Mission Accepted
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing, or any of the characters. I don't own anything in this fanfic for that matter. Okay? No La Chateau, no Victoria's Secret, no Zoe, no nothing. Got it? Don't sue me.
Mission Accepted: Chapter 1
"What??" Duo yelled on the phone. "There's no way!!! The war is back on? Oh. new war. What do you mean he isn't dead? Decoy? Decoy my." Heero woke up, and slowly but surely (or maybe not surely, but definitely slowly) got out of bed to see what Duo's problem was. "What do you mean our Gundams weren't destroyed? The girl didn't push the right button? It was a girl? Wu-man should get a kick out of that. Mission?" Duo asked. "Okay, see you at one Sally!" Heero sat up, "What was that about?" "Apparently the Treize that Wu-man killed was a 'decoy'" Duo said with extra emphasis on the 'decoy'. "How the heck did he stay hidden for two years if he was alive?" Heero asked. "Beats me," Duo replied. "Sally has a mission for us. We're supposed to meet her at the mall at 1:00 sharp. So 1:30 it is." "Why the mall?" Heero asked. "No clue," Duo answered. "Why all the questions Evil Kenevil?" "What did you just call me?" Heero asked, twitching like a pocket pikachu. "Uh." Duo let out a nervous laugh and ran out the door. "Come back here you braided baka!" Heero yelled and ran after him.
At 1:30 a very pained Duo entered a mall along with a very happy Heero. "I think I may have stretched your braid our longer," Heero commented. "Shut up." "Nice to see you both!" Hilde cried like a rabid TRL fan. "We have a really important mission for you!" Sally walked up and added, "That I'm sure you'll be reluctant to accept." Then interrupting Sally (much to her dismay) came Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei. "Hello, nice to see you again!" said Quatre politely. "." greeted Trowa. "Hi," was the monotonous and monosyllabic greeting from Wufei. "Anyways," said Sally interrupting their reunion, "this is your mission." There was a long pause. "Go on," coaxed Duo. "Okay, well we need to infiltrate oz. We need espionage. Spies. We need, you guys." All the guys started at her. "We'll need a disguise, they know what we look like," Duo piped up. "Well, this is where it gets difficult." Hilde trailed off and whispered something in Duo's ear. "WHAT?!?" Duo shrieked. "I am NOT dressing up as a girl and playing spy!" Wufei and Trowa paled. "Mission accepted," said Heero. All of the Gundam pilots stared at him. "You're agreeing to dress as a weak onna?" Wufei asked in disbelief. Heero nodded. Hilde and Sally looked as if they had cracked some of their ribs trying not to laugh. "I'm in," Quatre whispered. Trowa and Wufei stared. "What the heck, I'm in too!" Duo yelled. More staring more and cracked ribs. Trowa sighed and nodded his head, as if to say 'I'm in' "." from Wufei. "I'm in." Hilde and Sally both lost it and they both fell to the floor laughing. "I honestly didn't think it would be that easy!" Hilde remarked. "You owe me $10, Wufei agreed in his own free will!" Sally proclaimed. Hilde grumbled and handed over $10. "Now what?" Duo asked. "Now we give all of you hair extensions and--" "Whoa," said Duo, "What about me?" "You just get your hair styled, don't worry!" Hilde replied. Duo sighed in relief, "No scissors." Hilde nodded in agreement. "And after that, shopping for clothes!" All the Gundam Pilots paled. "WHAT?!?" they all shouted in unison. "You didn't think you could just wear your regular clothes did you? Relena, Cathy, and Dorothy are coming to help with the clothes shopping." 