Pokémon, Meet Suzumiya! Kyon, Meet Heart!
Okay I made this cause there were no Pokémon/Haruhi xovers I think, I couldn't find any (either that or I'm just stupid) and my DS broke so I haven't been able to play Pokémon in a while and I needed something to tide me over until I can get a new one. (Did you hear about Pokémon Black and Pokémon White? They look soooo cool!)
I kinda figure that I don't have to write a disclaimer with this site having fanfiction in its name.
Oh, just BTW anything Kyon says about Pokémon being for little kids and that we need to grow up, I don't believe in whatsoever (those are all just things my mom has said to me in the past few days), and I in no way mean to offend any Pokémon fans out there (me being one too). The moral of the story? Blame Kyon. POKEMON OTAKU POWERS ACTIVATE!
In the hallway…Haruhi was rushing up to the SOS Brigade clubroom when she ran into some girl, knocking them both over and sending cards scattering everywhere. "Hey, watch where you're going. I'm in a hurry." Shouted Haruhi, as she picked herself off of the ground.
"Well, I do believe you were the one who ran into me. The least you could do is pick up my deck for me." Said the girl, not knowing what she was getting herself into with Haruhi.
"Well maybe if you weren't in the way, none of this would have happened." Haruhi screeched. The girl just stared her down. Bold. "Fine." Haruhi said surrendering. She reached down to pick up the cards off of the floor when she noticed how peculiar these were. "Hey, what are these anyway?"
"These sweetie, are Pokémon cards."
"Pokémon?" Haruhi asked as she finished picking up the cards and handed them to the girl.
"Thank you. I'll tell you what, you can keep some of them if you like." Said the girl and she rummaged through her deck and pulled out three cards to which she handed to Haruhi. "They're pretty weak, but you're only a beginner."
Haruhi just stared at the cards for a moment before she answered, "Well not for long!" with a huge smile and plenty of enthusiasm.
"You're Haruhi Suzumiya, right?" The girl asked.
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"Oh you're pretty famous around the school."
Upon hearing this, Haruhi filled up with uncensored joy. "Well it's about time people caught on. Well, see ya. And thanks, I'll be sure to come back and challenge you sometime after I become a master, and that shouldn't take too long." Haruhi said as she started running to the clubroom, cards in hand. She burst through the door.
The clubroom had been pretty quiet, with Mikuru making tea, Nagato reading a book, and Haruhi staring energetically at her computer. Kyon found this a little suspicious, and after losing to Koizumi at checkers, he decided to check in on Haruhi, hoping that she wasn't forming some sort of scheme that would end up getting them all in trouble.
When he looked at her computer screen, expecting something bizarre that could only lead to bad things, he was instead more amused by what Haruhi was doing then shocked.
"Pokémon?" Kyon asked.
"Yeah, what of it?"
"Well, isn't that a little young for you? You should at least find something a little more age appropriate to play with."
"No, not at all. But I mean it's not like you would ever get it. You have to put your heart and soul into these battle. I'm pretty sure you don't have a heart and soul."
"Hey, if anyone doesn't have a heart and soul hear it's you. And I'm pretty sure it's just one of those moral stories they teach you as a little kid to get your hopes up for the future." Kyon sighed. "And then we go to school and it's all ruined."
"Yeah but that's exactly it! It's something you lose as you grow up, your heart and willingness to adventure!"
"Heart and willingness to adventure?"
"Yeah! Heart, like even though the Pokémon are the ones fighting, it's still a team effort because you bond with them to fight. And adventure because you go out and travel with them and discover new things. That's pretty cool, right?"
Kyon just stared at her quizzically for about a minute before she stood up and got out of her chair. "Geeze, fine then you're dismissed." She said as she got up and left the room angrily, slamming the door behind her. No one made any attempts to move.
"Hey, Koizumi." Said Kyon. "You don't think it's possible that Haruhi can make Pokémon real, do you?"
Koizumi looked to Nagato, who showed no response. "Well, anything is possible I guess. For better or worse."
Meanwhile. (I can't figure out how to double space to show a transition in time and place so bear with me here)
"Kyon. Kyon, please wake up." Kyon heard Koizumi say.
"Ummm, is he going to be okay." He heard Mikuru ask as he started to come to his senses. He got up and looked around but only saw the SOS Brigade and a thick reddish fog surrounding them.
"What's happening?" Kyon asked.
Koizumi leaned over and whispered, "If she ever asks, this is all a dream."
Koizumi then got up as the fog started to disperse. Kyon looked around and saw the SOS Brigade, in an unrecognizable area, and a machine in front of them.
"A dream? Does that mean where in a closed space of something?" Kyon asked as he got up.
"Kyon! It's about time you got up, what took you so long? I'd make you buy us all lunch as a punishment, but honestly I have no idea where we are. Isn't this place cool though?" Haruhi asked cheerfully, as if nothing about this at all were strange or unrealistic.
"No, actually. I do believe we are somewhere within the reaches of Miss Suzumiya's mind." Koizumi said, not loud enough for Haruhi to hear.
"Oh great." Kyon replied.
Haruhi and Nagato were staring at the machine that was standing near the group, in the middle of nowhere.
The machine was tall and hexagon shaped. It had a monitor and a touchpad on each side but no buttons. It appeared to be on but not running.
"Welcome." The machine said as they all stepped closer to it. "Fingerprint scan necessary for further adventure." The machine again spoke.
"Uhhh are you sure we should trust this thing?" Kyon started to say,
"It said adventure, didn't it?" Haruhi said excitedly.
"I'm not all so sure I agree with your logic." He replied but Haruhi wasn't listening. She already her thumb jabbed up against the machine as it read her.
"Haruhi Suzumiya." The machine said as a Pokéball appeared in front of her. She eagerly grabbed it and turned around to show it to the rest of the group. "C'mon guys, what are you waiting for?" Haruhi exclaimed.
The other four members of the group walked up to the machine and did the same, some more nervous than others. One by one, they were all scanned, and one by one the machine each called their name, and a Pokéball, presumably specialized for each person, appeared before them. Once all of the Pokéball had been taken, the scenery then changed to a forest setting.
"Alright team SOS Brigade, let's go! Now all we need is the perfect rival."
"No, all we need now is for you to explain to us what is going on!" Kyon thought angrily.
"Well, I guess we should have a couple practice rounds first, right? C'mon Mikuru, give me your best!"
"Wait! What are you talking about? What is this?" Kyon yelled.
"Pokémon." Haruhi answered bluntly.
"Not this again." Kyon said as he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to find out it belonged to Koizumi..
"We mustn't spoil her fun." he said. "Both for my sake, and for yours."