HEEEY!ok SO let me start off by saying that i absolutely love HP like llooooooove HP and dramione is awesome. IDK but after reading all these amazing dramione fanfics i got this crazy idea of this fanfic. I am not sure if i am going to continue it or not (maybe make it a oneshot) IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE REVIEWS I RECEIVE SO PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU LIKE MY STORY! (P.S has anyone watched despicable me 2?its HILARIOUS) this chapter is going to be a bit short as it is only introducing the story
DISCLAIMER:I wish i was J.K Rowling but sadly I...sniff...am not thus i do not own anything except my plot :)
CHAPTER 1: Petrified
Hermione Granger. 1/3 of the Golden Trio, bookworm, and the biggest, most insufferable know it all Hogwarts had ever known. Now, what might you ask she be doing at the astronomy tower at midnight? It was a question Severus Snape had pondered on since the past hour.
For a moment he had thought of busting miss goody two shoes so he could gloat all about it to the old hag. He admitted he was quite afraid of the curse the head of Gryffindor may throw upon him but he was ready to endure extreme amount of pain to see Mcgonagall seething with fury. But Snape, although reluctant to admit it, was burning with curiosity. He was desperate to see the source of Granger's sudden acts of rulebreaking.
When he heard footsteps approaching, Snape being the thoughtless person he was, took his head out of his hiding place and was so caught up trying to see the mystery wizard, plonked himself onto the cold granite floor. Yup, he was busted. The potions master was ready to drown himself in a puddle of water, a puddle only, mind you, since he was death scared even at the idea of approaching something as safe as a swimming pool. This fear, some say, was inherited by his great-great-grandmother who had lost a cat on the beach. As for Severus...he had endured a much greater amount of pain.
It was on the eve of his twelfth birthday, Snape had just received a lovely hair-conditioning charm book from Great Aunt Murphy. It would finally put an end the snide remarks awarded to him by Black and Potter. He was just on the 4th page of the book where they were showcasing solutions to greasy hair, when Bouville, his rather...large cousin, snatched the book and threw it into the pool. Since that day Severus had developed a grudge against swimming pools and cousin Bouville. He would now have to face the marauders' wretched display of humor. Coming back to the situation at hand, we must now be the audience to Snape's...interesting, for lack of a better word, ways.
As Snape rather unceremoniously plopped himself onto the floor, he did the only thing that came to his mind...the only thing which could save him from further humiliation. "Please", he pleaded "do not tell Mcgonagall of this unfortunate incident...don't...she will embarrass me to death...please I beg you". Severus exclaimed all this in a monotone adding in a very dramatic voice for an effect. Realization seemed to dawn on him when he remembered he had been wearing Potter's invisibility cloak. He had confiscated it from the Golden Boy just the previous afternoon.
Now you would think that after all the drama he thought might ensue, the Potion Master would sigh out a breath of relief but no...these were not his current emotions. The Half Blood Prince was shocked, beyond shocked...in fact he was petrified. But he wasn't petrified at his current predicament. Not even at Granger's bushy mane. No, he was bewildered at the scene that now greeted him.
"Did you just hear a sound?", chimed one Draco Malfoy to one Hermione Granger.
A/N: I know this is pretty short but if this story does get some reviews i might continue it. SO PLEASE PLEASE IF YOU LIKED THIS STORY PLEASE REVIEW! remember i might just "accidently" unleash ferret malfoy upon you ;) so BYE BYE BYE BYE REVIEW BYE BYE