Things could not have gotten anything weirder at the San Romero High School, with Juliety Starling fighting off hordes of zombies as she was looking for Nick, who she accidentally misplaced.
"Nick? Oh where are you, Nick?" Juliet called out as she slashed several of the zombies with her chainsaw. "I swear, I need to put you into me so that this shit doesn't happen!"
There was a strong grumble heard, and it was coming from Juliet's stomach. She groaned as she bent over, slashing the three female zombies approaching her.
"Ugh... I knew those damn lollipops would come back to haunt me... making me all fat and soggy..." Juliet complained, even though she looked perfectly fine.
A horde of horny male zombies came from the back, but Juliet farted a brassy explosion of rainbow gas blasts, knocking them down. Juliet glanced back, to see her deep pitched flatulence was making rainbows, with the zombies groaning as they were easily coming down.
"Well! Good thing I was gassy!" Juliet exclaimed as she then felt her chainsaw being taken away, gasping as she stumbled back. "Hey!"
In front of her was a big guy that looked like a Mexican wrestler, but it was obvious that he wasn't exactly what he seemed.
"I am here to put a stop to your plans," He stated in a weird voice that sounded like he was high on helium.
"Ugh! You are, like, so much a pain! The bane of my existence!" Juliet pouted as she also pooted, shaking her arms.
"That is my name, don't wear it out like I'm doing right now with my mask." Bane stated as he held the chainsaw behind his back.
Juliet observed Bane's body, smirking as she lowered her eyes. "Goodness, you have a pretty big bulge in there. It must be extremely painful to keep it inside those tight pants."
"For you." Bane stated as he then rammed the chainsaw right through Juliet, making her fart out a unicorn as she then died, her body exploding into blood as Bane walked away, commanding the zombies to walk with him as a plane crashed behind him, with no survivors.