Total Drama Revenge of the Set
Chapter 1
It All Begins!
Disclaimer: Total Drama is not mine.
A/N: Hey guys! This is The Epic Author here! Here's my new story idea that will replace my previous story, Total Drama SPACED OUT. Now if the summary wasn't clear enough, basically as a sequel to Revenge of the Island, Chris invites 16 new campers to compete in a season based off of Total Drama Action and win one million dollars! Now this chapter will introduce the new competitors!
Now onto the story!
"Welcome back to another season of Total Drama! Last season, we introduced 13 new competitors back to Wawanakwa and in the end, Cameron, the Bubble Boy, won one million dollars! Now, in a sequel season, we have 16 new competitors that will battle it out for another million dollars on our Total Drama Action film set! So who will win? And who will fail epically? Find out right now, right here, on Total Drama Revenge of the Set!" Chris announced.
*cue theme song*
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine
Lilli and Trixie are chatting gleefully in the makeup trailer but Trixie gets sprayed with too much hairspray and as she coughs, Lilli rolls her eyes and mouths the word 'loser' and points to Trixie.
You guys are on my mind
Aolani searches the set for clues with Konni behind her, pointing out her flaws and she finally punches him, annoyed.
You asked me what I wanted to be
Ace cackles as he runs across the screen holding someone's clothes.
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Damien is working out and smiles at the camera menacingly.
I want to be famous
Gitana is giving clothing advice to Zanoah but he keeps forgetting and frustrated, Gitana smacks him with her designer purse.
I want to live close to the sun
Victoria is in the mess hall eating when Absalom struts in and winks flirtatiously at her. She scoffs and flings gruel into his face.
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
Samantha opens the door to the bedrooms and a pie flies into her face. Ike pops up and laughs jubilantly. Samantha growls and begins strangling Ike.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
Pasquel runs throughout the set with everything coincidently being destroyed around him.
I'll get there one day
Ava pants as she crawls across the grounds and screams at a nearby intern for not carrying her.
Cause I want to be famous
Lajila searches frantically for her missing clothes and is adorned in a towel only.
Nanana nanaana nana nana
Marcus creeps over to her and points at Damien and Lajila gasps and begins chasing him as Marcus snickers delightedly before gasping and walking away while shaking his head.
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous
Trixie is testing Chef's gruel and grins at him in delight as he gapes at her in disbelief.
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous
Zanoah scoots up to Victoria in the Mess Hall, smiling, but Victoria coldly glares back and Zanoah shrinks away.
*whistling*
Chris, Chef, and the contestants sit around a campfire and whistle but Ike pops up and sets off a small bomb, revealing that the campfire is really a set.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Revenge of the Set. Now it is my pleasure to introduce to you the newest losers added to our cast!" Chris smirked as a small dilapidated bus drove up to the gates of the abandoned film lot.
"First up is Lilli!"
A girl of medium height with beach blonde hair tied in a ponytail and bright blue eyes leapt out of the bus. She was adorned in a white blouse with flower patterns on them and jean shorts with red leggings matched with white flats. She smiled and shook Chris' hand.
"Next up, Absalom!"
A tall and handsome boy stepped out of the bus. He had chestnut colored hair and similar colored eyes. His features were chiseled and Lilli gasped as she stared at his gorgeousness. He wore a blue button up t shirt that was unbuttoned, revealing his toned body, and orange shorts. The look was pulled together by a pair of sandals on his feet. He smiled and kissed Lilli's hand gently.
Lilli squealed and fainted.
"Lady down!" Chris sighed as Chef poured water on top of Lilli's head.
"Now after Hotty McHandsome and Ms. Polite is, Gitana!"
A tanned girl with cherry red hair and amber eyes tiptoed out of the bus in her magenta high heels cautiously, as if afraid of getting dirty. As she escaped the bus, it was revealed that she was wearing a creamy white sundress. She glanced at the soaking wet Lilli shook her head disapprovingly. She then, in turn glanced at Absalom and gasped as hearts appeared in her eyes. She shook the hearts off and turned back to Lilli.
"Okay, the hunk over there, his clothing…acceptable, but yours? It's a fashion crime!"
