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This is just a random story. Hope you like!

Sasuke is fighting in the preliminaries when his cell phone rings. Everyone stops and looks at him. He holds up his finger and says, " Wait, I gotta take this." People look at him shocked. The Hokage sighed and sat back in his seat. He turned to an ANBU and told him, " You SEE! This is why I wanted all cell phones to be turned off!"

The minute Sasuke said "Hello", screams where heard through the phone. Sasuke pulled the phone away from his ear and flinched.

" OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm talking to the Sasuke Uchiha! OH MY GOD!!"

Sasuke looked at the phone and put it to his ear.

" Um, who are you?"

" My name's Ami and I'm like, your biggest fan! I love you!!"

"How did you get this number?!" he asked.

" I have my sources. MARRY ME!!"

" What? NO!" he yelled.

In the stands, the other genin where getting pissed. Sakura decided to end it but Ino beat her to it.

"Sasuke-kun!! Who's on the phone?" she asked.

" Some girl. She wants me to marry her." he told her.

Ino gasped and snapped her fingers in a 'z' formation. " Oh no she didn't."

She jumped down next to him and stuck out her hand. Sasuke stared at it. He looked up at her.

" What do you want me to do with that?" he asked her.

" Simple. Give me the phone." she said. Sasuke gasped and held the cell phone close to his chest.

" No. This cell phone is like my child. My baby." he said. Team 7 sweat dropped.

" GIVE ME THE PHONE!" she yelled.

" Yes ma'am." he gave her the phone. Ino started to talk to Ami.

" Ami you bitch! Get off the phone!! We're in the middle of the chuunin exams! You can't be calling now!"

" Ino, how did you know it was me?" Ami asked.

" I gave you his number you stalker!!'

" You're a stalker too!"

" Yeah but I never got caught!"

By now, Sasuke was in a fetal position in a corner, rocking back and forth while saying,

" I'm being stalked." and "I want my mommy." repeatedly.

" Ino stop being a slut and give the phone back to Sasuke!" Ami yelled. Ino gasped and took Ami's cell phone number and said, " BITZ I GOTZ YO NUMBA!!" Ino then ran out of the arena.Sakura turned to Naruto and asked him, " What did Ino say?" He shrugged and said, "Idk, my bff Jill?" Sakura shook her head and said " Don't say that EVER again." Naruto nodded.

Sasuke was staring wide eyed at the door. "S-she took my phone! MY BABY!" he yelled. The proctor was looking at Sasuke and announced, " Sasuke Uchiha is unable to fight because he is too busy being a girlie man. This guy wins." he pointed to Sasuke's opponent who was barely alive.

" What!!" Sasuke yelled.

" Sorry Uchiha. Better luck next time." the proctor said.

Sasuke stomped up the stairs like a 2 year old and threw a temper tantrum.

" This is why I don't like fan girls!!" he yelled.

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VILLAGE

Ino stops abruptly and yells, "SHIT!! I don't know her address!"

Hope you liked it!!I'm doing another chapter for my fic "Three Months" REVIEW!!1