What's My Game Again?

Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...

A/N: This time its What's My Age Again? by Blink-182. I got the idea from when me and my friends kept asking "Got Game?" to random people and some guy that looked kinda stoned actually said "Phoenix Wright"... I also made some other ones so if guys have the time, take a look at it as well please....

Imagine Phoenix getting drunk...

Went to the club, it was a Tuesday night
Drank some grape juice, Maya was at my right
I took my wallet out, and ordered more for me
Stole the cash from good old Polly

And that's about the time I fell down off my seat
Drunk off my ass at age of thirty-three
I wish remember what's my address
Oh my god what's happening
A blonde chick's asking "what's my game?"
What's my game again
What's my game again

And later on, stumbling back home
I called a friend on my crap phone
Asked: "is this Franziska?"
And she said: "yes its me"
I said "you look like a tranny"

About that time that man-bitch just hung up on me
That long-distance call just cost 12.15
Think I got bitch-slapped by a chick-with-balls
What the hell is happening
Then Gumshoe's asking "what's my game?"
What's my game again
What's my game again

And that's when the detective slapped his cuffs on me
Says that I'm drunk and I'm disorderly
And then he said I just peed on my jeans
What the hell was I drinking
The judge is asking "what's my game?"
What's my game again
What's my game again

That's about the time the judge had sentenced me
Eleven months I had to clean his beard
I got off easy but it sure is weird
What the hell is wrong with him
I think I remember my game
What's my game again
What's my game again

What's my game again..........

Again, I have nothing against Franziska, I actually think she's awesome (a lot more awesome than Klavier...), she somehow reminds me of Uma Thurman's role in Kill Bill.

So I especially want some feedback coz I put a bit more effort on this one.

I've got tons of these parodies already but I don't know if I should post them coz I I think I just "jumped the shark"....

Oh and if anyone's getting annoyed from all the parodies, I'm actually working on an "actual" fic...