"I sense drama already." Chris mused as he literally saw the ratings skyrocket. "But anyways, we have to move on, so everyone, meet Ace!"
The contestants stared at the bus as Ace stepped out. He had a short blonde hair in a buzzcut and dark brown eyes that exuded arrogance. He was adorned in a black leather jacket covering a stained white t shirt and had jet black pants with small metal rings hanging off of them, this was all finished with black sneakers stained with mud.
"Hmm. Pulls off the tough guy look pretty well, 8 out of 10." Gitana commented as she looked him up and down.
"That's because I am a 'tough guy'" Ace snarled as he grabbed Gitana by her hair and flung her into Lilli.
Chris looked uncomfortable but continued, "Um, next up is Victoria!"
A tall pale Asian girl stepped off the bus, and narrowed her icy blue eyes as she brushed some of her midnight black hair out of her face. She wore a black hoodie that covered a blue blouse underneath and faded jeans along with black boots. She blinked at the contestants and remained silent.
"Um. Anything you want to say Victoria?" Chris queried in confusion.
"No." Victoria replied curtly.
"Of course, just what this season needed, a Heather Ripoff!" Ace scoffed.
Victoria glared at Ace and slapped him full on before walking away.
"Hmmm. You seem to pull off the cold distant look pretty well, but that is so 2007! So I'm sorry to say that your score is only 7 out of 10." Gitana apologetically frowned.
"Do I look like I care?" Victoria snapped.
"Temper. 6 out of 10!" Gitana huffed in reply.
Absalom winked flirtatiously at the girl but she simply rolled her eyes and walked away. Lilli also attempted befriending the distant girl by holding her hand out for a handshake, one that Victoria brushed by.
"Well, that was awkward. But speaking of awkward, meet Lajila!" Chris grinned.
Lajila had tan skin and long brown hair matched with eyes of the same color. She wore a long decorative red dress that reached her shins. She also had white boots visible from under her dress.
"Hmmmm. The dress does look nice but only if you were in a play, it's too ancient!" Gitana grimaced, "5 out of 10."
"B…but this was my mother's! She gave it to me for good luck!" Lajila protested with a slight Indian accent.
"We'll see how lucky it is when I vote your (censored) out of here!" Ace snarled.
Lajila frowned but Lilli was at her side, already consoling her.
"It's okay, there just meanies!" Lilli smiled.
Absalom walked up to Lajila and gently shoved Lilli out of the way. Lajila sighed in amazement as he whispered reassurance into her ear.
"Well, not so awkward are we?" Chris sighed, "Darn, I was hoping you'd cause some more drama! But you know what? The next contestant sure is going to stir up some trouble, here's Damien!"
Damien stomped out of the bus adorned in a red jersey with the number 8 on it, matching red tracksuit pants, and white and red sneakers. His black eyes stared at every competitor and he brushed his long ginger hair back.
"Listen losers. I'm winning this got it? Good." He roared.
"Oh, I'm so scared." Victoria deadpanned.
Damien glared at Victoria, who simply returned the gesture and Damien moved towards the Asian, ready to destroy her, but someone got in his way.
"Look, we already have a tough guy so…" Gitana commented as she gestured to Ace.
"Shut up!" he replied as he smacked her.
"You should never hit a girl!" Absalom gasped as he helped Gitana up.
"CONTESTANTS! QUIET DOWN! THE NEXT CONTESTANT IS COMING! SAY HELLO TO MARCUS!" Chris shouted through his megaphone.
Marcus stepped out of the bus and his amber eyes flickered around curiously. He brushed his multi-colored hair back. Gitana screamed as she stared at his outfit consisting of a purple button up shirt, orange sweatpants, and polka dotted jester shoes.
"WHAT…WHAT IS THIS!" Gitana roared, "How could you let him onto this show!"
"What can I say, I'm just a little eccentric, that's all." Marcus shrugged, "And just saying, you don't look that great either, sweetheart."
As Gitana strangled Marcus in the background, Chris continued. "Our next contestant is Ava!"
The contestants waited but no one left the bus. Chris sighed and waved Chef on. Chef grumbled as he dragged out a plump and chubby girl. She had blonde hair in a braid running down her back and sea green eyes and freckles dotted around her nose. She wore a pink shirt that said 'I'm better than you!' and had jean shorts and pink high heels.
