I do not own anything in this story.
6 Year Old Butch sat in the middle of the living room watching an action movie with his two brothers. Months ago they had decided to give living with Mojo Jojo a chance, and surprisingly it wasn't bad. The food stunk, and they had to deal with his weird-ass speech impediment, but the food was ALWAYS there. The construct served as a safe-spot from the girls that they all despised so much.
"Boooooys!" Their 'father' yelled from the dinning room table. They all looked up from their spots on the floor and grinned.
"Dinner time." Brick cackled flying to his seat, fork and knife immediately coming to his hands, which would be discarded as soon as the food was brought out. 'Men don't need no stupid forks!' He thought smugly.
"Yeah!" Boomer laughed as he crashed into his spot at the table. "foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood !"
Butch zoomed to his chair and twitched eagerly. "What's for dinner today monkey!?" He asked laughing.
"Nothing, that is to say that you will not be eating anything if you do not stop calling me monkey! I am Mojo Jojo and will be referred to as such!"
"Alright dude chill. What's for dinner, MOJOOO?"
"A dinner of chemical-x infused Gallus domesticus! That is to say chicken that will increase your strength so that you will be strong enough to destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Which is to-"
"Okay we get it! Just serve it up Mojo!" Brick growled losing patience with his 'father'.
"Fine." The evil villain said as he slid three empty plates and one large one with several pieces of fried chicken onto the table in front of his 'children'.
"Why do we need to get stronger?" Butch asked eying the food suspiciously. "We can beat 'em whenever we want."
"You what!? Are you so foolish!?" Mojo asked snatching the plate away from the green eyed child. "The Powerpuff Girls have beaten you at every turn and still you think you can beat them!?"
"We let 'em win though... so-"
"You what!?" Asked everyone angrily.
"Bro. Don't pick now to go COMPLETELY insane." Brick snorted.
"Yeah dude, did you take your ADHD pills today?" Boomer laughed.
"Whats that gottah do with his sanity IDIOT?" The red-capped eldest Ruff demanded, smacking the youngest brother on the head.
"I didn't even say anything ABOUT cleaning!" Boomer argued back. Everyone's face went blank and they decided now was a good time to stop arguing and just eat.
"... I'm not hungry." Butch said walking out of the dinning room and heading out the front door. He leaped into the air and zoomed away, dark green trail following behind him.
Butch Flew until he got to the city park and took a seat on a bench. "Why do we gottah take that stupid chemical stuff? It's not like were not already strong enough." As he sat around mumbling to himself he noticed that everyone was fleeing the scene. 'but... what scene?' He thought looking around. Nothing was happening.
"Its the Rowdyruff Boys! Help!" Some woman screamed, grabbing her kid in her arms.
"Oh."
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In the humble home of the Powerpuff Girls, the three sisters sat around their room playing contently. Bubbles coloring, Blossom writing in a diary, and Buttercup playing a hand-held game.
"What are you writing about Blossom?" Bubbles asking, sliding on her belly to get closer to the eldest sister.
"It's just a small-"
RING RING RING!
Blossom bolted to the offending hot line, instantly forgetting about her would-be conversation with her blonde sister. "What's the emergency? The Rowdyruff Boys!? The park!? Were on our way mayor!" The team's long haired leader girl hung up and looked at her teammates quickly. "Let's move out girls!"
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The girls arrived at the park to see people running and screaming, but oddly enough no destruction. No fires. No villainy. No villains...
"Spread out." Blossom ordered, speeding straight ahead. Bubbles shot off to the left and Buttercup quickly began searching the right side. Soaring through the air the three scanned the entire park but saw no reason for distress.
"The mayor wouldn't have lied would he?" Bubbles contemplated as she began her descent to the grounds below. As she landed gently on the freshly cut grass she began walking around aimlessly. "There are no Rowdyruffs here... " She skipped up to a tree and knocked on it gently. After a few seconds of rustling noises from inside the hollow parts a small squirrel peaked it's head out, and at seeing his visitor, began chirping/squeaking happily.
"Cheep cheep. Cheep cheepchep cheep?"
"Cheeeeep. Cheep cheep cheepcheep."
"Where?" The squirrel pointed to a park bench not ten feet from them and Bubbles noticed the green Rowdyruff staring at her confused, an eyebrow raised.
"Thank you ." Bubbles said kissing the small mammal on top of it's head and the flying off towards her target, throwing him onto the ground.
"Agh! What are you doing stupid girl!" Butch snarled, smacking her down. And standing over her angrily. "I wasn't doing anything wrong! Your gonna set me off!" He yelled angrily.
"But we got a call!"
"So? Does it LOOK like I'm destroying stuff? Stealing anything? No. Im just thinking. Is that against the law!?"
"...no..."
Butch growled once more, cursing at her under his breath and flying home. 'Stupid sissy powder pukes. Stupid sissy Mojo.' He shot through the air, splitting the air as he rushed home, in no hurry to get there, only moving so swiftly to burn the enormous amount of energy constantly threatening to leak out of his body.
As he neared his house he got a strange feeling in the pit of his stomach. 'Uh oh...' He crashed through the large steel door and immediately felt all eyes on him.
"Guess what!?" Boomer said excitedly. "Were going to school tomorrow!"
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