The episode opens up in front a two cabins that looks to be on Pahkitew Island. Someone had their back to the camera. The unknown man turned around ever so slowly to reveal the host we all know and love Chris McLean.
"Hello and welcome back Total Drama Fans!" Chris said. "It's been a while, what like 11 months I'd say, whatever it doesn't matter. What does matter is that where back and were large and in charge baby. Last time we left off we had a crazy redhead try and blow the island, and surprisingly it wasn't Izzy. We had a beatboxer, a annoying singer, and even a wizard." Chris laughed a little bit at that last part.
The camera cuts to Chris walking on the dock.
"But I some terrible news for you all. This will the last season of Total Drama…...EVER!" Chris said shouting the last part through a megaphone. " I know, I know it's a real shame but all good things must come to an end. But let's not worry about that right now let focus on what amazing stuff we have plan for this season.
The scene change once again as Chris is sitting down in mess hall with a hot coffee.
"This season were bring back only 20 players. Since people have complaining about how small the last cast was we decided to make it a little bigger just for you guys." Chris winks to the camera.
The scene change for the finally time to Chris standing on top of a cliff, similar to the giant cliff back in season one.
"Now you're probably wondering who we brought back. Well you'll be glad to know I've only brought back the best of the best, or at least the one's who actually accepted the invite. But you're not here to hear me talk about what's going to happen, why don't I show you on TOTAL...DRAMA…..SENDOFF."
(Theme Song)
The scene fades into black to Chris standing on the Dock of Shame awaiting his new victims.
"Welcome back." Chris said. Our twenty players are currently on way back to little old Pahkitew Island. Man we sure had some fun times on this island, and when I mean fun, I mean painful." Chris saids as he laugh at the camera.
"Anywho, I should probably mention how much cash they're playing for this time. Not one, not two, but three, yes three, Three Million Dollars! Chef! Bring out the cash." Chef comes off screen with a large metal briefcase and opens it.
"I don't get payed enough for this man." Chef saids.
"Hey, we all had to lower are pay just to get all the cash, so stop whining." Chris remarks.
"Yeah, everyone except you pretty boy!" Chef shouts.
"Well yeah duh, I'm the host I get a pass on the whole less pay thing." Chris saids.
"Whatever." Chef mumbles.
"Anyways." Chris says. "Are players should here any minute. Don't want to keep the audience waiting too long. Hey speaking of which, here comes are first player right now.
The shot cut to a rather large tug boat driven by a some ordinary looking guy. Sitting in the passenger seat was Brick who looked confused if this was at the right place.
"To start us us off is the cadet who scared of the dark and has bladder problems: Brick. Who even though was one of later seasons most physically fit players clocked out early cause Jo got Lightning to vote with her." Chris Narrated.
The boat arrived on shore and Brick stepped off.
"Hello Sir." Brick saids. "It's great to be back, sir."
"Brick my man, glad you could make it, hopefully you'll last longer and this time around." Chris said.
"I'll try my best not disappoint, Sir!" Brick said as he gave Chris a salute.
"At ease soldier." Chris says mockingly.
(Confessional: Brick)
"Its great to back here, I've made so many good memories on this island." Brick saids. "Well at least the one that didn't include Jo."
Brick walked to Chris's left to stand next to him
The second boat sailed towards the island. This one carrying Heather
Next up, it's the Miss Queen of Mean and Total Drama's first villain: Heather!" Chris announced.
"Really Chris, Queen of of Mean. Couldn't you have come up with some better nickname then that. I guess you're losing your touch, old man. Heather stated with a cocky grin.
"For one, I'm not old I'm only 31. And second, it was either Queen of Mean or Total Bitch." Chris said matter of factly.
"Psst whatever, let's just move this on so I can what other sorry suckers I'll playing against this time." Heather hissed.
