Hi! Ok so, about a week ago I was sent a message by an anonymous person telling me to write this story. So here it is. The things you should probably know before starting this is that Grace is now a dude named Greg, and Amy an Dan are NOT madrigals. Enjoy!

The 39 clues. This could be one of the best times of my life if my dweebish brother Dan doesn't ruin it for me. A few months ago my grandfather, Greg, died, throwing Dan and I on what seemed to be the crazy train, next stop Looney Island. I was born about a thousand years ago. Most people would think this was the best thing that could ever happen to someone. Those people would be way wrong. I never asked to be a Greek goddess, it just sort of... happened. My parents known to the world are Hope and Author Cahill, two nice people who have had some pretty bad luck in their lifetime. But to everyone else they are Hades and Persephone Cahill, king and queen of the underworld. Do you think its fun to be the daughter of the king and queen of the underworld? do you think it's fun having a ghost come up to you every five minutes begging you for food or water or something else they know I'm not permitted to give them? Well, it's not.

When I was born my father wanted me to grow up in the real world after seeing my older brother Zack's love for the underworld. That's where it all went wrong. I lived in the real world till I was sixteen when they pulled me into the world of magic and power. And when you enter this wonderful world you become immortal, when you become immortal you stop aging. That's right, I've been sixteen for one thousand, nine hundred, eighty four years and counting. Do you know how many times I've graduated high school? Try dividing that number by four. My problem is I love the outside world. Always have, always will.

About fourteen years ago I made a bet with one of my dad's closest advisors, Fred. He said I couldn't go two years without my powers, so naturally I said I could go two hundred years without them. A few minutes later we agreed on twenty years. First we drained all of my powers. That took forever because I had sooo many. I don't mean to brag but I did. I could read and control minds, control water, fire, and air, I could kill a vampire with one sip of my blood, I could speak to dogs, and the list goes on and on and on with some I don't even know of. Next, they made me look like an infant so I could live my twenty years of sweet normalness, well, normally.

I lived with my parents who were currently taking a break from the pressures of the underworld and preparing to have another child living as hope and author in Boston. About two years later, about a month before my mother had Dan, my father supposedly died in a fire. My mother "died" when she was giving birth to Dan. he survived, but she did not. we then lived with my brother Zack, who was currently living in New York as a real estate agent, until that day of uncle Greg's funeral where we were about to start one of the greatest adventures of our lives.

In our big wonderful, crazy, horrible family we have five or six branches. I think. It's complicated. Which one am I in? I have no idea. Apparently, a long time ago Olivia and Gideon Cahill had five children. Luke went on to make the Lucian branch, Katharine made the Ekaterina branch, Jane made the Janus branch, Thomas made the Thomas branch, and Madeline made the Madrigals. That's what you would find if you looked in a random book about the Cahills. If you were really a Cahill you would know this: the Lucian branch is the decedents of Hades and Poseidon. The Janus branch is made up of anyone who is a wizard, which, sorcerer, sorceress, ect. the Thomas branch is made up of descendents of titans. the Ekats are made up of the decedents of Zeus. The Madrigals are pretty much anyone else or anyone who hates their branch.

the Lucians, the Thomases, and the Madrigals powers may vary, but the Ekats have no powers, and they know nothing about the real Cahill family and they never will as long as Zeus has something to do with it. the reason being is because Zeus likes power, Zeus sees power on children, then Zeus takes power away. now Zeus has power, Zeus wants to keep power, children must not know Zeus took power or Zeus can and will zap you in the butt, and it will hurt believe me.

about an hour ago, Dan decides he's going to announce to everyone we think we're Ekats, basically draining us of any possible fun because, "it's dangerous to be running around with only an inexperienced little boy with powers". even though I don't agree one bit with his logic, he's my brother and I don't want to see him get hurt either.

"Amy, wake up, were almost there, kiddo," Nellie said quietly after a long plane ride over the Atlantic ocean from Italy to Mexico. they had been searching for their 27th clue in Italy when they found a lead to Mexico.

"when do we land?" Amy asked.

"in about ten minutes. get your stuff ready, I'll wake up Dan," Nellie told me as she tried to wake Dan up. based on the fact that there was cheetos all over Dan's head, I guessed he didn't have a very good sleep.

soon they landed to find some very unexpected guests waiting for them when they came out of the plane.

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