1Falling for you...
By: Virgo Gurl
An Ranma ½ story
Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma ½ or any character but I love them just the same...sigh...Ranma is so fioooooone....
Authors Note: This is my first fic so be nice to me!!!!! Any ideas or comments e-mail me at !! n.n Thanx!! Now read!!!! And don't get addicted!! Read at !!!
Chapter 1
Akane: Its si friggin' hot in here! Can't you turn on the A.C.?! yelling
Ranma: No! I told you the button doesn't work !!!
Akane is lying on the bed the only furniture in the room. She jumps up and begins to choke Ranma.
Akane: What...do..you..mean...it..doesn't...work?!
Ranma: (cough) (choke) It means...it doesn't...work (choke) Get offa...me!!!! (flings her across the room)
Akane: AHHHHHHHHH! (Splat)
Ranma: (taking in deep breaths) Why the hell did you do that?!
Akane: (snarls) To see how long it would take you to die...
Ranma: Heh, I'm engaged to a wild woman.
(Evil eye) (gasp)
Akane: Keep playing with me and I might just kick your ass!
Ranma: Ohhh I'm so scared. The skinny bitch with shit for brains is gonna attack me...scary...
Ranma screams like a girl when Akane hirls him across the room into the floor.
THUMP
Ranma: ahhhh....
Akane: Maybe I should do to you what Kagome does to Inuyasha.
Ranma: Heh, next thing you know I'm your freakin' foot stool.
Akane: Not my foot stool my dojer.
Ranma: Urusai! (Shut up!)
Akane: Lick my ass baka.
Ranma: I don't do anal Akane...
Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump
Akane: Maybe I can use your head to put a hole in the floor so that I can get outta here.
(His leg twitches)
(Twitch, twitch...)
Chapter ended
Virgo Gurl: That's all for chappie 1.
Ranma: Why did I get beat up?
Akane: Cuz you're a dumb ass
Ranma: Suck my nuts.
Akane: I would if I could find them...
Virgo Gurl: ...uhm....just read and review!! i know it was short but it will get longer as i put up more chapters! Thanx again!