Naruto is the Devil

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.

I always knew that you're not what you project that you are. The way you smile. The way you laugh. They are all fake. I know you're hiding something, something sinister within you.

Then and there I knew that you were evil somehow. No, not because of Kyuubi, you were a demon on your own rights.

No one could ever stand people's harshness and taunt like you did unless that someone has some demented agenda behind those smiles. You always smile and forgive but I wonder what made you tick. What scheme of murder are you planning on doing? I knew you would someday. Maybe when you become Hokage? Is it that why you dream of becoming one? Don't lie. I know a demon when I meet one.

Although I never knew how really psychotic you were until I opened that door to your room after hearing a deafening thud of something falling hard on the floor only to reveal you slumped on the floor of your tiny bedroom with blood gushing from your chest, almost soaking your now reddening shirt and bloodied hand.

"Okaeri teme."

You gave me a cheeky but gentle smile, the same smile you give me whenever I came home from a mission, as though you hadn't just stab yourself with kunai on your right bloody hand. I felt a sickening feeling on my gut as I watched in fascination and shocked as blood started to flow like a leaking faucet off your chest towards your lower region soaking your pants.

I rushed towards you, grabbing any linen on my sight, and tried to press it to your chest to stop the bleeding somehow. Where's a medic nin when you need one?

I was fucking trembling like a leaf you goddamn dobe, but you only smiled at me and ask me question as though we were just exchanging greetings after a mission and chatting like normal friends. "How's your mission?"

Fuck you DOBE.

"You got the mission finished really early, teme? I was expecting you to be home much later." I almost snorted and whacked you on the head except you gave out a small labored breathing that almost made me shit my pants.

"Did you eat already, teme? There's still ramen on the table."

Your constant yammering and that raspy I'm-going-to-die-voice grated on my nerves. "URASAI!! Stop with the stupid questioning and act of kindness dobe." I snapped at you for your stupidity and lack of self-preservation. What the hell is that questioning when your about to die because of your insanity. I know nature hadn't been kind to you, but, WHAT THE HELL DOBE?!

"Gomen ne, Sasuke." You gave off another labored breathing. It wasn't the breathing that paralyzed me…more so; it was your sudden loss of spirit. Why are we not arguing? Why aren't you fighting me? Why the hell are you even saying sorry? Sorry is not on your vocabulary, dobe.

I realized that even if I pressed hard I couldn't stop the bleeding. You would die because of too much blood loss. I knew what I had to do. I can't do teleportation…it may stress you out more. I'd have to carry you there by foot. I'm glad I'm a fast runner.

I pulled you up and carried you like a damsel in distress…only that you are truly in distress and, well…dying. I cringed at that thought. You did not protest even with our very close and intimate proximity and that scared me the most, you not protesting, not even moving, or even groaning.

I could feel you gasp for air as I carried you towards the door. I frantically ran over a tiny kid on bicycle, bump into another unmoving man, who by the way only sneered at me as he saw your ashen face. The cat, which I stepped on, also shrieked at me angrily. You made me a villain to all those I bumped and crossed dobe. But you didn't give a damn, right?

You know with my panic and all I didn't even realized that you…you are YOU. The fastest healer of all Konoha or even the whole ninja world. Then why the hell aren't you healing now?

I stopped on my track and glared down on you but you smiled softly at me as though you knew what I was thinking. "There's no use treating me, I told Kyuubi not to heal me. I aimed here…" you pointed a part on your bloodied chest were your heart is supposedly located. "…here in my heart using a rasengan to push the kunai in deeper. There's no way I'm gonna live through that even if I have Kyuubi healing me. " You even gave me a cheeky smirk as though you had finally won; finally beaten me. I wanted to hurt you for that, but in the mean time I hold that thought and run again as fast as I could towards the Hokage's Tower; to the only person I knew that could outsmart you and heal you.

I wonder how you could make me feel this way.

Do you know how you make me so incompetent?

That I couldn't do anything at all.

Me, the last Uchiha, worthless? Even Madara knew I was the best on our clan and admitted that as I was killing him. Everybody feared me. I'm a genius. I'm invincible. I'm the prodigy of Konoha.

But you, you're the only one who could make me feel like this.

Did you know how I shudder and almost peed my pants due to anxiety every time I look at your paling face as I see death before me?

Do you enjoy the inner turmoil you gave me? Did you know how I wanted to scream bloody hell and throw you into the river and drown you, then hold you tight and kiss your lips? I know you do, because you just lay there on my arms with such contented smile plastered on your whiskered face.

"Are you okay, teme? You are breathing hard, why don't we take a rest?" You touched my arm and smiled softly at me as though I was a five-year old child.

"Why did you do it?"

"I did it because I love you too much teme."