(Confessional: Heather)
"Ughhhh! Sometimes I would why I keep coming back to this god forsaken show." Heather said
"Because this year's prize is THREE MILLION DOLLARS!" Chris shouted from outside the outhouse.
"Oh yeah….that's why" Heather sighed.
As Heather made her way to stand next to Brick, the cadet was trying to form a sentence to greet his fellow competitor.
Brick extended his hand to Heather. "Glad to make your acquaintance ma'am."
"Ewww back off bed wetter." Heather said.
The third boat come rather quickly after Heather's. This boat contained Sam.
"Next up is are mutant loving gamer: Sam!" Chris announced
Sams steps off the boat with gameguy in hand and greets Chris without looking up from his screen. "Hey Chris, how it's going man." Sam saids.
"Pretty good my man. Oh and before I forget I'll be taking that gameguy for now." Chris says, as he takes Sam's gameguy rather quickly.
"Hey! Not cool Chris." Sam cried
"Sorry man. Rules say you can't have it." Chris stated.
"Awww come on Chris, please don't take my games away again. I really don't want to go through what happen back in season four." Sam begged
Chris pondered the the idea of give Sam his gameguy back for a few seconds, then coming to a decision." You know what, since I'm in a good mood I'll let you have your game thing back, but you can't play it during challenges got it." Chris said as he tossed Sam's gameguy back to him.
Sam caught his gameguy before it the ground and sighed. "Thanks Chris, its means a lot."
"No problem." Chris said, looking as if he doesn't seem to care.
(Confessional: Sam)
"It was really nice of Chris to let me keep my gameguy, maybe Chris is gonna go easy on us on us this time around, hehehehe." Sam saids, going back to play his gameguy.
(Confessional: Chris)
"Let's set the record straight. I didn't give him back his game thing back out of the kindness of my heart. I just gave it to him cause I don't want him going through that weird game withdrawal thing. I'm gonna need him at full power this season, and believe me he's gonna need it." Chris saids.
Another tugboat, this time carrying Beth, approached the island.
"Next up, everyone's favorite geek wannabe and winner of Total Drama Action: Beth!" Chris announced.
Beth stepped off the boat.
"Hey Chris, how's it going." Beth aksed. "It's been soo…..oh hi Heather. I heard what happen what between you and Alejandro. I guess he went on to better things, and better people." Beth said mockingly.
"Oh bite it you little wannabe freak." Heather hissed. "For one, I'm the one who broke up with Alejandro, and two don't stick your little pig nose where it doesn't belong, got it. Heather said, while getting in Beth's face.
"Oh I'm not scared of you anymore Heather, so you can take you and your bad attitude off this island when you get voted off." Beth confidently said, while also getting in Heather's face.
"Over my dead hot dead body." Heather hissed
The argument got so bad Brick hid behind Sam, and Chris got in the middle of it to break them up. "Now, now let's save all this juicy drama until the show actually starts, ok. Chris said. Both girls just looked at each other and and turned away. "As long as Heather's on this island there won't be any peace." Beth said.
"Save it pig girl you're the one who started it." Heather said.
"Only cause you deserve it." Beth said.
Confessional(Beth)
"While it's so good to be back, I could do without Heather being here. The only reason I gave her such a hard time is cause I still might a tad mad about everything she does." Beth saids.?
Confessional(Heather)
"Ughhh! Who does that little freak thinks she talking to. Does she know who I am." Heather smirked." I guess I'll just have to remind her what happens when you mess with me. Oh and by the way I broke up with Al not the other way around. Handsome jerk." Heather saids while frowning
Another boat with Max inside it was seen coming to the dock
"Next, it's the slightly annoying self proclaimed evil genius: Max." Chris announced
"Yes, I have returned!" Max exclaims. "And if you thought I was evil before,then you will be baffled of how-"
"Yeah I'm stop you right there." Chris deadpanned. "Were on tight schedule and I'd not like to waste it on it you saying how evil you are. So take your evil and stand to my left." Chris said."Hmmmm I'll play your little game for now Chris, but know that's evil things are coming, very evil things indeed." Max said.
