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The Body Exchange
Chapter 1
It was a bright summer afternoon… Ren was on the garden, lying on the grass
"Atsui…" Ren breathily said as he fanned his hands…
"That's why I hate summer…" A familiar voice said behind him.
"Nechan! What are you doing here?" He looked onto his elder sister smiling behind him, fanning her o-fuda.
"Would you mind if I join you?" She asked attempting to lie down on the grass beside her beloved younger brother.
Ren gave her his usual cold glance and rolled his eyes. "Ok, I'll take that as a yes…" Jun said as she lay down beside him.
"You're a stupid bastard…" Jun suddenly stated. Ren was about to talk back, but he can't, he was mental blocked, it was so shocking, all of a sudden Jun would say something as heavy as that, it was so confusing, he doesn't understand what is she talking about.
"P-pardon?" Ren asked.
"I said, you're a God-damned stupid bastard…" Jun repeated. Ren's heart beat so fast. He wondered if he had done something wrong to his beloved elder sister to make her say words that she would never say even in a million years. He was so speechless…
"How's my acting?" Jun smiled…
"Too much heat makes people insane…" Ren said.
"Com'on, tell me! I wanna know!" Jun insisted.
"Stupid, as what you told me…" Ren replied.
"You're so mean…" Jun pouted.
"What's wrong with you?" Ren said as he glared.
"Nothing… I'm just so bored, I guess you're right 'too much heat makes people insane'…" Jun giggled, Ren gave her a weird look.
"Awww, you're so cute with that look!" Jun squeezed Ren's cheeks.
"Arrrggghhh! Will you stop that mushy stuff!" Ren rubbed his cheeks, blushing. Jun calmed down.
"I wish I weren't me…" Jun suddenly said making Ren confused again.
"You're acting so weird today…" Ren replied.
"Ya know, I want a simpler life, I wanna be younger… Of course I also want to have an older brother more that I wanted to have a younger sister…" Jun explained.
"So, you're trying to tell me you don't want 'ME' as 'YOU'RE' brother?" Ren asked.
"Of course not! I love you too as my younger brother but I also want to try another life, a simpler life… just like Pirika… Ya know, if there will be a chance to have my body swapped, I will have my body swapped with her… "
"That's totally senseless and STUPID…" Ren retorted as he blushed.
"I'll prove you, IT'S NOT STUPID! Tomorrow you'll just see Pirika around here in this house, I'll show you!" Jun exclaimed as she walked away.
"Yeah, whatever…" Ren lazily replied.
(inside Jun's room locked)
"Now, Ren… I'll prove to you… there's no such word as 'stupid' that will come out of your stinky mouth once you'll see the result tomorrow… (evil grin)" Jun said as she opened the book of collections of rare spells of different shamans around the world, collected by her mom.
"Hmm, Body Fusion, Body fission, Body Slimming, umm I guess I also wanted that spell, THERE! There it is! Body Exchange!" Jun exclaimed in excitement as she found the spell.
"Ok, so it says, 'This spell requires 4 o-fudas and of course, the shaman's ability. The shaman that will apply this spell should have at least a spirit guardian or a kyon-shi. This also requires a bottle of milk..' A bottle of milk? Is this book crazy? 'since milk has one of the four elements that can enter a person's body and it's color is a symbol of purity and cleanliness. This spell wont work if applied for bad intentions. So the procedure will be…'
Jun continued reading until she finished reading the whole procedure.
"Damn it… I still need to steal a bottle of milk from Ren… Nah, I will just have Pai Long do that…"
(an hour later)
"All of the spirits of four elements let my hail be heard…(clouds darkening, thunder and lightning appears) (forms a diamond through her fingers, places the glass of milk in the center) let the color of purity shine and strike your eyes…(places the first o-fuda at the top corner of the diamond) let my hail reach to the land! (slight earthquake)
(to Ren)
"Whoa! This place's a bit shaky… I guess I must go back inside" Ren run inside and forgot his kuan dao outside.
(back to Jun)
"To the wind! (places the second o-fuda at the left corner of the diamond) To the flame! (places the third o-fuda at the right corner of the diamond) And to the most significant, purest, indestructible of all, to the water! (places the last o-fuda at the bottom corner of the diamond)"
Lots of energy roamed around Jun's room. She can see the four elements settle at each corner of the diamond.
"Perfect…"
"Spirits of the four elements, let this fluid be blessed and be a medium. Let the image of Pirika Usui absorb in this medium and he or she who drink this will have the image of her and she will have the image of he or she that will drink this…" Jun hailed as she watched the four elements absorb in the milk making the surroundings back to normal.
"Whew! I think casting a spell sounds so stupid…second procedure is done, now to the third procedure, and I wish Ren was not in the garden anymore…"
Jun went to the garden with the blessed medium and found no Ren.
"Ok, so where in this garden could I find a place where all of the four elements will gather?" Jun looked around and saw soil, and behind the soil there is a small swamp and of course, there is wind everywhere.
"So, all I need is fire…" Jun placed the glass of milk between the lump of soil and the small swamp. She gathered some dead leaves near the soil and swamp and lit fire on it.
"There, all done… (yawns and stretches) I never thought that casting a spell would also take up your energy… anyway, since it is stated in the book that I should wait for an hour before drinking the milk, I might as well get a nap…" Jun went back to her room and took a nap.
(An hour later…)
"Grrrr… where did that stupid weapon go?" Ren asked Bason, slamming everything, looking for his kuan dao.
"I don't know, Bochama…" Replied Bason.
"HOW COME YOU DON'T KNOW!" Ren replied very ticked.
"I don't have an idea where did you put it. I guess you left in on the garden, since that was the last place you went on bringing your kuan dao." Bason said.
"I guess your right…" Ren went to the garden.
(to the garden)
"I was right bochama…" Bason pointed the lost weapon.
"Well, sometimes you get very useful to me Bason…" Ren said.
"Thanks, master…" Bason thanked Ren
"Hey, Bason, (sniffs air) do you smell what I smell?" Ren asked.
"I am not a human anymore, master…" Bason replied.
"I smell smoke over there… let's check it out!" Ren stated.
They went to that smoke and found out something they shouldn't.
"What's THIS?" Ren asked as he showered some swamp water to the fire, and blew it away.
"How, stupid… what is a glass of milk doing here?" Ren asked as he examined the milk carefully if it is potable.
"I don't know…" Bason replied.
"You know, I hate that kind of reply, if you don't know something will you just shut up?" Ren retorted.
"I guess this milk is potable… How stupid of whom put this milk here…" Ren said as he gulped the milk.
"Bochama! (Ren starting to collapse) Are you ok bochama?" Bason asked as he caught his young master before falling in the ground.
"I feel very tired… I guess this was the effect of too much heat…" Ren replied. "Don't worry about me… (stands up and heads to his room) I will just take a nap…"
888 END OF CHAP 1 888
I wish you enjoyed this fic, ya know I am so sleepy when I typed this so maybe you'll find the plot stupid and their dialogues too but anyway, please review and lemme know if the story is stupid or what…