Morty sat in front of the tv as Rick came in, drinking from his flask.

"What are you watching?" asked Rick.

"Quest for Camelot. It's just some stupid movie from the 90s that got ruined by corporate meddling." said Morty.

"Oh yeah. I remember seeing promotions for that movie cause it came out the same year as Mulan along with the Szechuan sauce."

Rick sat down next to his grandson and started drinking.

An hour had passed and Rick was dumbfounded by what he saw.

"So wait, Excalibur heals everyone with its magic and it doesn't cure the blind man?"

"Yeah, it's stupid."

"TH-THAT'S NOT FAIR! NONE OF THIS IS FAIR! WHY WOULD EXCALIBUR CURE EVERYONE OF THEIR AILMENTS AND NOT THE BLIND MAN?!"

"Whoa! Rick! Calm down!" said Morty, "It's just a dumb movie; i-it's not worth getting passionate about."

"NOT WORTH GETTING PASSIONATE ABOUT?! THAT GUY GOT SCREWED OVER, MORTY!"

"Okay, Rick, first off, you're drunk. Second, there's nothing you can do about how the film turns out."

"That's where you're wrong, Morty!"

Rick then zapped the tv with the portal gun.

"Come on, Morty." he said, Grabbing his grandson's hand and took him into the portal.

On the other side, Garrett was hugging Kayley after they had defeated Ruber when Rick and Morty came out from the other side of the portal. Rick shot Kayley in the head with his raygun and she died in Garrett's arms.

"KAYLEY!" Garrett shouted.

Rick then went up to Garrett with a lazer pen and performed lazer surgery on his eyes.

"There. You can see. You're welcome." said Rick.

"W-what did you do to Kayley?!"

"Trust me, you would've been miserable with her. All that bitch does is get herself in trouble all the times and makes you do all the work. She wouldn't make a good romantic partner let alone a knight."

Morty went up Garrett.

"I am SO sorry about this. My Grandpa is very drunk."

Rick then turned to Devon and Cornwall.

"By the way, two-headed-dragon, the long-necked one is fine, but the shorter one really needs to come out of the closet. I saw you getting really touchy feely with former blind man here and you were clearly using his girlfriend as your beard to get close to him."

"I seriously have no idea what he's talking about." said Morty.

Rick then grabbed Morty and they went over to the portal.

"Okay, peace. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!"

They then disappeared through the portal as Garrett, still shocked, held dead Kayley in his arms.