Oh, joy. Today's picture day. I never really cared for picture day. Its just the people touching you that creeps me out. Its like face rape or something. I don't know, its just weird. The good thing is that Esme had so many pictures of us, and they all looked the same, that she doesn't actually buy them. Who and why people ever started picture day, I would never know.

Our class was next and Mike Newton was dressed up in a suit and tie package. Its hilarious. No one else is fancied up. I'm wearing jogging pants and a white long sleeved shirt with the arms rolled up to my elbows. And that what m looking like for my pictures. I couldn't really care.

The teacher told us to get in alphabetical order so it was easier on the camera people.

But you know me. I went back to the middle of the line and stood next to my good buddy Mike. Ptshh, yeah right.

"Hey, Michel." I said squeezing myself between him and someone else.

"My names Mike, Emmett." He stated.

"Mike, smike. So whats up, buddy?"

"Since when am I your 'buddy?" He asked with air quotes around buddy.

"Jeeze, cant I have friends?" I asked and turned my back away from him.

"Fine, I'll be your friend." He sighed.

I snorted, "Why would I want to be your friend?" I asked and he just sighed, again.

"Emmett Cullen, get over here. You don't belong back there." The teacher said. I noticed it was my turn next and then Jasper. It looks like no ones in order. Edward would probably be in the back with Bella. I glanced back and sure enough he was and I also saw Mikes back going towards the end of the line.

I walked over to the picture area. This old man with heavy bags under his eyes walked over to me and moved my head to the side without a word, I instantly felt angered.

"What the hell, you perv! Don't touch me!" I slapped his hand and he stumbled back. I was once again calmed and noticed the room was quite, too quite. I looked behind me, to Jasper and he was smirking.

Stupid mood changing power, I thought and turned back around to the stunned camera man.

He went behind the camera and snapped the picture then I moved to wait for the rest, when I saw the teacher come running in. "That's a detention for you, Mr. Cullen."

Well, damn. I didn't think it was that bad. That's when I noticed him going away from me so I let my eyes travel to where he was heading. I saw a fancied Mike Newton on the ground holding his bloody nose and Edward over him and a scared, partly happy Bella next to him.

I guess he had it coming. But this wasn't a bad picture day after all.

Just another stupid little Emmett one shot. I have took notice that I have been writing most of my one shots at his pov. All well. Emmett just that amazing. Haha. Well, do any of you guys have a suggestion for a one shot? It can be any twilight character and House of Night, or Host, or The Huger Games, just no one after the first book because I didn't read the second one and same with the Maximum Ride one. I only read book one. There are other books I have read but cant think of right now, so if you think one a one shot I should try you can tell me that characters and what book its from and if I know them I will write one with your suggestions, but if I don't, I might just use your idea just with other characters.