Edward and Bella are sitting on the sofa in the living room of the Cullen house, watching a movie. Alice comes bounding in, with Jasper following. He looks confused.
"Bell-a?" Alice plops down infront of them.
"Yes?" Bella responds, as Edward pauses the movie.
"I have a question to ask you. It is very important." Alice says seriously.
"Why are you blocking me?" Edward asks, leaning forward a little.
"Because this does not concern you, Edward." Alice huffs, then smiles as Bella.
Bella giggles. "What is it Alice?"
"I wanted to know if, maybe, you'd want to, like, be my girlfriend?" Alice asks, drawing circles on the ground and acting shy.
"Excuse me?" Edward asks, incredulous.
"Stay out of this, you boy!" Alice says 'boy' as if it is a bad word.
"Of course I will be your girlfriend, Alice!" Bella jumps up and hugs Alice.
They sit on the floor cuddling as Jasper and Edward stare, confused.
"What just happened?" Edward asks.
"I think I just lost my wife, and you lost your girlfriend." Jasper responds with a sigh.