far away...
A NEW HOPE It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, Striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against The evil Garlic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armoured space station with enough power to destroy an entire planets satellite system which meant no more TV.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Emia races home aboard her star ship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
"what a ton of crap!" one of the men in a white Shaufer suit screamed at the control pad.
"what seems to be the matter Captain?" a teen girl with long brown hair that was rapped in buns at each side of her head and wearing a long gown with Jackass' written across it said walking towards him.
"it's this control panel Princess! That stupid light keeps flashing and I can't get it to stop! I think I'm going to crack if it..." just then a loud siren started to wail. "AHHH! Now there's a stupid noise going of as well! What have I done to deserve this?" he screamed putting his hands over his ears.
"I'm sorry I wasn't listening," the princess said as the Captain looked at her extremely stressed.
"well, it seems that this light thing here is telling me something is happening while this buzzer over here is telling me it's an emergency" he said trying to work it all out.
"so what is it trying to tell you?" the princess said.
"I don't bloody know! I never thought something like this would happen so I never bothered to read the manual!" he said looking at her.
"DID ANYONE IN THIS STAR SHIP BOTHER TO READ THE MANUAL?" the princess shouted and then everyone shook there heads.
"nope!"
"not me!"
"sorry!"
The princess looked around for a second before stating "well we're buggered!" Suddenly the hole ship shook throwing the princess to the floor and half the crew sliding cross the room. The control panels started to spark and the lights began to flicker on and off.
"this is just like that saucer ride at Pleasure island! Weeeee!" the princess shouted as the Captain skidded along the floor trying to gain balance.
The ship then went silent and everyone began to stand up and look around puzzled.
"well? What are you waiting for? Get defences up on at the main door! Who ever it is who attacked us is surely going to try and get in," one of the solders wearing a shiny blue suit and helmet shouted and then the rest of them ran down the hall but one who was wearing bright pink Elton John Glasses. "Private Coupland! What are you waiting for?" he screamed at him but the guard barely moved but to look around for who was trying to speak to him while stuffing pencils up his nose. "forget it! You stay with princess Emia and try to keep and eye on her till we get back," the solder said before running to where the rest of the solders had gone to.
The solders carried on down the hall and past Two robot that had come out of the quarters to see what all the noise was about.
"good havens! What is all this racket about?" a bright gold one said doing a odd walk out of a room.
"bleep bleep!" the small fat blue one said wheeling forwards.
"I think we should go and have a... look out!" the golden robot said as shots were fired in it's direction. it started to try and doge the rounds but in stead fell over and then began to roll away. "my, that was close... YM-CA? YM-CA?" the robot said looking for it's small blue fat friend.
It walked around till it saw it's friend with the princess. YM-CA then wheeled towards the golden robot after the princess had left. The small bot soon got past the live firing of weapons and lasers and approached the tall golden robot.
"where have you been and who was that you were talking to?" the golden one said.
"bleep bleep bop!" YM-CA beeped.
"Secret mission? What do you mean?" the golden one said.
"bleeping bleep blop bleep!" it carried on.
"we need to find Ant-Oni Kenobi! Who's Ant-Oni?" the golden robot said confusedly. Then YM-CA rolled in to a small chamber in the side of the wall and the Golden one followed. "isn't this the escape pod?"
"beep!"