"Yeah I'm sure the evils just around the corner Max." Chris said mockingly
"Hey Chris, I thought you said only the best of the best were coming back." Heather said. "Hey, he made it passed the merge didn't he." Chris exclaimed, with Heather looking unconvinced. "Ok fine he was a last minute pickup what do you want from me!" Chris whined.
(Confessional: Max)
"I'll let that last comment that Chris said about me slide, I have more evil things to worry about. They will see, they will all see Muhahahahaha! I've been working on my evil laugh and I think it's coming along pretty well." Max states.
The next boat with Courtney inside it went over to the island.
"Everyone say hello to the Bossy CIT: Courtney." Chris announced.
"For one Chris, I am not bossy! And second now I'm a real counselor now, so no more CIT." Courtney said proudly
"Yeah, I don't care." Chris says with his cheesy smile. "As long as you give me and are loyal viewing some good entertainment I don't care if you're a counselor or not." Chris said matter of factly.
"Oh Chris, aren't you a charmer." Courtney said sarcastically. "Thanks, I try my hardest." Chris said not getting the sarcasm.
"Come on can you guys move this along, I don't want to stand on this dumb dock all day. I have better things to do you know." Heather said.
"Heather, it's always a treat to see you." Courtney saids as she extends her hand for a handshake. Heather stare at Courtney hand. "What's your game CIT?" Heather said. Oh nothing. Just thought I show you some kindness after the whole Alejandro thing, it must have been hard when he dumped you." Courtney said.
"For the last time I was one who dumped him got it!" Heather shouted.
Courtney defensively puts her hands up. "Sorry did I strike a nerve." Courtney said mockingly.
Courtney walks to where Sam is and introduces herself. "Hello I'm Courtney, and I'll forward to competing with you." Courtney greeted. "Uhh same to you to." Sam saids
(Confessional: Courtney)
"Seen as I'm forced to be here due to my contract I might as well make the most of it. I'm trying to choose my friends and enemies wisely this time around, and seeing as how I just put Heather on the spot. I'd say I'm choosing very poorly." Courtney sighs. "But I wonder who Chris is bring back. Here's to hoping it's not people I don't want to deal with."?
The next boat arrived containing Noah.
"Here comes Total Drama's Favorite Bookworm: Noah!" Chris announced.
Noah hopped off the boat.
"Oh Chris, I didn't know I was your favorite." Noah said mockingly.
"Oh no your not my favorite, you're a fan favorite." Chris said matter of factly. "Personally I can't stand you, but since the fans love you so much. We couldn't leave you out."
"Hmm seems likes your audience has good taste." Noah said smugly.
"Don't let it go to your head, I'm still the number one reason are loving fans are still coming back to even watch this show." Chris said.
"Yeah, Chris you keep telling yourself that ." Noah said
Noah walked by Chris to wait for the rest of the contestants next to Brick.
"Hey there. I saw you on Total Drama World Tour, and I thought you had a real shot of winning, to bad Al got the better of you." Brick said.
"Uhh thanks?" Noah said
(Confessional: Noah)
"So here I am, again. When am I going to learn my lesson and stop coming back here. I've been on way better and way safer reality show then this. But that Brick guy who talked to me seems like an alright guy, besides the fact he has a bladder problem." Noah sighs and looks to the ground. "Why am I friends with all the weirdos."
The next quickly dropped off at very grumpy looking Gwen
"Next up is Total Drama's very own boyfriend stealer: Gwen!" Chris announced.
Gwen immediately went up to Chris and pulled on his shirt collar so she could talk to him face to face.
"Now you listen here Chris." Gwen hissed. " I'm not in the best of moods since I have to be on this crappy island again, so if you keep messing with me kiss your kiwi's goodbye, got it."
Chris was nodding furiously.
