Hello everyone ~! After (unfortunately) ending with Noragami Aragoto, I've been thinking of what to do with this crazy mind of mine. So one thought led to another, and before I knew it, I was wondering how the story would go if all the characters were gender swapped XD So I may not change some minor roles, and I might change the plot line a little bit. Please remember it's a FANfiction, so it's supposed to be however I want it to
be. I hope you all enjoy! ;)

Our story begins in a local middle school in a far off part of the city. In the nurse's office of said school, a young boy with a pale complexion was drinking a cup of tea while trying to ease the pain in his head. A couple of minutes earlier he had fainted in the middle of the cafeteria and, as the nurse told him, his head had collided with the chair in a VERY uncomfortable angle.
"That explains the headache..." the boy stated in his mind while realizing it was pretty obvious. With his train of thought, the boy didn't notice the school's nurse entering the room once again. It wasn't until she spoke that he noticed.

"It seems like you're better huh? That tea makes wonders"
"Yes I'm feeling better, thank you again for bringing me here"
"It's no problem, that's what I'm here for right? You should be a little more careful though. Next time, you're head might get some damage"
"Of course. I'm sorry for the whole deal happening in the first place"
"Don't be Kuruto-kun. Like I said, it's my job to look out for you all. What does concern me though is WHY did you faint. I know we're in the final exams but it's not for you to get all worked up about it. Are you sure you don't want me to call you're parents?"

The boy, now known as Kuruto Akise, shivered at the mention of his parents. The nurse noticed, but didn't say anything about it. Akise brushed the thoughts away and simply told her.
"Don't worry about me ma'am. I'm fine now."

After some convincing from him, Akise had finally left the nurse's office with a strict order from her saying "If you feel dizzy again, come with me immediately" and the boy simply agreed to her demand. He was currently walking down the empty hallways towards his classroom. The exams had started 30 minutes ago, so now he was going to get a lecture for good. A sigh escaped his lips as he quickened the pace. Truth be told, Akise WAS indeed nervous because of the exams, just like any other person would be. He's never been the smart type, so his parents would usually lecture/hit him if he didn't get a good grade or at least "something decent" as his old man would quote.

It was very common for the young Kuruto to faint. All his bottled up worries would get to him once in a while and considering he never liked to talk about it, the teachers started to think he was being bullied (which was kind of true). The looks of pity would be some of the things the young boy despised about going to school.

The only interesting things that happened during the morning were, obviously his loss of consciousness, and the encounter with that weird lady in the front gate. She had said that she could help him with his stress problems for only 5 yen. The boy didn't think much about it, only that perhaps he was helping a homeless woman and for that he felt happy with helping.

His train of thought was once again interrupted once he was in front of the door towards his classroom. Taking a deep breath, he slid the door open only to bow quickly as a form of apology to his absence.
"Excuse me sensei, may I come in? I'm sorry for being late.. but I have a note from the nurse so-"
"Don't worry Kuruto-kun, I know you were having a tuff time. Just please take a work sheet and hurry to you're desk" said the teacher.
Akise simply nodded and went to grab the desired item. Once he got it, he took his seat in the middle of the classroom almost at the back but not quite. That's when the looks of pity and hatred were shot his way (the only pitiful look given from the teacher himself). Also murmurs were starting to come from every direction, making the previous headache come back immediately.

"What is HE doing here?"
"Even after playing his little act they let him take the test? That's nuts!"
"Why does Mr. Smarty pants even NEED the grade? I think he'd be fine on his own"
"Sure, he can do what he wants"
"Teacher's pet"
"Freak"
"Nerd"
"Why doesn't he die already?"

"You're wrong..." Akise kept repeating that in his head to try to block out the horrible comments from his classmates. It was already enough to hear those type of things at home, he didn't need more pressure. As the distortioned voices kept echoing in his brain, he couldn't help but actually consider some of the options...such as death. Once that thought crossed his mind, some voices that came from the window caught his attention and at the sight, the boy almost fainted again.

"SO WhY DoN't YoU dIe AlREadY?!" Orange colored creatures that were almost the length of the entire football yard appeared out of nowhere. Eyes cold and deseparate for something. A life.
Akise clasped both his hands towards his chest while repeating the same thing over and over again.
"Please... oh please God save me! I'm scared. I need help! PLEASE!"
Apparently he didn't notice the pair of figures standing outside of that exact same building.

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Meanwhile, on another rooftop stood a young woman & man. If Akise had seen better, he would have noticed that this was indeed the woman he had given his 5 yen coin to in the morning.

The woman had ruffled purple-black hair that went past her shoulders a little bit above the waist. Her eyes were, most likely, the best thing about her because of it's rareness. They were an electric blue that showed nothing but pride and determination. Her clothing was pretty much in the same state as her hair; wrinkly and a little too dirty. It consisted of a jumpsuit dark blue colored and a pair of black shorts that were in between not too short, but not too long either. Lastly for her feet, she wore brown short boots that went above the ankles making her able to move comftorbly.

