I have another story for you! The YYh gang have been turned into babies! The reason remains unknown but i guess it might come later in the story, but now its just for laughs. Lots of Kuwabara bashing. If you like Kuwabara, I advise not to read but if you love see him being insulted and him being stupid... by all means read it over and over again! But to let you know, in later chapters as in chapters past chapter 2, I don't make fun of just Kuwa I spread it around so everyone has a least one embarrassing moment. Just remember to review! Ok, I'll shut up now. .
(Authors note: Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and last (and most certainly least) Kuwabara have been turned to babies even if I don't refer to them as either 'little', 'baby', etc)
Chapter 1
Hiei was having a blast chasing Kuwabara around the room with a stick because Cat had to replace his sword with it for a couple of reasons. 1. The sword was longer than he was now and he couldn't pick it up anyway. 2. He would kill everybody (anybody) in sight. 3. It was just fun to watch Hiei attack something with a stick. Kuwabara wasn't having much fun but who cares? Not me! Well anyway, Kurama and Yusuke were playing videogames and guess who was winning? Kurama of course! Yusuke wasn't happy about this so he decided to cheat by distracting Kurama with shiny stuff. It was working. The little kitsune's eyes were all big and sparkly as Yusuke threw the shiny object across the room.
Cat screamed as the kitsune dashed for it. "No! Thats my-" A small, glass figurine in the shape of a cat hurdled across the room. It was Cat's signiture and it landed in a million pieces on Kuwabara's giant freakin' head! However, Kuwabara did not realize this until thirty minutes later. "Oww! Who hit me?" By this time, Hiei was stuffing his face with marshmallows and sweet snow at the SAME time and Kurama was on a secret mission to save all sparkly stuff 'Mission Impossibe' style with the music and everything coming from everywhere! (I don't know where it's coming from...)While Yusuke was having fun beating a teddybear on the videogame he'd otherwise lose if somebody was actually playing against him but did Yusuke care? Nope, he was winning every game and that made him happy. Happier than when Kuwabara would run by him and he'd hit Kuwa on the head everytime and then getting away with it because by the time the pain gets through to his tiny brain it was way too late.
Cat finally had to time to rest. Strike that. She'd only have one moment of rest because Kurama spotted Cat's necklace which happened to be sparkly and shiny AND very expensive. He lunged for it with the theme music playing louder than ever. Landing a few meters away from her he ran the rest of the way and (fortunately) tripping over something that was definately not there before. Hiei laughed at the Kitsune who had began to cry about a boo-boo and reached in his little baggie of marshmallows to find there was none left! Oh, the horror! Hiei began to cry as well which was more like a scream with tears and little red crystals formed when his tears hit the floor. Luckily enough, they were very shiny and Kurama stopped crying and caught all of them and put them in his pockets. Hiei then looked around him, seeing Kuwabara. He stopped crying. Instead, a death glare, that actually isn't as scary with a toddler holding a stick, came across his face because Kuwabara had stolen his sweet snow! Hiei screamed at the top of his lungs. Kuwabara hadn't even noticed yet. Hiei ran towards him. Kuwa remained oblivious. Hiei poked him with the stick. Hiei wasn't satisfied just yet but right now he had to get rid of all the baka cudies from his precious sweet snow.
Cat was now worried. Could she really take care of these kids? All she did was watch what they were doing alert at all times. It was quiet for a minute. That meant something was wrong. She counted them. 1..2...3... Wait... Where's Kurama? Hiei was in the kitchen wiping off baka cudies from his sweet snow. Yusuke was now throwing a tantrum from getting beat by the teddy bear because it fell over, pressed a button which happened to kill Yusuke's character making him lose and Kuwabara was finally realizing Hiei took back his sweet snow. But Kurama was nowhere to be found. Cat just looked upstairs when Kurama came sliding down the stair railing...singing.
"Over the bridge and through the woods to Hiei's house we go!" Kurama began to sing, "I don't know rest of the words so I making it up as i go!.. I am glad that Hiei's mad cuz Kuwa stole his snow! ... But its too bad that Kuwa... is really really slow! ...Around the room and back again I think I really know! That Hiei's mad a Kuwa... who stole his sweet, sweet snow!... I feel sorry for Kuwa.. for when Hiei catches him... Kuwa's gonna be dead and never seen again!" Kurama zoomed off the railing, did a flip and landed on the couch and bowed. Cat couldn't help it, it was too funny; she laughed and applauded along with Yusuke. Kurama smiled. 'Yeah, I am so cool.'
Hiei just smirked. Kuwa didn't understand... until a few hours later. But by then, it was nap time and the Yyh baby gang was all pooped out. Hiei curled up in his black blankie, Yusuke sprawled out half under a green blankie and half out as Kurama slept peacefully under his purple blankie sucking his thumb. Cat was also taking at nap on the couch for she was tired too. Kuwa woke up halfway through naptime. He finally understood what Kurama had said! ... Pause. ...Wait... Nevermind; false alarm. He fell asleep mid thought. Poor little guy... thinking just made him so tired. ... Or was it? Kurama shifted in his sleep then smirked evily but was he really asleep? Maybe..maybe not. (I have my bets on that Kurama did something to him)
Half an hour later naptime was over but neither Cat nor Kuwa was awake yet. Kurama wandered off somewhere with Hiei as Yusuke poked Cat every two seconds continuously trying to either wake her or annoy her. Either was good for him. Hiei and kurama had snuck upstairs to Kurama's Mom's room. Hiei went straight for jumping on the bed while Kurama rumaged through the drawers. Kurama found what he was looking for. He showed it to Hiei and they laughed evily to themselves while rubbing their hands together. 'Oh how they were going to enjoy this.'
Cat awoke to someone poking her. She opened her own eyes to see big brown ones staring back at her. "Somethin' wrong wit Kuwa." he managed to say pointing at the still sleeping body. On his face was red markings and doodles that would put a clown to shame. Can't believe I'm saying this but he looked even uglier. "Ah, man!" She whined. "Must have played with makeup when I was asleep. Darn you, you-" She stopped. Yusuke was watching her with amused eyes. "Never mind." She looked around for Hiei and Kurama. Not to her amazement, they were nowhere to be found. That is until she looked in the kitchen. Two words described what had happened: Total Chaos. Plates were broken, food ingredientss were splattered everywhere and then there were the footprints leading into a cabinet. 'Oh, they are gonna pay' was the only thing going through her mind as she opened the cabinet door.
Ok, its not that long but the next chapter's already written so after I get my first review i shall put it up, K? So please review. I worked so hard on this fic and with my friend's approval I give it to you... for free! And we both worked hard on the next chapter so please be nice and review, so I can put the other chapter up and not waste it on my non-anime loving classmates at school, please?
Ok, thats enough begging, bye!