"Good then we should have no problems." Gwen said as she walked to stand next to Noah. No one dared to say say anything to Gwen after the stunt she just pulled, even Heather wasn't ready to test her."
As Chris was getting himself together after that little incident the next boat came and dropped of Duncan.
Next up Is Total Drama veteran and the guy who blew my cottage: Duncan! Chris said.
Surprisingly Duncan had nothing to say as he just walk past Chris before Chris had a chance to say some things to him.
Then Courtney scoffed as she began to speak. "Did you really have to bring back that orge out of everyone, really." Courtney said as she looked quite annoyed.
"Nice to see you too princess." Duncan said mockingly
"For one don't call me princess, and two, as soon as I get the chance I'm getting your punk butt off this crappy island." Courtney said.
"Well to be honest Princess, I'd like to see you try. Not like I really care either way." Duncan shrugged.
Before Courtney had time to say something back, Chris interjected.
"Both of you, I know you might have some beef with each but save until the show starts were really on a tight time limit so both of you zip it, and Duncan come stand to my right."
They both shut up and Duncan went to stand on Chris's right.
"Anywho." Chris said. Let's meet our next contestant
The next Tugboat came and dropped off Dawn.
"Next is another fan favorite, the creepy moonchild: Dawn!" Chris announced.
"Hello Christopher, I see you've cleaned up the island." Dawn said with delight. "I do hope you respect mother nature this time around."
"Oh Dawn, oh naive little Dawn." Chris said while putting a hand on her shoulder. "I can't wait for you to see what I have in store for guys and mother nature."
Dawn sighed. "I can see in your arua that you nasty and vile as ever."
"Whatever, just go and stand behind me with the others so we can this show on the road." Chris saids.
"As you wish." As Dawn went to go join her fellow campers she stood next to Duncan and was staring at him closely. "Uh can I help you fairy princess ." Duncan asked eyeing the small girl.
"Sorry, it's just while your aura is kind of grim, I can see a few shades of pink, which show you have somewhat of a soft side." Dawn stated
"Hey, nothing about me is soft or pink, got it. I'm bad to the bone girly." Duncan said.
"If that's what you want believe then I can not stop you from doing so." Dawn replied.
(Confessional: Dawn)
"There's something more that's on Duncan mind that I can't quite figure out. I don't know why it bothers me so much, I guess it's just second nature for me to worry about others. Oh I do hope I can talk to Duncan more, while he may seem a little rough around the edges I swear I can sense some good in him."
The next tugboat can be seen in the distance about to reach the dock
"Next up on the list is another fan favorite, it's the geeky casanova who placed third in Total Drama World Tour: Cody!" Chris announced.
Cody stepped of the boat as it speed off into the sunset
"Hey Cody how life been treatin you." Chris asked. "I don't see Sierra anywhere in the area so I probably guess pretty good."
"For one, Sierra doesn't do that stuff anymore since we made the agreement and two, life's been treating somewhat normally well for me for the most part. You know, besides all the messages I get on Bookface, I've had to get a new passwords eight times in the last 2 months!" Cody said.
Gwen heard people talk, since she was curious she looked up to see her friend Cody. She ran up to him without even thinking and gave him a big hug.
Cody was taken back by this for a second then returned the hug as he began to speak.
"Hey Gwen, I guess you got dragged into the last season too." Cody said with a smile on his face.
"Yeah well I'm not to happy about it, but at least your here so I'll have someone to talk to while I'm stuck here." Gwen said."Oh and why didn't you answer any of your text messages from last week, jerk." Gwen asked as she playfully punch his arm.
"Sorry sorry, last week was really busy for me as I had to do a couple things that needed my attention for the time being." Cody responded
Before Gwen had time to say anything Chris interjected.
"Hey, do I have to keep reminding you people were on a tight schedule! Come on, move it or lose it people!" Chris shouted through his megaphone.
Cody and Gwen complied as they walked and talked on there way behind Chris to wait for the next camper. But unknowing to them Courtney was giving a mighty glare their way.