The man didn't have many details unlike his companion. He had short silky black hair and dark green eyes that suprisinly went good with him. His clothing consisted of a traditional male kimono, white as the clouds and a pair of sandals to match. The most outstanding of his features was an odd tattoo placed on his left hand which was a symbol that said "Haki".

"It seems like a big problem huh Tomoki?" Asked the woman to her companion.
"It appears so, Yaru-san. Don't you think it's a little too much?"
"Not exactly. It's the finals. During this time of the year a lot of people get worked up about it. Anyway" she stretched a bit and then turned to face Tomoki with a grin plastered on her face "you ready?"
"I'm ready when you are, Yaru-san."
"Alrighty then! Come, Haki!"

After saying those words, the man was enveloped in a bright light and the only thing visible was his tattoo. The orb of light came into the woman's hand and, once it was clear, you could see that a small dagger was there instead. Yaru jumped off of the rooftop life if nothing would happen from it, and then started to fall on each of the monster's heads. She was doing this just for fun, but when the actual deal started, her face became more serious. Once she was on top of another head, she back flipped so that she could be in the air again while passing her fingers threw the small dagger.

"You who would desecrate this land of the rising sun!" She started to say.
"With my advent, I, the Yaru god, lay waste with the Haki and expel thy vast defilement!"
After saying those words, Yaru started to slice each and everyone of the monsters.
"REND!" and after saying THAT, the monsters exploded creating a weird yet beautiful pattern in the sky that simply vanished after a while. The woman landed on her feet gracefully while flipping her hair back with pride.

"Revert Haki!" Once again the light appeared around the dagger and the young man from before was next to her once again. Tomoki seemed amused at his companions behavior. She was always so childish and never took anything seriously, except a battle where she could show off. Also her sweaty hands weren't helping for him to feel safe/comfortable (yes, he could feel that while being a dagger). The only reason why he was still there was because of pity. Pity for the "supposed" God. Yaru wasn't known as a God at all. In fact, the heavens didn't even acknowledge her to any sort of event. Heck, she didn't even have a shrine! Something escencial for someone like her. When he was taken as a weapon he had feared that, but she would try to reasure him saying that they would get the money someday. That's the reason why they granted wishes for 5 yen. But with the way things progressed, luck didn't seem to be in their favor.
After taking all this into consideration his mind, Tomoki realized it was time to go for good this time.
"Yaru-San. I quit. Would you please release me?"

Yaru, who was still dancing with the music in her head, suddenly stopped after hearing what his regalia was saying. Once she took a good look at his face, she understood that he was being serious. That thought made her cringe internally.
"But Tomoki, you've only been with me for 3 months. Plus you have to understand that if you leave I'll-" The man didn't let her finish, for he had enough of her lame excuses.
"STOP IT! I DON'T CARE FOR ANY OF THAT CRAP, CAUSE ALL I WANT IS TO HAVE A GOOD HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOD! EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING KEEPS SCREAMING 'NOOOOOO!'" Then he fell to the floor hugging his knees while crying his heart out. He knew what to do. He would take advantage of the fact that she didn't like when they made a fuzz out of something so small, because according to her it ruined her reputation.
"Alright! Alright I get it! Just cut it out! Look!" And when he did, light enveloped his master's finger and she said the words he'd been dying to hear for the past 3 months
"Haki. I release you."
The tattoo that was once in his left hand had disappeared proving that, indeed, he was free. And now that he didn't need her...
"Bye bye stupid imitation of a God! Thanks for nothing!" The man screamed at her while running away. Yaru was not amused, but covered up her sadness with sarcasm instead. She wouldn't give him the satisfaction to see her like that.
"FINE YOU LITTLE BRAT I DON'T NEED YOU! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL COME BEGGING FOR ME TO TAKE YOU BACK ONCE YOU SEE HOW POPULAR I'LL BECOME! I'LL BECOME A GOD AMONG GODS AND WITH AN AWESOME SHRINE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS DAY I SWEAR YOU WILL!"

Once she saw the young man disappear into who knows where, the God took a deep breath and then let out a sigh while walking away. The school bell rang and all the kids were running off, tests in hands towards their friends and family. Some of them bragged, most of them cried, and Yaru couldn't help but giggle at the many expressions surrounding her. But there was one boy who caught her attention. The one she had met that morning and had many family problems. A glimpse at his face was all it took to see that he was very proud of his results. Taking out his phone, the boy began dialing a number and waited for the other person to reply. Once they did, he started talking about his day and the results in his test which were actually pretty good, all the while a smile on his face.
Yaru smiled as well while analyzing the young boy. At least someone appreciated her work. Even if he might not even remember her anymore.

Walking a little bit more away, the woman got to a park that was conveniently very close to the middle school. Searching threw all the trash cans, she was lucky enough to find an almost empty can of paint spray. She could tell it wasn't empty because of her experience with such things before. Why would somebody put this in the trash, that was beyond her. With the paint in cuestion, Yaru started to scribble her phone number on the walls with along with the name. If someone needed help with anything at all, they would find her. When the can was empty, the woman sat down in a nearby bench waiting... And waiting... And waiting...
"I really need to find a new regalia. I'm technically exposed to the phantoms like this!" Complained Yaru in her head. Glancing at an empty bottle of wine that contained some yen coins hidden in her backpack, she started to consider the thought of actually looking for Tomoki and ask him to be her regalia again. She could try to get better at whatever he was tired of. But before this could continue any further, her phone started ringing.
With a swift movement she stood up and answered the call with her trademark introduction.

