta snatches the glass and pours some in the ground to make it soft.
"Ha now it will go in!"
Goku goes to one pole and Vegeta goes to the other. They both pushed really hard on the poles and they go in the ground. However, the ground became too soft and the poles lean.
"What the hell is going on!"
"Umm, I think the ground is too wet."
"I can see that. Get me some string Kakarotto!"
"K Vegeta!"
Goku comes back and hands Vegeta some string.
"Ok, now tie the string to this pole and tie the other end to this tree. Then tie this string to this pole and tie the other end to the fence."
Goku did that and the poles were standing up and straight.
"Haha, ok now lets play!"
All of a sudden the wind blow really hard and the poles fall over.
"That's it, I've had enough of this!"
Vegeta formed a ki ball and blasted the net into the next dimension(a/n: lol)
"Oh well so much for bagminton. Hey Vegeta, do you wanna play tennis?"
"Hell no Kakarotto!"
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Woohoo, you guys like it, please review, thanks…you guys are awesome *gives thumbs up*
Disclaimer: muahaha, I stole DBZ and now own it, j/k. I wish I owned it, that would be so cool *imagines owning DBZ and starts to imagine myself swimming in money* *ahem* umm oops I don't own DBZ, ok?
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It was a normal day a Capsule Co., Vegeta was training, Trunks was playing video games and Bulma was in her lab. The phone rang and Bulma answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hi Bulma, its Chi Chi."
"Oh hey Chi, what's up?"
"I was wondering if you guys wanted to come over for dinner?"
"Oh, sure we'd love to! What time?"
"Around 6:00. K?"
"Ok, bye Chi Chi!"
"Bye!"
Bulma hung up the phone and walked over to the gravity machine.
"Vegeta!"
"What is it woman!"
"Chi Chi called and invited us to dinner and I said ok."
"What! Woman, why the fuck did you say that for! Last time we were there she hit me 50 times with that frying pan of hers. I think she has permanent PMS!"
"Vegeta chill out, Chi Chi is nice if you don't blow up half her house while sparring with Goku."
"Fine I'll go woman."
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Bulma parks the aircar and everyone hops out.
"Trunks I want you to be on your best behavior, no frogs are allowed in the house, understood?"
"Yes mom."
"And Vegeta their will be no and I mean NO sparring with Goku, you got that?"
"Yeah whatever woman." ::What the fuck am I supposed to do if I can't spar::
Trunks and Bulma go inside and Vegeta stands outside looking at a box in the backyard. Goku appears next to Vegeta.
"Hi Veggie Burger!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT KAKAROTTO!"
"Geez, sorry Vegeta. Hey you wanna play bad...umm bagmit umm…"
"Badminton?"
"Yeah, that's it!"
"Fine whatever."
"Yeah, this is gonna be so much fun!"
Goku picks up the box and walks into the back. Vegeta follows him.
"Ok all we have to do is put this pole in this pole and the same thing on this side. Then we have to stick it in the ground."
Goku put everything together correctly(a/n: woohoo he can do something right!) and tried to put it in the ground.
"Hmm, this won't go in."
"Damn Kakarotto, can't you do anything. Go on the other side and hold the pole, while I put this one in."
"Ok!"
Vegeta tries and fails just like Goku.
"What the fuck! Ok, Goku get me some water."
"Why do you want water?"
"You'll see."
Goku used instant transmission and came back with a glass of water.
"Here you go Veggie… I mean Vegeta."
Vegeta snatches the glass and pours some in the ground to make it soft.
"Ha now it will go in!"
Goku goes to one pole and Vegeta goes to the other. They both pushed really hard on the poles and they go in the ground. However, the ground became too soft and the poles lean.
"What the hell is going on!"
"Umm, I think the ground is too wet."
"I can see that. Get me some string Kakarotto!"
"K Vegeta!"
Goku comes back and hands Vegeta some string.
"Ok, now tie the string to this pole and tie the other end to this tree. Then tie this string to this pole and tie the other end to the fence."
Goku did that and the poles were standing up and straight.
"Haha, ok now lets play!"
All of a sudden the wind blow really hard and the poles fall over.
"That's it, I've had enough of this!"
Vegeta formed a ki ball and blasted the net into the next dimension(a/n: lol)
"Oh well so much for bagminton. Hey Vegeta, do you wanna play tennis?"
"Hell no Kakarotto!"
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Woohoo, you guys like it, please review, thanks…you guys are awesome *gives thumbs up*