Who's Impersonating Voldemort?
Lily opened the black letter, dreading what she would find. She read it, and read it again. Much to everyone's surprise, she burst out laughing, as is hit by Rictumsempra, or a light headed charm. This is what the letter said:
Dear Mudblood,
I killed your parents. Don't worry, you'll join them soon.
Sincerely,
Voldermort
Lily had to read the last part again. VoldeRmort? Really? She grabbed a piece of parchment and wrote:
Dear Voldemort Impersonator,
You SUCK at impersonating. I mean, VoldeRmort? At least learn to spell correctly the names of those you impersonate, much less that of the most feared wizard of all time.
Sincerely,
Your Mudblood
"You're not sending that, are you?" asked James, reading over her shoulder.
"Creeper." Lily said, "and watch me send it." She gave it to the owl, which had waited, hoping for food. He immediately flew off, ready to return itself to his master.
Lily turned to James, saying one simple word: "HA!"