"Hello this is the Yaru God! Fast, affordable and reliable! Thank you for calling and what can I do for you?!"
"U-um... hello... i-i need some help with... uh...you see..."the voice of a girl, probably a little kid was on the other side. Yaru could hear the nervousness in her voice, so she decided to come across with a different approach.
"Yes? You can tell me, don't worry. Whatever it is I promise I'll do it for you, does that sound OK?"
"Um... OK. My pet's lost... and I was hoping if you could find him"
"Really? And who is this pet? What's his name if I may ask?"
"His name is Milord. And he's a cat"
Any other person would have taken the task of finding a cat as piece of cake, or even as an offence for the 'difficulty' of it. But Yaru tried to take all of her jobs seriously. The poor little girl was probably deseparate to find Milord and was coming to HER to help. So Yaru, with new found confidence, said:
"Don't you worry. I'll look every were for him. I won't rest until I find him, and bring him home safe in sound. Once I find Milord I'll call this number again and then you can tell me where you want me to take him. You don't have to pay me if you don't want to. OK?"
The other side of the line was silent for a moment, and Yaru started to think that she scared the girl away. But then she heard a couple of sniffs in the background and then the voice once again said:
"Ok... thank you Yaru-san" With a smile, the God said:
"No problem..."

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"MILORD! HERE LITTLE FELLA, KITTY KITTY! MILORD!"

The Goddess kept her promise and searched the whole city. It's been 3 days ever since she was given the task to find the cat, only taking breaks to eat/sleep. She was currently in central park where a lot of shops could be seen, probably for the many tourists that the city had. Letting out a yawn and getting a picture out of her pocket, Yaru continued with the search. The little girl had sent her an email with Milord's photograph, and considering she had to go to a cafe to see it, the Goddess used the little money she had to print a copy.

"Man, how much trouble does it take to find a cat? Like seriously!"

Walking in between all the people in the crowd, Yaru was about to give up for the day, until something made her turn to her left. There, she couldn't help but stare.
There was a young boy, probably a teenager, with silky black hair that reminded her of Tomoki's for a bit. He was wearing a simple pair of navy blue pants, along with dark gray sneakers and a simple white T-shirt. He was also holding a backpack over his shoulder while talking with another pair of boys that just now did she realize were there. For some odd reason, the boy attracted her and she felt like some sort of a weird connection.
And when the boy turned her way, her breath was taken away, and she could feel a light blush spreading across her face. The boy's eyes were very peculiar, for they were pink! A bright pink/fiusha that was the complete opposite of everything Yaru had seen in him before. Some people would call it weird, or even gay, but she thought they were cute.
Once the blush was gone, the Goddess noticed something else she wasn't aware of. Behind the boy and in the street, was none other than-

"MILORD!"

Yaru would recognize him anywhere. She has been searching for him for 3 DAYS STRAIGHT! Also staring at the picture for too long made her memorize the cat as if it were her own. Without a second thought, the woman jumped over the bench that separated the street from the sidewalk and ran towards her prize.
"Finally found you ya little rascal! I can finally get rid of this job and focus on finding a regalia!" Yaru was so happy in her own thoughts, that she didn't notice the truck heading towards her.
Whatever happened after that was a blur for her. She remembered hearing some honks and screams, but there was one voice who yelled "WATCH OUT!" And before she knew it, she felt a pair of hands push with force on her back sending her flying towards the other side of the sidewalk. Then she feels the pain in her head, but nothing severe, she was a God after all. Nothing could harm her.

"Are you alright ma'am?!" Said a young male voice.
Yaru turned around because the voice was right next to her so she thought that someone might be talking to her for once. She was only greeted by a pair of pink orbs. The blush came back, and her throat was dry all of a sudden. For once in her immortal life, she didn't know what to say. The boy's eyes expressed nothing but concern, but then they changed to a more angry state.
"Why would you run to the street without looking first?! If you weren't luck enough you would have gotten seriously injured!"
"Um... I... well..." Milord jumped in her arms and hid under her shirt. Yaru simply tried to pull the feline away without breaking any contact with the young boy.

"HIOKO! OI HIOKO! WAKE UP MAN THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"

That was when they both realized the situation. The boy was there next to Yaru, but at the same time he was on he floor in front of the truck unconscious. The other pair of boys who Yaru had seen before were desperately trying to wake him up while the ambulance came by. A scream from her right made Yaru look at her companion. Her own face was filled with curiosity but also a hint of guilt after seeing what the boy was fuzzing about. A tail, the same shade of pink as his eyes, was placed upon him.

Well this was going to be interesting.

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Well this turned out well XD Remember I don't own Noragami nor the picture of this fanfiction, so please accept my weirdness as part of an AU XD

Hope you all enjoyed. I think I exaggerated with everyone's description/backstory. What do you all think?