Told you, you were evil. Many call me cynical, traitor, murderer, bastard, heartless…twisted; but what do you think they should call you? Aren't you more twisted than me, telling me you love me, that's why you killed yourself? What kind of twisted, demented reasoning was that?

You might have felt my confusion as you tried hard to face me. "You always say that you don't need me. That I was just a nuisance. Go away, that was your wish…Stay away from you and let you be." You gave another gasp air and I stopped a bit to let you rest.

"I always thought that…no pretended that it was just your expression of being emo…but again you said it so many times…like a mantra…?"

I tightened my hold; you winced a bit breaking me from my trance.

How can you make me feel so low?

…so worthless?

"I want you to be happy but your happiness doesn't have me in the picture…but I can't, I can't stay away from you…I'll come back again and again and again. I'll still find you were ever you are. Even if you push me. Even if you threaten me. "

Stop!

Stop the goddamn torture.

Please make it stop.

Make it stop.

"…but death…even I wanted to run back to you… I could never…nev…never go back…" You slowly closed your eyes and something in me panicked…I felt like I was losing air. I became nauseated, so suffocated.

"Sasuke…" You called out in that small voice, which I almost missed. I couldn't hardly hear you…was it that my heart beating much louder than you voice? "Sasuke…" You tried again to catch my attention. I tried hard to calm myself and look at you. "Sasuke…would you cry for me when I'm gone?"

"No."

Your face became impassive but then a contented smile broke your face, the smile you usually wear on top of the Hokage's head when you thought nobody was watching. "I'm glad. I really don't want to burden you or leave you hurting."

I was speechless.

"Sasuke, I lo…" Your hand slowly fell to your side.

You did not even continue your sentence and I almost died inside. I look up and saw that we had finally arrived at the building. Somehow, I knew we made it on time. It made me smile a bit to know that you're going to live. I knew you would.

Remember how we made such a ruckus that the whole building was in total commotion? How Shizune freaked out and almost fainted? How the Hokage screamed and ordered everyone to clear the path as you were pulled away from my arms and laid down on the stretcher?

It was total chaos. Like my emotions towards you right now.

Was it fun to see Tsunade's, your so called grandmother-figure, worried face? Did you have a kick on knowing that you made her cry once again? Have you realized that you and Shizune are the last living people she values the most?

Was it amusing to see medic nins run to and fro like their pants were on fire? Was it entertaining to see them practically strain themselves as you lay there with that fucking smile on your face?

Did Sakura's tear-stricken face make you jump with glee, that finally she was concerned about you? Did you see how worried she looked and how regretful her eyes show?

You're Evil.

You're disgusting.

Was it just a prank? To enter my life, to make me fall for you then leave me when you know I had fallen deep in need of you?

Why did you even tried saving me and dragging me back to Konoha making me suffer D class mission for a year and taunting glances from skeptical villagers?

Why didn't you just let me die beside the Hawk and Madara? Is this your reason you made me live? To see you die in front of me?

You are such a fucking imbecile!

Do you even know how much this fucking ring cost! Yes oh king of the underworld Naruto, I bought you (Is the ring for Naruto? If it isn't, take the 'you' out. But I think it is.) a ring. A ring that has my clan symbol on it.

A ring that cost me three A class missions and some baby sitting mission on the side.

But you know I don't care anymore.

Because to you this is just a joke. A prank, that's what you are good at. A revenge to get even with me for all those time I made you loose your pride…for the time I left you behind. Is this your way of saying fuck-you-Sasuke-now-you-know-how-painful-it-is-to-be-left-by-the-one-you-love.

Then again it works. Your message got through.

That's why I knew then and then that you're the devil's reincarnation.

You're a thief. You took my heart.

You're a murderer. You killed my only hope to live.

You're vile.

You're twisted.

You're horrible.

Nobody would cry for your poor soul DOBE!

No one would mourn for you!

Why would I cry for you? Look at me! I'm fucking having the time of my life!

There's a fucking cushion everywhere, from floor to ceiling. The only downside is its all white…and a fucking hole in the ceiling. Rain kept dripping…water kept flowing down my cheeks…which coincidentally always happens when I think of you. Damn! They should really fix that…my eyes are always sore afterwards…wondering why?

Actually instead of crying, I'd laugh.

"WHAHAHAHAHAHA. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

You know I'm glad you killed yourself. Now you would never enter heaven, which I know I'll never gonna enter.

So after all I'm still gonna see you in hell.

"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Doctor, patient in room 121 is having a breakdown again."

"Give him a stronger anti-depressant."

"WHAHAHAHA. BWAHAHAHAHA. NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LALALALA!!"

There goes that fucking rain again.

"WHAHAHAHAHAHA…see you in hell dobe."

I'm coming for you my love.

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Late-Sleeper: This is my Naruto version of my gravi fic.