"Okay Ava, stand up now." Chef commanded.
"Ugh. Standing up is too much work." Ava complained.
"I SAID STAND UP!" Chef growled.
"AND I SAID STANDING UP IS TOO MUCH WORK! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME GRANDPA!?" Ava screamed back before panting heavily. "Ugh. Yelling is too much work."
"I already hate you." Victoria and Ace scoffed simultaneously before glaring at eachother.
"Well, I think you'll be a great friend!" Lilli cheered.
"I think you'll be a great friend!" Ava mocked. "If you really want to help me, then carry me like you should've done the moment I got here you idiot!"
Lilli heeded her command and hoisted her up.
"Well, Lilli, you'll like our next competitor, it's Trixie!" Chris announced.
Trixie skipped out of the bus cheerfully, humming a tune. The African-American girl was wearing a purple dress with birds sewed onto it and her chocolate brown eyes teemed with joy. Her brown hair was in pigtails and they swung around as she moved. She also had purple flats to match her dress.
"Hello!" Trixie cheered.
"My god." Victoria and Ace groaned simultaneously once more before glaring at eachother again.
"Oh we'll be the best of friends!" Lilli squealed as she hugged Trixie and dropped Ava.
"Cool! I have a new friend already!" Trixie also squealed shrilly as Ava threw a tantrum in the background.
Chris covered his ears in annoyance and then grinned evilly as he blew his air horn.
"Ah, I love this thing." Chris smiled as he fondly patted the horn and the contestants excluding Trixie, groaned in the background. "Now, the next competitors need to be introduced together, it's Zanoah and Konni!"
"What are they boyfriend and girlfriend or something?" Damien asked.
"I'M A BOY, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE MEATHEAD!" a voice roared.
Zanoah and Konni stepped out from the bus. Zanoah was scratching his head confusedly. He had jet black spiky hair and gray eyes along with a black t shirt with the words inscribed 'Keep Calm and Gangnam Style!', faded blue jeans, and silver striped converse. Konni on the other hand, was indeed a boy, and had hair the shade of apples. His eyes were purple and he looked around fiercely. He had large glasses, an orange t shirt with a bat on it, tan cargo pants, and hiking boots.
"Um, why did they have to be introduced together?" Trixie inquired.
"You'll see." Chris replied.
"Where am I?" Zanoah asked, confused.
"You're on Total Drama Revenge of the Set." Konni snarled.
"Oh…okay." Zanoah smiled and a few seconds passed, "Wait, where am I again?"
"Total. Drama. Revenge. Of. The. Set!" Konni menacingly hissed as he shook in rage.
"Oh okay." Zanoah said once again before a few more seconds passed. "Wait, where am I again?"
"TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE SET! YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS YOUR FLAW! YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT!" Konni roared.
"Wait, who are you again?"
"ARGGHHHHHHHHH!"
The screen faded to an ad sponsoring the Mclean Brand Hair Gel and with a message reading 'Konni's conversation was deemed too harsh to put even in a M rated story and will be cut from the airing. Thank you for your patience.'
When the screen returned to the show, Konni had his mouth duct taped shut and Zenoah was walking around in confusion.
"Now do you see why I needed Konni's help to introduce Zenoah?" Chris asked Trixie who nodded in understanding.
"But why couldn't you have sent a…um…nicer person with him?" Lajila asked.
"Because I needed some more drama, you guys suck at it." Chris replied, "But moving on, we have 2 girls and 2 boys left so I'll introduce all of them now! Meet Samantha, Ike, Pasquel, and Aolani!"
Samantha stepped out of the vehicle, adorned in a white button up jacket that covered her purple blouse, a matching purple miniskirt, and matching purple stilettos. She had brown hair with lighter brown strands at the end and with her hard blue eyes, glared at the contestants. "This is what I have to beat? Easy million I guess."
"Anyone could win it actually." Marcus protested.
"Sure…delude yourself into thinking that." Samantha scoffed.
Samantha walked away but was hit in the head by a Frisbee like object. She growled and snatched the object and stared at it intently.
"Look Out?" she read before a rubber fist smacked into her face from the frisbee.
