Chapter 1

"Get up," the cold hard voice of the Captain of squad 6 spoke looking at his vice captain sleeping in his office.

"Hmn?" Renji said as he opened one eye and looked up at his captain from his comfy spot on the couch.

"There is work to be done," Byakuya said looking down at the red head and he looked very irritated.

"Oh yes, right," Renji shouted as he jumped up and ran over to his desk and sat down. He looked at the nonexistent paper work, he looked confused. He tilted his head and looked at his empty desk and then he opened a drawer and all there was was office supplies. "Captain?" He asked looking up at Byakuya who was still standing next to the couch watching him intently.

"I meant to get ready for your next assignment," He said dully as he glided over to his own desk and sat down with the heaps of paperwork.

"Oh, so wait what was this thing again?" Renji asked looking across the room as his Captain didn't even look up at him. He waited a second later and still no answer, he sighed and stood up and walked to the door.

"You are going on assignment with a few of the vice-captains," Byakuya finally said as Renji reached the doorway. "Try not to take so long," he said before scribbling something on his scroll as Renji walked out of the office and back to his headquarters.

That was right him, Matsumoto, and Kira were going on a special mission to Rukongai to see if anything fishy was going on. They had to use high level officials but they needed to be unknown and fit in well with the crowd. Renji understood that he and Matsumoto were originally from Rukongai but Kira, really?

Renji rolled his eyes as he finished shoving street clothes into a knapsack and he threw it off to the side. He looked down at his forearm and flexed as tightly as he could and then released it. He watched as his veins poked up out of his skin, and then slowly go back down. This whole seemed ridiculous to him, he hadn't been there in years, why did he have to go. How was it that his captain be so popular but not many people know him the lieutenant? It wasn't like he was never around or anything, it was just his captain greatly overshadow him and his strengths.

He walked over the standing full length mirror he had set up in his room, he looked at his hair. It was just so big and poofy, he reached up and tightened this ponytail and readjusted it, and it was some pretty damn good looking hair. He moved closer to the mirror so his face was more visible and he traced the tattoos above his eyes and smiled at them. Yeah, they did suit him very well, don't you think so? He grabbed the white fabric off the top of the mirror and wrapped it around his head.

"Now that is one good looking guy," he said to himself as he flaunted in front of the mirror. "Why yes I would like to get under that dirty rag you call clothes," he said slyly to himself pretending to be talking to some beautiful Rukongai girl. He wasn't quite sure what district it was yet, but he knew it would not be a nice neighborhood.

"What are you doing?" The strawberry blonde bombshell laughed as she walked into Renji's room.

"None of your damn business!" He shouted trying to not look suspicious and be the butt of all her jokes for as long as this mission lasts. "What are you doing, shouldn't you be off drinking somewhere?"

"I don't drink all the time you know!" Matsumoto said as she walked closer up to him making a pouting face. "It's almost time to go," she finally said after moments of silence, and well just staring at each other awkwardly.

"Whatever, we aren't even leaving together," Renji snuffed as he walked over to his bedroom door. "Now go," he said harshly and she frowned as she walked out of the room. He slammed the door behind her and made his way over to his bed, "Remind me not to leave the door open; actually remind me not to talk out loud." He turned on his side and groaned before instantly falling asleep, stupid woman. Well he tried to fall asleep but he heard a twinkling noise and he turned to see the hell butterfly enter his room. He held his finger up and it landed softly tickling him some.

"Lieutenants Abarai, Matsumoto, and Izuru report to Captain-Commander immediately," it said and Renji groaned as he got up and the butterfly flew off. He picked up his knapsack and headed out the door.

"Lieutenants welcome," Yamamoto said as they all entered the room and they seemed to be prepared. He was quite impressed actually he had called them there to tell them what he had expected them to be like but they were already dressed in street clothes. He was even glad to see Matsumoto had choose a dress befitting a poor woman, because that was her roll. Well actually he hadn't even had Chojiro pass out their roll cards yet, sudden he looked over and nodded at his own lieutenant.

Chojiro understood exactly what he wanted and he walked over to the group and handed each person a little card with information on it. "These are your new names, your new pasts, and new hobbies," he said as he one greedily ripped their card from his hand.

"WHAT?" Matsumoto was the first one to begin to complain. "I'm married to who? Keho? Who is that?"

"Um," Kira said looking over at her, "I am, I guess," he looked back down at his card. His name was Oda Keho, and he was married to a Oda Sakura; Kira took a huge gulp.

"What?!" Matsumoto said looking at him, "Come on do we really have to be married?"

"No you just have to live in the same house and act married," Chojiro said as if she had some how offended him. Actually it really offended him, he was the one who came up with all their new information.

"Ugh, Renji what are you?" Rangiku said as she looked over at him and he had a huge smile on his face. "What are you smiling about?"

"Wait it says that we are a wholesome family and we don't approve of drugs and alcohol," Kira said interrupting Matsumoto as he kept reading his card.

"WHAT?" Matsumoto screamed as she spun back over to Kira.

Chojiro covered a chuckle with a cough and Yamamoto turned smiled at him. Yes, this was going to be very interesting.

Renji burst out laughing as he looked at Chojiro, "Matsumoto you can't drink, maybe it is a good thing."

"Why you!" She said as she reared around and gave him the evils, "I can still drink at home by myself," she paused, "But it is less fun."

"Alright now Renji you will be leaving first, and in a week Matsumoto and Kira will join you," Yamamoto said trying to settle everyone down, who knew he had such rambunctious assistant-captains?

"What? We have to wait a week?" Kira said looking completely frightened he thought he was going right away. He had already said his good-byes to everyone who mattered.

"Well you will be leaving as well but you are going to have to walk there your self, Renji needs time to set up his new life style," Chojiro said trying hard not to snicker at the disrespectful youngins'.

"Seriously?" Rangiku mumbled as she felt like slamming back a few shots of sake.

A/n: eh? eh? I have a feeling this is going to get pretty interesting, I mean its not a AU so it will be good!!