A/N: That's right, folks. Edward Takes the Cake is back in black…and white. This is a continuation of the previous series and this time…I bring to you not only more RoyEd drabbles, but RoyEdLing drabbles. Yes, I have grown quite attached to that little weird foreigner. This series is just like the last. Page number and all that stuff. Only more crack.
Let's start slow and began with RoyEd and move onward slowly to bringing that lovable Xingian in, shall we? Same book, page seventy-one (71).
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Garfield.
First
Edward watched from his hiding spot as Roy walked down the sidewalk with the female that he had went out with that night. Disgusted, irked, and very jealous, Edward scrunched up his nose when he saw the woman grab Roy's arm and swing around in front of the man. She leaned forward on one foot and held the other one up in a dainty fashion, as if leaning in for a kiss.
"Oh, Mustang," Edward shuddered from her voice, "How about we start a long lasting relationship? Hm?" She batted her eyelashes for good measure.
Edward resisted all temptation to transmute her into a bowl of pudding.
Roy smiled back. "I don't know…"
"Please? Can we?" She put on a mock-pout.
Edward's resistance was slowly dwindling.
"Well, I'm sorry, I'm already hopelessly in love with somebody else."
Edward suddenly perked up at that and could actually see the woman's entire world crash down around her. He could also sense an angry aura building around her.
"Who?"
Roy smiled again and looked over to Edward and pointed to the blonde. "Him."
That was his cue. He skipped out across the road and leaped into Roy's arms, allowing himself to be smothered in several kisses.
The woman glared with utter rage before stomping away.
Roy gently placed Edward back onto his feet before taking his hand and leading him back to the house.
"Hey, what you said, did you only say that because you didn't want to be stuck with her or because you saw me?" Ed asked curiously.
Roy smirked. "Would you kill me if I said both because of those reasons and because I do love you?"
Ed raised an eyebrow. "I don't sense your murder any time soon, but I am detecting something else…"
"What?"
"You sleeping on the couch for a month."
-Fin-