"Cool! It worked!" a voice chuckled as he cartwheeled out of the bus.
"Hello Ike!" Chris cackled, "Now I remember why I especially liked you."
Ike had golden hair that spiked up and around along with humorous green eyes. He wore a large black jacket that when opened had multiple objects in it that were associated with pranks. Underneath his jacket he had a green sweater with a troll face on it. He also had gray sweatpants with gray worn out sneakers.
"I can't classify you!" Gitana gasped, "I'm losing my touch, NOOOOOO!"
Samantha shoved the Beauty Queen over and grabbed Ike by his collar. "Did you throw that Frisbee at me?"
"Yup!"
Samantha growled and punched Ike straight in the face.
Aolani stepped out of the bus and observed the scene. The other contestants looked on with worry as Samantha beat Ike. She had black silky hair and warm brown eyes. She had a Sherlock-Holmes like hat on her head and jacket. Underneath the jacket though, she wore a striped pink and purple sweater matched with navy blue jeans and gray converse.
"Hmmm. I suspect that the boy on the floor did something to the girl beating him." Aolani pondered.
Finally the fourth and final contestant stepped out from the bus which immediately crumbled behind him. He was very pale and was wearing a orange hoodie and orange sweatpants and yellow converse. He had olive colored hair and green eyes with freckles splattered all over his face.
"Darn it!" he shouted.
"Wait, who are you?" Zanoah questioned.
"I am…the one the only…Pasquel!" Pasquel shouted as he leapt heroically onto the remains of the bus, which crumbled even further.
"Oh okay." Zanoah smiled before three seconds passed, "Wait, who are you again?"
Pasquel looked confused but Lilli merely shoved Zanoah away and smiled at Pasquel, who grinned back. Coincidently, a truck zoomed by and splattered Pasquel and Lilli.
"Ugh!" Lilli cried as she attempted to wipe some of the muck off of her.
"Well, that's all the contestants!" Chris grinned, "That took forever! But anyway, time for the teams! You all know that this season is based off of Total Drama Action right?"
The contestants, excluding Zanoah, murmured in agreement.
"Well if I call your name move to the right, towards Chef, and those whose names are not called will stay here with me. Now, Samantha, Zanoah, Pasquel, Victoria, Ava, Lajila, Ike, and Absalom. Move!" Chris commanded as the said contestants shuffled towards Chef, "You are now dubbed The Reeking Reporters!"
Complains moaned through the Reporters team.
"Shut up!" Chris whined. "But anyway, those of you who were not called, Lilli, Damien, Trixie, Aolani, Gitana, Marcus, Ace, and Konni. You guys are henceforth named The Putrid Papparazzi!"
"I'm not putrid!" Ace snarled.
"Yes you are, you bum!" Konni hissed.
"I'll beat your face in!" Ace growled.
"Settle down! Before you start arguing, how about we tour the place, eh?" Chris suggested. "Now you all remember the trailer sleeping area right?"
Chris gestured to the trailer dorms from Total Drama Action.
"Now here's the mess hall where you'll Chef's delicious food! And all these stage buildings around us will be sets for multiple challenges. And finally, everyone remember the makeup confessionals?" Chris continued as he gestured to said areas. "Now go and make your first ever confessionals!"
Confessional
Damien: *rolls eyes and whacks the stylist's hands away* Don't touch me! Moving on, this competition is in the bag for me, I have an unbeatable record at home and I ain't about to lose now! Everyone better watch out because I will destroy them all.
Victoria: *she glares icily at the stylists, who back away* Ugh. Everyone on my team better work their hardest because losing is not an option. But it's just my luck that almost everyone on my team sucks! I have a feeling that Samantha would like to take charge, and I am not allowing that. Zanoah forgets everything and Pasquel breaks everything. Ava is a lazy pile of fat, Ike will never take anything seriously, and Absalom is an idiot! The only semi-decent person on my team is Lajila and that's only because she doesn't talk much.
Absalom: *the stylists have left the room at his command and when they do, he smirks* Hello world. I'm Absalom *kisses biceps* and I'm ready to win this season! I'm not just a Justin ripoff, I actually have a frickin brain! I'm smart, strong, and beautiful. Something most people here lack.
