Disclaimer: You've read a million of em,' so one more won't hurt....too
much ^_^ Inu Yasha etc. belongs to the great Rumiko Takahashi-Sama...not
lil ol' me. So no sue, k?
A/N: This isn't my first attempt at writing fanfiction, but it's the first one I've ever posted on ff.net...or online, so be kind and review! ( Unless you want a rabid otaku to bite you! ^_* )
Inu Yasha Learns To Jive
By Otaku-Chan ^_~
On one fine and abnormally average day in Senkoku Jidai, a very bored Hanyou watched the sunny summer afternoon melt into early evening as he patiently waited from his high perch within the Goshimboku tree. Then a familiar figure graced his presence as she climbed out of the well with a small book in her hand that had strange, unfamiliar writing all over its cover.
"It's about time! What took you so damn long, bitch?!" Inu Yasha growled as he sprang out of the tree to land in a not-so-graceful manner at Kagome's feet.
"I had to stay after for some help with my English homework, so don't even start!" Kagome quickly started walking towards Kaede's village, trying her best to ignore the indignant glare she was recieving from Inu Yasha.
"Keh! You make this 'Engrish' stuff sound more important than your mission here! And what is that strange book you're carrying? Some kind of spell book?" Inu Yasha inquired as he strode right up to an annoyed Kagome. She 'humphed' and continued walking.
'If only Inu Yasha knew all the goodies this book here contains...all the jive and slang that I could use, and teach myself to say things in a language he can't even fathom!' Kagome thought as she looked at the little book in her hand. She had been taking English in her school, and as a result became fascinated with the language, so as every good language student knows, the experience just isn't complete until you have a slang book.
Suddenly, Inu Yasha grabbed the book out of her hand and began flipping through the pages...Then, before Kagome could "sit" him, a strange glow eminated from the book.
"I knew this was a spell book! What the hell are you into, wench?" Inu yasha was then enveloped in the light as Kagome stared in total disbelief at what was happening. Then as soon as the glowing phenomena began, it ended abruptly, leaving two very confused people to ponder, 'what in the seven hells just happened?'
"I-Inu Yasha, what was that just now?" Kagome asked in a very unsure tone.
"How da hell should I know? I plum jimmeyed dis wierd spell book an' den dair wuz some funky light!" Kagome stared in horror as she heard the words uttered out of Inu Yasha's mouth.
"W-What did you just say? You couldn't possibly have just spoken in ....jive???" Kagome said nervously as she reclaimed her book from a very confused Hanyou.
"Damn it bizatch! Whut da damn hell dun did yo' punk-ass 'engrish' spell book thingy do t' me?! Yo' ass betta' fix dis bug-up-da-ass soon, becuz mah thinka' be bein' filled wit' words I've neva' heard b4! I is gittin' worried in da house!" Inu Yasha shouted, much to Kagome's apparent horror.
'What am I going to do now?' Kagome thought as she slapped her forehead. She knew that if she didn't do something soon, Inu Yasha may be stuck in a funk forever. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought that book from that wierd 'Magic Moon' shop, but it was only 100 yen!'
"Well, be yo' ass fixin' t' do sump'n o' plum stare at me all damn day!" Inu Yasha glared at her through piercing golden eyes, but she was too shocked to respond.
"Inu Yasha..." she began.
"whut be it?" he asked, a bit curious at her sudden serious expression.
"Shut up"
To Be Continued...
A/N: Well, what'd ya'll thank? Good, bad, stupid? Let me know by clicking that funky thang! Ja ne 4 now!
A/N: This isn't my first attempt at writing fanfiction, but it's the first one I've ever posted on ff.net...or online, so be kind and review! ( Unless you want a rabid otaku to bite you! ^_* )
Inu Yasha Learns To Jive
By Otaku-Chan ^_~
On one fine and abnormally average day in Senkoku Jidai, a very bored Hanyou watched the sunny summer afternoon melt into early evening as he patiently waited from his high perch within the Goshimboku tree. Then a familiar figure graced his presence as she climbed out of the well with a small book in her hand that had strange, unfamiliar writing all over its cover.
"It's about time! What took you so damn long, bitch?!" Inu Yasha growled as he sprang out of the tree to land in a not-so-graceful manner at Kagome's feet.
"I had to stay after for some help with my English homework, so don't even start!" Kagome quickly started walking towards Kaede's village, trying her best to ignore the indignant glare she was recieving from Inu Yasha.
"Keh! You make this 'Engrish' stuff sound more important than your mission here! And what is that strange book you're carrying? Some kind of spell book?" Inu Yasha inquired as he strode right up to an annoyed Kagome. She 'humphed' and continued walking.
'If only Inu Yasha knew all the goodies this book here contains...all the jive and slang that I could use, and teach myself to say things in a language he can't even fathom!' Kagome thought as she looked at the little book in her hand. She had been taking English in her school, and as a result became fascinated with the language, so as every good language student knows, the experience just isn't complete until you have a slang book.
Suddenly, Inu Yasha grabbed the book out of her hand and began flipping through the pages...Then, before Kagome could "sit" him, a strange glow eminated from the book.
"I knew this was a spell book! What the hell are you into, wench?" Inu yasha was then enveloped in the light as Kagome stared in total disbelief at what was happening. Then as soon as the glowing phenomena began, it ended abruptly, leaving two very confused people to ponder, 'what in the seven hells just happened?'
"I-Inu Yasha, what was that just now?" Kagome asked in a very unsure tone.
"How da hell should I know? I plum jimmeyed dis wierd spell book an' den dair wuz some funky light!" Kagome stared in horror as she heard the words uttered out of Inu Yasha's mouth.
"W-What did you just say? You couldn't possibly have just spoken in ....jive???" Kagome said nervously as she reclaimed her book from a very confused Hanyou.
"Damn it bizatch! Whut da damn hell dun did yo' punk-ass 'engrish' spell book thingy do t' me?! Yo' ass betta' fix dis bug-up-da-ass soon, becuz mah thinka' be bein' filled wit' words I've neva' heard b4! I is gittin' worried in da house!" Inu Yasha shouted, much to Kagome's apparent horror.
'What am I going to do now?' Kagome thought as she slapped her forehead. She knew that if she didn't do something soon, Inu Yasha may be stuck in a funk forever. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought that book from that wierd 'Magic Moon' shop, but it was only 100 yen!'
"Well, be yo' ass fixin' t' do sump'n o' plum stare at me all damn day!" Inu Yasha glared at her through piercing golden eyes, but she was too shocked to respond.
"Inu Yasha..." she began.
"whut be it?" he asked, a bit curious at her sudden serious expression.
"Shut up"
To Be Continued...
A/N: Well, what'd ya'll thank? Good, bad, stupid? Let me know by clicking that funky thang! Ja ne 4 now!