AOSTH Musta Been A Beautiful Baby Remake CatDog Version ( I Don't Own Aosth or CatDog)
(Let's say Robotnik was a bear instead)
Chapter 1
Sonic & Tails was taking samples at Robotnik's food factory. Until Scratch & Grounder showed up.
Scratch: That's not all you're gonna lose.
Sonic: Sorry to eat and run, but I gotta buzz cuzz.
Scratch & Grounder: (screams)
Scratch: What were you waiting for? Blast them!
Grounder: I thought you were gonna blast them!
Sonic: Come on Tails, it's happy trails.
Tails: Just one little sip of water (drinks water) uh oh! ( turns fat)
Sonic: it musta been something you ate, uh oh! here comes tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber!, let's race ace.
Scratch & Grounder chased them until Tails got stuck on a door hole.
Tails: Sonic! I'm Stuck!
Sonic: You better start digesting pronto!
While that was happening.
Scratch: Now, remember what our glorious leader, said.
Grounder: uh yeah, first trap them then the uh um...
Scratch: cuz the last you really blew it.
Grounder: The Blue Button
Scratch: What? NOO! YOU PUT IT IN REVERSE YOU NITTY!
Sonic: Hey! that's quite a capitalism, you got there. (Tails turned into a baby.) Sonic: WHOOA!, What's with the moon lighting! (turns into a 2 and a half year old hedgehoglet) that tickles, Baby Tails walks to the Baby Sonic.
Baby Sonic: I Gotta go potty! (runs to the bathroom)
(I tried to understand the capitalism word Sonic said and put it there and I think this was the age he was zapped into)
Baby Tails walks to Scratch & Grounder's arena.
Scratch: Now you went and did it.
Grounder: ah no, you're the one who did it, if you haven't cofused me maybe I wouldn't have pressed the red button instead of the ...
Scratch: Do'h, you still don't have it right battery brain, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times...
Baby Tails: a goo goo poo poo
Scratch: Goo Goo Poo Poo
Grounder: nuh ah you never said that
Then they herd a clanging noise, it was Baby Tails smashing the Decrepitizer.
Grounder: (screams)
Scratch takes the Decrepitizer away from Baby Tails but, Baby Tails didn't mind.
Then the Decrepitizer breaks.
Grounder: Looks like the Decrepitizer Decrepitized. (Didn't know how to spell Decrepitized)
Baby Sonic: I'll fix it mistewr, I'm real good at fixing things, really mistewr, okay mistewr, can I ? Huh? can I mistewr?
Grounder: No you little brat, Give me that
Baby Sonic: I'll TELL MY MWOMMY (crys)
Scratch: Just let the kid fix it! Anything to stop that wrecket!
Grounder let's Baby Sonic fix the Decrepitizer.
Baby Sonic: Suckewr
Scratch: What was that?
Baby Sonic: Thank you mistewr chicken robot man. I just gotta put the do hickey on the thing of a bob to the scrayom of a scrom. There all done! ( I couldn't understand some of what he said so I put what I thought he said)
Scratch: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Baby Sonic: Can we eat now!
Scratch: whoa, what do you know? it works
Baby Sonic: And I fixed it, I told ya!, What is it?
Scratch: it's a, it's a, it's a camorama! yeah, yeah that's it. I'm gonna take a beautiful picture of you, okay
Baby Sonic: Cheese (moving around) Over here! how's this, wanna close up!
Scratch: Aim it there! No there! this way, no no there
Grounder: oh, stay still you little brat.
(Skip a bit)
Baby Sonic: It's the Scratch & Grounder show! my fav!
Baby Tails: My Fav!
(skip a little more)
Baby Sonic & Baby Tails: (laughs)
(skip a little again)
Scratch: whoa, what happen?
Robotnik: The Usual!
Scratch: Dr. Robotnik
Grounder: RO DOCT THE TOK NIK
Robotnik: Pull youself together Niconbot (if I spelled it right) I gave you one simple thing and what happens?
Scratch: ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Robotnik: Scratch!
Scratch: We goofed up, turned Sonic into a baby instend of an old man, We got freeze dried and you're real ticked off.
Robotnik: (roars angrily) Correct!, I'll just give you one more chance
Grounder: what can we catch Sonic with?
Robotnik: This time, even you should be able to catch him, after all, it's Naptime and the brats are helpless.
(skip a little for the forth time)
Grounder: Your Pityness, just to make shore
Robotnik: The RED BUTTON, YOU MONKEY WRENCH!
Grounder: I knew that
Robotnik: Ready! Aim! Fire!
Then a Garbage Truck Ran some chemils over and then hit Robotnik and turned him into a bear. (don't ask why)
Robearnik: RRROOOAAARR!
Grounder: We're gonna get it now!
Scratch: Maybe not now! But when he turns back into his origanial self.
Then Baby Sonic & Baby Tails woke up.
Baby Sonic: a BEAR! Rwun!
Then they ran from the Robearnik.
They hid up a tree.
Then a another Garbarge Truck showed up and a dog with an orange body with dark orange spots on him was chasing it but there was a cat half with the same design on him was attached to the dog.
The dog half was barking while the cat half was screaming My Body! My Body! My Body!
They were CatDog.
But, then the Dog Half stopped.
And looked up the tree at the frighted Baby Sonic & Baby Tails.
Dog: Aww! look Cat they're little babies stuck up the tree. Hello little babies!
Cat: Yeah, I see Dog
Baby Sonic: Go Away Frweaks! I want my Mwommy! (crying)
The Baby Tails was to scared to move, he was whimpering.
Dog: Hey Cat let's sing Cat Diggity Dog
Cat: Good idea, Dog
Dog: Cat Diggity Dog
Cat: Cat Diggity Dog
Dog: Dog Diggity Cat
Cat: Dog Diggity Cat
Dog: He wants to do this
Cat: I wanna do this
Dog: I gotta do that
Cat: Terrific!
Dog: How could it get, How could it get, How could it get any better than this.
Cat: I can't Imagine
Dog: two in one brothers
Cat: two in one brothers
Dog: We never fight
Cat: We never fight
Dog: except when we yell and scream!
Cat: Dog, would ya watch out!
Dog: when we scratch & bite
Cat: How could it get, how could it, how could it get any wetter than this
Dog: Could I get you a towel?
Cat: Never mind
Dog: we're Salt & Pepper
Cat: we're Salt and Pepper
Dog: We're bacon & eggs
Cat: and scrambled eggs
Dog: his Arms are my legs
Cat: his arms are my legs
Dog: My arms are his legs (falls)
Cat: My Body! My Body My Body!
Dog: I gotta eat trash
Cat: He's has to eat trash
Dog: He's gotta eat well
Cat: I try to eat well
Dog: I eat 'til I'm full
Cat: He's darn sick
Dog: and boy, do I smell? woo, Hi Hoo Diggity
Cat: No no Diggity
Dog: when day is done
Cat: please say it's done
Dog: ya know two heads
Cat: What about two heads?
Dog: Are more than one
Cat: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Dog: His face doesn't get, his face doesn't get, his face doesn't get any redder than this
Cat: (pretends to laugh) that's funny, those are not the right words!
Dog: (laughs) It just doesn't get
Cat & Dog: It just doesn't get, It just doesn't get any better than TTTHHHIIISSS
Then the two babies, Sonic and Tails got calm.
And Dog got them down from the tree and took them to their home.
It was a fish and bone placed together shaped home.
Let's pretend CatDog lives on Mobius okay. (song not mine)