HEY PPL! This is my first fic! Have you ever wondered about some of the weird stuff that goes on in InuYasha? Well, my friend and me have come up with theories for many of them! I hope you enjoy this and laugh as hard as we did!
Disclaimer: i dont own Rumiko Takahashi does.
Chapter One: Clothes
In nearly all of the episodes all of the characters' articles of clothing get extremely messed up. They get burned, shredded, someone sticks their poison laced talons through their brother's gut (cough, cough, Sesshoumaru), they get covered in blood and among many other things. Despite this extensive damage, usually by the next episode, their clothes look brand new! Why is this? Well...
Theory #1:
Sewing circles! When the show is done they all get together for a sewing circle! Even naraku. Of course, these things aren't exactly "nice, happy, and polite" but that is normally taken care of by the word 'osuwari', Rin coming in the room, or someone making fun of Naraku's feminine looks. lol.
Theory #2:
They have their own personal department stores and clothing line!
Sess: which one matches my eye shadow? holds up two 'identical outfits'
Jaken: what's the difference? they're exactly the same milord!
Rin: nuh-uh! one of them is a darker shade of red! right Lord Sesshoumaru? looks up expectantly
Sess: yes indeed. pats Rin on the head gently, glares at Jaken How come you can't see the difference you bakayaru?hits the turd repeatedly with the flat of tokijin
Jaken: OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Theory #3:
They "magically" reform.
Kag:snickering quietly oh boy is inuyasha gonna be surprised!
Sango: I can't you cut a hole in the back of his pants, turned his yukata into a tank top and dyed them neon pink!
Kag: well. I figured that this would hurt more than saying 'osuwari'!
Inu:walks by in normal clothes...no they are not revealing nor are the neon pink hey kagome.
Kag:giant rock falls out of nowhere hitting the baka on the head. Instant K.O.!
Sango: didn't you remember our clothes are indestructible!
(-) Well I hope that was ok! review onegai! Sorry it was so short! If it's crappy do say so.