Lilli: *looks out the door* Anyone listening in? No? Good. *smirks menacingly* Thought I was a goodie goodie nice girl like Trixie? Well too bad, I'm not! My strategy is to act nice and become everyone's friend so when the alliances start popping up, I can join every single one and in the end, decide who goes home! Ingenious, right?
Zanoah: *looks confused* Where am I? Who am I? What's this weird thing in front of me? *frowns* I'm so confused!
Samantha: *growls at the stylists, who flee in terror* Good, those (censored) have left. Okay, I just confess what my emotions are right? Okay, ready. *pause* MY TEAM IS COMPLETELY FULL OF (censored) (censored)! THEY BETTER LISTEN TO ME TO EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE IT PAST TODAY OR I SWEAR I WILL (censored) MURDER THEM!
Konni: *is yelling at the stylists before turning to the camera* Hello Audience! I'm Konni, the Nice Guy. And I'm ready to win the conte-WAIT! Is that a speck of dust on the camera lense? UNACCEPTABLE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW! *he continues screaming until interns burst into the confessional and tranquilize him*
Gitana: *applying makeup* Now you may all think that I'm just a dumb girl who's obsessed with fashion, but I like totally have a brain! And when I win the million dollars I'm going to use it to like cure a deep crisis in our world. And what is that issue? *tears up* I need to use my million dollars to cure…fashion crimes! Ya, it's a serious dilemma, like everywhere. And I intend to stop it!
Ava: *is napping until a stylist wakes her* Huh? What? Wait, WHO WOKE ME UP? Was it you? *points at camera* Listen, you're a pile of (censored)! Your family must hate you! Crowds would rejoice at your death and you'd do the universe a service by not existing! Now don't ever try and wake me up again! *pants in exhaustion*
Marcus: Lololololol! I'm ready to win?! Just kidding! No seriously! Actually no. That's what she said! *smirk* People say I'm crazy! But I'm just, um, spontaneous! Yeah! Spontaneous! *he thens begin to dance disco style*
Lajila: *looks awkwardly and shyly towards the camera* Um…w…well. My name is Lajila and I really hope you root for me? D…do I have to say m…more?
Aolani: *has a magnifying glass out* Hmm. I'm sure there's a mystery to be solved somewhere. *she gasps as she gets a breakthrough and whips out a small recorder and tapes it underneath the chair* Well, hopefully there is! But that's really the only reason I agreed to be on this show! But it could give me a good reputation as a detective later on in life! But I'm not saying the million wouldn't be nice. *wink*
Trixie; *is cheering enthusiastically* Wow! It's my first confessional! YAY! *squeals* Everyone here is sooo nice! Especially Lilli! I think we'll be the best of friends! And hopefully along with some friends, I'll win the million!
Ace: Ugh. Everyone here is a loser and the only good thing with losers is how fun it is to torture them. *cackles* I sure will have some fun this season then!
Ike: *laughing while setting up something* Well, there the pie throwing device is installed! Pranks are hilarious, don't you agree! But whoever's next will surely get the shock of their life! *he also places an electric pen on the chair.
Pasquel: *he sits down and gets shocked while a pie is thrown in his face and he moans* Ow! Why me! What did I do wrong!? Tell me, pleeeeaaaasssseeee!"
"Well every contestant has officially had their first confessional, so time for the challenge…after the break!" Chris announced.
The screen fades to black.
A/N: Hey everyone, this is officially the longest chapter I have ever written! But it's worth it if you review…(subliminal messaging). So what will the first challenge be? Who will get eliminated first? And who's your favorite character? Read and Review!
The Reeking Reporters
Samantha-The Bossy B****
Zanoah-The Forgetful Fiend
Pasquel-The Misfortune Magnet
Victoria-The Ice Princess
Ava-The Couch Potato
Lajila-The Awkward Turtle
Ike-The Chaotic Prankster
Absalom- The Strategic Stud
The Putrid Paparazzi
Lilli-The Fake Friend
Damien-The Physical Menace
Trixie-The Ray of Sunshine
Aolani-The Dedicated Detective
Gitana-The Assertive Fashionista
Marcus-The In-Denial Crazy
Ace-The Jubilant Jerk
Konni-The Unsatisfied Critic