(Confessional: Cody)
"I never thought I'd say this, but it's great to be back on the island." Cody said. "Since me and Gwen live pretty far awhile from each we only get to hang out in person every so often. But we usually facetime or text for the most part, and for through who think there's something going on between use, there isn't trust me." Cody sighs. "I mean I might still have a crush on, but I don't want it to ruin our friendship, I'll guess I'll come across that bridge again some othertime."
(Confessional: Courtney)
"Ughh, how come when she sees that little perverted nerd she goes to give him a greeting and a hug. But when she see's me, she doesn't even acknowledge my existence!" Courtney shouted. "You'd think after seven months a person would learn to forgive and forget, and I mean I've said sorry more time then I could count. What does that girl want from me."
The next boat came and dropped off Lightning.
"Next up, everyone's not so favorite meathead jock and runner-up of Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Lightning!" Chris announced.
Lightning hopped off the boat and started to flex his muscles.
"Sha-bam suckers! The Lightning back and this time he came here to win." Lightning said.
"Lightning, always the showoff aren't we, anyway come stand behind me and wait for the other contestants." Chris said.
Lightning nodded and made his way to the back with everyone else
The next tugboat came past and dropped off not one, not two, but four more contestants
Up next, all past contestants that competed on the last season before this, the pageant queen, the all-star athlete, the germaphobe who got his heart on camera, and the wannabe me: Sugar, Sky, Dave, and Topher." Chris announced
The first one step off the boat was Dave, and he looked quite annoyed as he walked up to Chris. "What the hell Chris! How come everyone else got there boat to ride and out of all the people you could have choose to ride with me, it had to be the person who made me look like a laughing stock in front of all of Canada!" Dave shouted.
Chris put his hand above his head defensively. "Now in my defence….it was worldwide, not just in Canada.
Dave looked like he was about to explode in rage, while glaring at Chris. "I hate you, so much."
"You and everyone else here, just come and stand behind me." Chris said
As Dave walked behind Chris, Sky, Topher, Sugar all steps off the boat as they were gathering their belongs.
"You guys really have to bring all that stuff, I mean isn't it a bit unnecessary." Sky asked as she gestured to huge amount of suitcases Topher and Sugar had combined compared to her one duffle bag.
"Over course this is all necessary." Sugar responded. "I had to make sure that I look my best fer all of my fans!
"Yeah, I agree with her one hundred percent." Topher added. "I had to bring my all my body care products to make sure I look my best for the camera, and beside if I ever want to host anything I got to look my best…. but I guess you were never one to care about your looks." Topher mumbled the last part.
"What was that." Sky said as she glared
"Uh nothing, nothing at all." Topher said panicking
"I'm pretty sure he said you'd was as ugly as a junebug in a pile of shit." Sugar said obviously to the whole situation.
Chris happy with the amount of drama stop situation as they were on a time crunch. "Even though I'm loving this, again were on a time crunch so Sky, Topher, and Sugar, please come and stand behind me."
After the group of three made their way behind Chris and final and last tugboat came dropped off the last competitors
Alrighty last and surely not least, we have the uber-geek, the jersey shore reject, little miss sunshine, and the cut throat jockette: Harold, Anne Marie, Zoey, and Jo." Chris narrated
The first ones to exit the boat were Harold and Anne Marie, as Anne Marie was trying to cover her ears from Harold and his "fun facts".
"And did you know that Giraffes tongues can be up to 20 inches long which is thought to help protect them from the frequent sun exposure." Harold stated.
Oh my god do you ever stop, you bozo! Anne Maria shouted before pulling a can of hairspray out of her poof and spraying it all over Harold's face.
"Huhk, huhk." Harold coughed. "Gosh, it in my eyes, it's burns so much! Harold cried.
Jo exited the tugboat next, who was follow shortly after by Zoey.
