Original Lawyer
Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...
A/N: Yup...... more parodies of The Offspring. This time it's Original Prankster. Probably not be as good as my Pretty Fly (For a Wright Guy) though but I hope you guys enjoy it nonetheless. If you guys have the time please check out my other ones...
You Can Do It!
Until the trial is done
Maggey
She has the worst luck ever
Edgey
He's cool and always clever
Gant, Gant
Murdering a guy
Then he'll blackmail his partner
Dude, that's kinda fly
Hey Hey!
Pearl, Pearl
Hook's me up with my assistant
Fey, Fey
Man I swear she's persistent
Hey, Hey
Thinks we're meant to be
But when I look at Maya
I just do not see, yeah
Got messed up clients
But I'll help 'em out
They're all insane
That's without a doubt
Got messed up clients
But they're innocent
I gotta keep a smile up through it all
I gotta
Bluff my ass, Original Lawyer
Evidence , Original yeah
Press and present, Original Lawyer
I'll never give up, give up
That's what Mia always says
Larry Hit It!
They say I smell like shit
Goddamn
Maybe, I'll change my last name
After that, I'll get my very own game
But too late, Miles beat me there
But wherever I'm at
My friends just don't care
Hey Hey!
Tries, Tries, says he wants to be a painter
Cries, Cries, when we tell him "see you later"
Hell yeah, he won't get a grip
Even if there's Franziska
And she cracks her whip, yeah
Got messed up clients
But I'll help 'em out
They're all insane
That's without a doubt
Got messed up clients
But they're innocent
I gotta keep a smile up through it all
I gotta
Bluff my ass, Original Lawyer
Evidence , Original yeah
Press and present, Original Lawyer
I'll never give up, give up
That's what Mia always says
Hey!
You Can Do It!
Magic
Always with me yeah
Logic
Can't seem to see ya
Magic
Always with me yeah
Logic
Can't seem to see ya
Why Why
My clients aren't normal
Lana
Dresses like a corporal
Why Why
My clients aren't normal
But I gotta keep a smile at least for a while, yeah
Got messed up clients
But I'll help 'em out
They're all insane
That's without a doubt
Got messed up clients
But they're innocent
I gotta keep a smile up through it all
I gotta
Bluff my ass, Original Lawyer
Evidence , Original yeah
Press and present, Original Lawyer
I'll never give up, give up
Never, ever
That's what Mia always says
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