Happy Courtroom Day, You Lawyer
Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...
A/N: Alright this one came out really quickly (that's what she said giggety...) so I don't think it will have the same quality as my other ones but hey it was fun to do. Parody of Happy Holidays, You Bastard by Blink-182. This probably should have an M rating but my copy of Take Off Your Pants And Jacket (love the title...) didn't even get a Parental Advisory on it....
Another trial, and I do not have any fucking evidence
Another trial, and I do not have any fucking evidence
And I hate hate hate the law
I hate hate the fucking law
And I'll never go to court again
Unless the judge will suck a cock
I'll never go to court again
Unless if Miles will hump a dog
I'll never go to court again
Go masturbate you glimmerous fop
I'll never go to court again
I'll never go to court again
I lost the trial, now my client's gonna to fucking jail
I lost the trial, now my client's gonna to fucking jail
My defense was just third-rate
He's gonna get some prison rape
And I'll never go to court again
Unless the judge will suck a cock
I'll never go to court again
Unless if Miles will hump a dog
I'll never go to court again
Go masturbate you glimmerous fop
I'll never go to court again
I'll never go to court again....
Hmm...... too much swearing?
So I hope you guys give me some feedback on this...