5 certain Gundam Pilots facefaulted. And at that moment, a miracle happened. Trowa spoke for the first time in a week. "We're all going to die," he said. "Agreed," said all the Gundam Pilots with the exception of Quatre. "We shouldn't say that! We should think happy thoughts! It's a happy world after all!" Quatre gushed. Heero took out a gun and tried to shoot himself. That's when he realized that. "Guys, I think I have a bullet-proof head." Wufei shot Heero and sure enough, the bullet bounced off Heero's head. Trowa started to laugh hysterically. "However, we have somebody else to help you act.," Sally trailed off and cleared her throat, "feminine, as we cannot be available." All the Gundam Pilots were in shock. "We really are all going to die," Trowa commented. "Meet Zoe," Sally introduced and a teenage girl, about 17, with flaming red hair, although slightly shorter than Duo. She was dressed in dark blue, denim bellbottoms with a tank top. She looked at Wufei. "Weak O--" Wufei was interrupted by an extremely hard punch in the stomach. "I am not weak, get used to it. Since I refuse to left alone with 5 guys, I brought 4 girls with me! Meet Mia!" A blonde girl stepped out, her hair in a braid. She was wearing blue denim bellbottoms and a long sleeved green shirt. "This is Breezy." A girl with brown hair that reached her shoulders. She wore a green sweater with a green shirt underneath and brown pants. "Paused for a moment and then asked the Gundam pilots, "Is her sweater brown or green?" ""Green," was the reply from all. Breezy started to have a fit, "It's BROWN!!!" The Gundam pilots watched, as Breezy had a fit over her green/brown sweater. Finally Quatre spoke up. "Let's all be happy and get on with the introductions," Quatre piped up. Breezy glared but shut up. "That's a first," stated Zoe. More glaring. Zoe cleared her throat, "Anyways, this is Kio." A goth stepped out. She looked depressed, as most Goths do. Zoe looked at Kio and then at Heero, and laughed hysterically. Zoe cleared her throat. "Ya, well anyways," Zoe continued as she wiped her eyes. "This is Lisa." A girl with reddish-brown brown hair jumped out. She smiled and waved. Wufei muttered something that included 'weak onna' in it. Lisa gasped, "That wasn't very nice! Let's all be happy!" Quatre applauded. "Ya, so this is Duo, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei everybody! Now we're all introduced, as the girls all know each other, " Zoe said. Just then, Relena, Cathy and Dorothy showed up. "Well," Zoe started with an evil grin, "shall we get started?
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing, or any of the characters. I don't own anything in this fanfic for that matter. Okay? No La Chateau, no Victoria's Secret, no Zoe, no nothing. Got it? Don't sue me.
Mission Accepted: Chapter 1
"What??" Duo yelled on the phone. "There's no way!!! The war is back on? Oh. new war. What do you mean he isn't dead? Decoy? Decoy my." Heero woke up, and slowly but surely (or maybe not surely, but definitely slowly) got out of bed to see what Duo's problem was. "What do you mean our Gundams weren't destroyed? The girl didn't push the right button? It was a girl? Wu-man should get a kick out of that. Mission?" Duo asked. "Okay, see you at one Sally!" Heero sat up, "What was that about?" "Apparently the Treize that Wu-man killed was a 'decoy'" Duo said with extra emphasis on the 'decoy'. "How the heck did he stay hidden for two years if he was alive?" Heero asked. "Beats me," Duo replied. "Sally has a mission for us. We're supposed to meet her at the mall at 1:00 sharp. So 1:30 it is." "Why the mall?" Heero asked. "No clue," Duo answered. "Why all the questions Evil Kenevil?" "What did you just call me?" Heero asked, twitching like a pocket pikachu. "Uh." Duo let out a nervous laugh and ran out the door. "Come back here you braided baka!" Heero yelled and ran after him.
