Now, this could turn have a chapter 2, but only if you review. (but of course i you didnt like it then...)
In Which Espada play pranks against each other
grimmjow: aizen, is there a reason why you're pulling a meeting in the middle of the damn night?
ulqiuorra: grimmjow...im sure aizen-sama has a good reason for this
stark: we're gonna get bags..
szayel: idiot be it day or night you always sleep
nnoitra: can we go back now?
grimmjow: what's a meeting when we're all damn asleep?!
aizen: now now once we get to the point we can all go to our rooms, gin.
(calling for gin aizen has retreated to the stairs, towards his room...)
gin: that aint fair..well since tousen and aizen are sleepin i'll be holding the meetin!
halibel: this night cant get any worse
barrangan: snore
grimmjow: at least some of us are sleeping
gin: shush! well now since im too lazy to explain to all of you nitwits (szayel: hey!) i'll just hand out papers with the instructions...(starts to distribute papers to espada)
all 10 espada peeks into paper with baggy eyes...in fine print is written:
Espada Prank War (not a game)
All espada must participate in Prank War, absentees will be labled a nickname unique to each espada. Rules are simple; Absolutely NO help from fraccion.
Participants may use a variety of pranks so long as you dont kill each other.
The Winner will be announced by the end of the week meaning the war right now.
Referees will namely be Ichimaru Gin and Kaname Tousen. Happy Pranking.
Signed, Aizen Sosuke P.S. im the judge
gin: and there ya have it!
yammy: this is stupid
gin: you're stupid
Aaroniero: since we all got the message can we please leave now!
gin: oh yeah right ya'll can leave now! Oh and dont forget tomorow we'll have another meeting!!
THE NEXT DAY
aizen: right. everybody here?
gin: yep
aizen: good good... as for to- wait... where are grimmjow and nnoitra?
gin: oops
(nnoitra is still snoozing off)
nnoitra: ZZZZZZzzzz...
grimmjow: snicker snicker
(grimmjow sneaks in with a bowl of warm water in hands, placed one of nnoitora's hands in bowl,
got out some honey and rubbed some on nnoitra's armpits -with gloves-, and shoved all contents of itchy powder into pants -inside underwear-, had a few chuckling fits, and finally leaving the scene of the crime)
grimmjow: hehehe...im so screwed XD
(aizen is impatiently tapping table while gin and tosen play a game of wordplay whilst other espada fool around)
aizen: what is taking them so long?!
Aaroniero: maybe they're already playing pranks on each other
stark: zzzz...
gin: aww... tosen despite being blind you're really good at this!
tosen: :)
(grimmjow sonidoed into the room with slightly itchy elbow)
aizen: and where have you been?
grimmjow: ehehe... just doing my job
(the moment grimmjow sits down, nnoitra busts into the room with sticky armpits, wet pants, with his fingers in his butt, scratching like it's the end of the world)
nnoitra: WHO THE -BEEEEP- SNEAKED INTO MY ROOM!!
(everybody stares dumbfounded -well, except grimmjow of coures- until...)
barragan, grimmjow, aaroniero, yammy, stark, szayel, zommari, gin, and aizen: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
tosen: ?
halibel: ... :)
ulqiourra: ...trash...literally
nnoitra: -BEEEEEP- who did this??
grimmjow: hahahahahahahaha!!
nnoitra: it was you!! (cue punch)
grimmjow: dude it's a war (dodges punch)
aizen: :)
gin: hehe, 1 point for grimmjow (writes something into paper)
nnoitra: ARGH!!(leaves room)
(everybody hold back giggles -except for the ones mentioned above-)
aizen: well i suppose everyone has a good idea of what this means...
gin: GAME START!
(szayel whispers something to grimmjow)
szayel: he said 'game'
TO BE CONTINUED...?
okay, i got the prank ideas from the internet again; thanks for reading REVIEW (even if you'll just complain about my crappy skills).
