Me: Hello to all you readers out there! Have you ever wondered what Severus Snape's reaction would be too all the various ships and what he would say? Well I have so what did I do? I kidnapped Snape! Hey hey it looks like he is waking up!
Snape:..Hmm... pillow…ha..hmm..huh…what!? who are you and where the hell am I?
Me:Hi and welcome to the world of Fandom!
Snape:?
Me:let me explain, fanfiction is where people write and rave about their favourite characters!
Snape:…So what am I doing here
Me:you are here to amuse me muwahahahahaha
Snape:…okay... hey Hey, wait!
Me: hahaha... wait what! What! What could make you, Severus Snape sound so excited!
Snape: well the fact you have written me extremely out of character, the fact that you whacked me so hard with that thing you muggles call a baseball bat that you may have given me brain damage and also the fact you forgot a disclaimer!
Me: oops so I did sorry guys, kay Harry Potter and the potter universe don't belong too me they belong to the fantabulous J. K. Rowling! Except Snape I have kidnapped him so at the moment he is mine! (don't worry I will give him back) but not until we've had a bit of fun with him! ;-D
Snape: *looks scared*
Me: an….
Snape:hey no I don't look scared! Stop writing me so out of character! You're worse than Rita Skeeter I swear at least….
Me:Anyway lets get no to the point of this conversation
Snape: Kidnapping
Me: No, conversation!
Snape:Snape-napping
Me: okay first ship is…. Snape and Harry!
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Me: give it back *wrenches computer of a shocked Snape* sorry about that somebody.. *glares at Snape* nicked the computer
Snape: but why would people write about that its disgusting !
Me:haha this is fun, okay next one, Severus Snape and…Minerva Mcgonegall
Snape:…..
Me: No reaction?
Snape: Nah, she's kinda hot
Me: Seriously! Mcgonegall!
Snape: *blushes* Next one, next one
Me: okay Snape and Hermione Granger
Snape: Whaat! The insufferable-know-it-all!?
Me: Seriously? You think Mcgonagalls hotter?
Snape: *mutters into his long greasy hair*
Snape: *reading over my shoulder* Hey what! My hair isn't Greasy its soft! Look! Touch it!
Me: Oh yeah its kinda nice! What shampoo do you use?
Snape: L'oreal..
Snape & Me: Because you're worth it!
Hermione: Seriously guys?
Snape: Aaah!
Me: Oh yeah I forgot too tell you, I kidnapped Hermione too!
Hermione: Yes well, did you know fantabulous isn't a word? And neither is Snape-napping.
Snape: *Continues to quail*
Me: Okay... Well that wasn't a very long interview but Snape has run off and I better go find him or J. K. Rowling will get cross at me for losing him! And Hermione! *winks*
Hermione: Eurgh, that's horrible, it's Ron I love!
Me: ...Err well you do know that's the most hated fanfiction ship…..
Hermione: What! But…
Me: Anyhoo I will be back soon with more what the Harry Potter characters think of Fanfiction ships, that was Snape part one, there will be a part two because he ran off before I could continue tortur-I mean questioning him! However there is a catch! If you like this and you want to read more then drop a review! I know people read this I have stats but most of you don't review! It will be discontinued if I don't have enough reviews and plus if you review I will be nice and will probably be quite likely too check who this lovely reviewer is and will most likely read their stories and review them! Please please drop a review I don't mind what it is you want to say, just leave a comment and I will be eternally greatful! You'know a little tiny peice of my soul dies when you lots read my story and you don't leave a review! :-(
-Lightscript xox ;-)