"Out of the way stringbean." Jo said as she shoved Harold in the water.
Zoey hurried to the side of the dock and pulled Harold out of the water.
Oh my god! Are you okay, can you breath. Zoey ask worriedly.
"Yeah, at least the water got the chemicals out of my eyes. Harold answered.
Meanwhile Duncan could be seen laughing in the background as he watched the events take place. " Hahaha man that was so good, you shoulda seen the look on the dweebs face, nice one." He said as he high fived Jo.
As everyone was finally on the dock Chris turned around to face the camper, took a deep breath and began to speak."Well now that everyone's here let's waste to time anytime….cause this season is going to be the best one yet. Chris smirks darkly " Find out what the teams will be, and what brutal challenge I have have in store for are campers right here on TOTAL...DRAMA...SENDOFF!
The music starts and Four spotlights and cameras come out of the grass then from a tree, the last two knocking down a beaver and a squirrel. Then a clapperboard clamps down, and the camera starts moving through forest past Chris sipping on a coffee
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, you guys are on my mind
(The camera moves up the mountain side at a very fast pace guiding through sever pine trees and wildlife until it reaches the top. When the camera reaches the cliff face then jumps into the water landing in a hoop as it goes in the water)
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see,
(Cody is currently underwater trying to swim away from fang, when all of a sudden Heather come in on a motorboat and smacks fang on the nose with a paddle. As she pulls Cody onto the she has a worried looked on her face, but before she could have said anything Fang was chomp onto to the motor of the boat making the whole thing explode send Cody and Heather soaring through the air)
I wanna be famous.
(Its cuts to Dave and Sky arguing with each other somewhere in the forest when someone from above throws a balloon filled with honey on top of both of them, and as Dave runs to the nearest bathroom screaming like a girl Sky just sighs and looks above to see where the honey came from. The shot cuts to Duncan on top of a cliff laughing at his prank but then Dawn tugs on his ear as she motions for him to go down the mountain)
I wanna live close to the sun,
(Jo and Lightning are rock climbing on opposite sides of a waterfall when out nowhere when Cody falls on top of Jo and Heather falls onto of Lightning and they all fall into the water below screaming.)
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won
(Harold is seen showing a uninteresting Anne Maria his Karate move on a log)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day.
(Dave, with the honey still all over his face, knocks Harold and Anne Maria over sending them into the water below as he's running blindingly across the log failing his arms around until he runs into the outhouse confessional knocking Zoey out of it)
Cause, I wanna be famous!
(Chef is whistling innocently while stirring what seems to be a pot of green sludge, then glares back at Sam because his gameguy is making too much noise so he takes his gameguy and throws it in the pot of green sludge. The shots cuts to Beth sitting next to Sam patting him on the back as Sam has a sad look on his face)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
(Noah is seen on pier read a book while on top of Bricks back as he's doing push-ups)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Further on the pier we can see Max laughing evilly in front of the camera until Sugar pushes him off the dock so she can have the spotlight. Before she speaks she farts and has a sheepish grin on her out of embarrassment)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(We finally fade into the campfire in the night, where everyone is seated. We then get a close up of Courtney and Gwen blushing towards one another as their faces get closer, until Topher ruins the moment as he gets right into the camera face as he wants to be in spotlight. Pissed at Topher, Courtney kicks him in the kiwis. Everyone, but Topher and Courtney whistle tune with a disturbed looks on their faces as the watched what happened to Topher. The camera zooms out show the whole cast, including Chris, and the title Total Drama Sendoff)
Author's Note: God this took me so long to write as this is my first time writing anything to be honest. I expect for there to be some error in my spelling but i made sure to go back and check just to make sure. But besides that I'm glad to be working on this and i hope you enjoy this as I had fun writing this, there are going to be some new relations in this fic, as some are more obvious than other as I'm as subtle as a brick wall so yeah XD. But tell me what you think as I would love any criticism, good or bad, but until next time my lovely.