At 1:30 a very pained Duo entered a mall along with a very happy Heero. "I think I may have stretched your braid our longer," Heero commented. "Shut up." "Nice to see you both!" Hilde cried like a rabid TRL fan. "We have a really important mission for you!" Sally walked up and added, "That I'm sure you'll be reluctant to accept." Then interrupting Sally (much to her dismay) came Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei. "Hello, nice to see you again!" said Quatre politely. "." greeted Trowa. "Hi," was the monotonous and monosyllabic greeting from Wufei. "Anyways," said Sally interrupting their reunion, "this is your mission." There was a long pause. "Go on," coaxed Duo. "Okay, well we need to infiltrate oz. We need espionage. Spies. We need, you guys." All the guys started at her. "We'll need a disguise, they know what we look like," Duo piped up. "Well, this is where it gets difficult." Hilde trailed off and whispered something in Duo's ear. "WHAT?!?" Duo shrieked. "I am NOT dressing up as a girl and playing spy!" Wufei and Trowa paled. "Mission accepted," said Heero. All of the Gundam pilots stared at him. "You're agreeing to dress as a weak onna?" Wufei asked in disbelief. Heero nodded. Hilde and Sally looked as if they had cracked some of their ribs trying not to laugh. "I'm in," Quatre whispered. Trowa and Wufei stared. "What the heck, I'm in too!" Duo yelled. More staring more and cracked ribs. Trowa sighed and nodded his head, as if to say 'I'm in' "." from Wufei. "I'm in." Hilde and Sally both lost it and they both fell to the floor laughing. "I honestly didn't think it would be that easy!" Hilde remarked. "You owe me $10, Wufei agreed in his own free will!" Sally proclaimed. Hilde grumbled and handed over $10. "Now what?" Duo asked. "Now we give all of you hair extensions and--" "Whoa," said Duo, "What about me?" "You just get your hair styled, don't worry!" Hilde replied. Duo sighed in relief, "No scissors." Hilde nodded in agreement. "And after that, shopping for clothes!" All the Gundam Pilots paled. "WHAT?!?" they all shouted in unison. "You didn't think you could just wear your regular clothes did you? Relena, Cathy, and Dorothy are coming to help with the clothes shopping." 5 certain Gundam Pilots facefaulted. And at that moment, a miracle happened. Trowa spoke for the first time in a week. "We're all going to die," he said. "Agreed," said all the Gundam Pilots with the exception of Quatre. "We shouldn't say that! We should think happy thoughts! It's a happy world after all!" Quatre gushed. Heero took out a gun and tried to shoot himself. That's when he realized that. "Guys, I think I have a bullet-proof head." Wufei shot Heero and sure enough, the bullet bounced off Heero's head. Trowa started to laugh hysterically. "However, we have somebody else to help you act.," Sally trailed off and cleared her throat, "feminine, as we cannot be available." All the Gundam Pilots were in shock. "We really are all going to die," Trowa commented. "Meet Zoe," Sally introduced and a teenage girl, about 17, with flaming red hair, although slightly shorter than Duo. She was dressed in dark blue, denim bellbottoms with a tank top. She looked at Wufei. "Weak O--" Wufei was interrupted by an extremely hard punch in the stomach. "I am not weak, get used to it. Since I refuse to left alone with 5 guys, I brought 4 girls with me! Meet Mia!" A blonde girl stepped out, her hair in a braid. She was wearing blue denim bellbottoms and a long sleeved green shirt. "This is Breezy." A girl with brown hair that reached her shoulders. She wore a green sweater with a green shirt underneath and brown pants. "Paused for a moment and then asked the Gundam pilots, "Is her sweater brown or green?" ""Green," was the reply from all. Breezy started to have a fit, "It's BROWN!!!" The Gundam pilots watched, as Breezy had a fit over her green/brown sweater. Finally Quatre spoke up. "Let's all be happy and get on with the introductions," Quatre piped up. Breezy glared but shut up. "That's a first," stated Zoe. More glaring. Zoe cleared her throat, "Anyways, this is Kio." A goth stepped out. She looked depressed, as most Goths do. Zoe looked at Kio and then at Heero, and laughed hysterically. Zoe cleared her throat. "Ya, well anyways," Zoe continued as she wiped her eyes. "This is Lisa." A girl with reddish-brown brown hair jumped out. She smiled and waved. Wufei muttered something that included 'weak onna' in it. Lisa gasped, "That wasn't very nice! Let's all be happy!" Quatre applauded. "Ya, so this is Duo, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei everybody! Now we're all introduced, as the girls all know each other, " Zoe said. Just then, Relena, Cathy and Dorothy showed up. "Well," Zoe started with an evil grin, "shall we get started?