"The Hug"
Cast
Director
Po
Tigress
Furious Five
Shifu
The Hug Scene, Take One!
ACTION!
Tigress- (to Po) That was pretty hardcore.
Po- *hugs Tigress* Not as hardcore as you, ya little fluffy, furry, fuzzy, wuzzy-
*Po gets drop kicked*
Director- *facepalm* sigh…..
The Hug Scene, Take Two!
ACTION!
Tigress- (to Po) That was pretty hardcore.
Po- *hugs Tigress* …..
Tigress-…
Po-…
*SNAP!*
Po- W-what was that?
Tigress-…that was my back…..which you just managed to break. *falls limp*
Director- …this is gonna be a long day…
The Hug Scene, Take Three!
ACTION!
Tigress-* sigh* ….that was pretty….uh….um…LINE PLEASE!
Director- GAH!
Three hours later….
Director- OKAY, you two HAVE to be able to get it this time! You just HAVE to!
Tigress- Yeah sure…wait, what are we supposed to be doing again?
Po- Beats me, I'm just waiting for lunch.
Tigress- Po, we already had lunch…15 MINUTES AGO!
Po- NO WAY…..wow…wait, when did we have it?
Tigress-…..have what?
Director- GRRAAAUUUGH!
Po-…. whats wrong with THAT guy? *points at Jennifer Yuh Nelson, the KFP2 director*
Viper- Uh…Po…..the director is a LADY.
Po- NOT AGAIN, WHY IS EVERYONE FALSE ADVERTISING THEIR SEXUALITY?
Tigress- Their not…you're just an idiot. -_-
Mantis and Monkey- OHHHH BUUURRRN! *makes instigation noises*
Direction- EVERYONE, SHUT UP! OR I'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU ALL DIALOUGE SCENES!
Everyone- …..
Po- wait…..but we already are-
Director- SILENCE!
Po- 0-0'
Director- Now, let's do this….
'The Hug' Take Three- Thousand- Four- Hundred- and -Nine!
ACTION!
Tigress- That was pretty hardcoe…
Po- *hugs Tigress*
Whole Cast- *Shocked expression*
Director- Yes…..we finally got it!
Tigress- …*sigh*
Po-*still hugging*
Tigress- um…Po….you can stop now…
Po-…*STILL hugging*
Director- I don't get it, WHAT DA FLUCK is he DOING? The scene only lasts for 3 seconds!
Crane- Well, how long has it been?
Director- 3 HOURS!
Crane-….well I don't see what the big deal is…
Director- *glares at Crane* GET. OUT.
Viper- Ohh…..a real 'PMS' moment is taking place…
Director- OH SHUT UP! That's why you're not the main character!
Po- What about the main character, now?
Tigress- *wakes up from her nap in Po's arms* UGH, FINALLY!
Director- ABOUT TIME YOU- wait, Tigress, you fell asleep in his arms?
Tigress- I'm a cat….you wouldn't understand.
Viper- TIGRESS! THE DIRECTOR WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WISH YOU WERE THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT HOW YOU NEVER WILL BE!
Tigress- WHAT?
Director- N-NO I DID NOT ! I was talking about YOU! *points at Viper*
Viper- Mmmhmmmm….sure you did….*whispers to Tigress* Denial…
Tigress- True dat.
Director- Look, can we just PLEASE get this scene right?
Po-….
Tigress-…
Okaayyy….
Director- YES!
'The Hug' Take Three-Thousand-and…something….I forgot.
ACTION!
Tigress- That was pretty hardcore..
Po- *smiles and hugs Tigress*
Whole Furious Five- 0-0'
Shifu- OH…..SNAP!
Everyone minus Po and Tigress- uh…when did you get here?
Shifu- SHH! This is my favorite part! When the cops come in and bust the criminal!
Director- W…what? This is a MOVIE, Not a SOAP OPERA!
Furious Five- SSHHHHH! NO! Let him have his moments!
Director- Uh….okaayy…
Tigress- *whispers to director* Hey…he's doing it again…..
Po-….*still hugging*
Director and cast- NOT AGAIN! What is he doing?
Tigress-*sarcastically* Oh, gee, I don't know, why don't you ASK him.
Director- Don't you get smart with ME, young lady…tiger…animal.
Tigress- Um….you're not my MOM.
Director- Well, we'll see how your REAL mother thinks when she hears that you've been talking back to the DIRECTOR of the movie!
Tigress-…..
Director-…..uh…..oh yeah…..I forgot…..you're an orphan…*cough*
Po- *giggles*
Tigress- SO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? *anger builds*
Director and others- *shake in fear*
Po-*STILL GIGGLING* Mmmmhhhh….Tigress, your fur smells good….
Tigress- *speechless*
Director-…
Furious Five-…
Shifu*returns with popcorn*-….So….who got shot?
END
Well…there ya go. Stupidity in a story. Ya gotta love it. Reviews if ya want.