(A/N: SSJ2Silven here! Okay, i know this is pretty cliché, but I wanted to make a Gohan high school fiction considering almost all of the ones I had read people have forgotten to finish. So this is AU: No Saiyaman and no Buu. Maybe romance if my reviewers suggest it. So please enjoy the first installment of "Is This High School Or Hell?")

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Six years after the death of Cell, and the world has come down to a time of peace. All of the Z Fighters have gone back to living normal lives, even the Son family. They may have lost Goku, but that doesn't mean they've lost our hope at still being a family. Gohan, Goten and Chi Chi have been well off, but Gohan has a feeling his life is about to get tough.

Chapter 1: You Are Going to High School, Gohan!

"GOHAN~!" A small voice chimed loudly "It's time to get up Gohan! Mom said I can't eat breakfast until you do, so get ready! My tummy is rumbling!" the small boy with raven spiky hair kept bouncing on Gohan's stomach until he woke up.

Gohan got up slowly and set the young boy on the floor gently. "Hey there Goten." Gohan said in sleep intoxicated voice.

"Hurry up!" Goten just started jumping more and more until Gohan stopped him by placing his hand on the young one's head.

"Okay Goten, but you have to leave so I can get ready." Gohan smiled at Goten, who finally left the room. 'I wonder what time it is…Oh crap! School starts in less an hour! I have to hurry!' Gohan hurried through his shower and changing, not only so he isn't late, but also that Goten might eat his food.

When he finished, he got dressed into the outfit his mother picked out: A black vest over a white long-sleeved shirt, and red pants. The outfit didn't appeal to him, but he wore it anyway. 'At least it'll cover my muscles' he thought. He finished getting dressed and ran downstairs just as his mother was putting his 15th and last plate of eggs, bacon and sausage on the table. He glared at an oblivious Goten, who was mesmerized by Gohan's food. Gohan downed his 15 plates in less than two minutes and massaged his stomach. He grabbed his satchel and took to the skies.

"Be good for Mom, Goten! Help her around the house while I'm gone! Bye Mom!" Gohan shouted back to them as he started on his quest towards Satan City. It would take one of the most high-tech Capsule Corp. jet to get to his school in five hours, but by flying at his own speed would take five minutes, at most. But during these five minutes he remembered how his mother got him to go to school.

~Flashback~

Gohan was sitting in the living room after a nice afternoon of sparring with Goten trying to relax, but Chi-Chi had something else in mind.

"Gohan! I have something important to tell you!" Chi-Chi said, sounding more excited than she had in a long time.

"Yeah, what is it? Did Bulma give you more money so you could go buy me and Goten more books?" Gohan chuckled at his sarcasm only to be silenced by the Frying Pan of Doom that seemingly came out of nowhere and be set down on the table where Chi-Chi was.

"As I was saying, I have enrolled you into one the top recommended school in the world, Orange Star High School! Isn't that great?" Chi-Chi exclaimed, joy pounding adrenaline into her viens.

"Mom, that's not great! I don't want to hang around a bunch of stupid teenagers! Why?" Gohan retaliated, becoming frustrated with his mother. 'Why the hell would she do this to me?!' Gohan thought.

"Gohan, I did it because you have been sheltered your whole life and I want to make some friends of your own age. You might even meet a sweet girl who will bear me grandbabies!" Chi-Chi squealed at the thought of being a grandmother.

"Do I have to go Mom?" Gohan whined as if he were still a four-year old child.

"You are going to High School! And that's final!" Chi-Chi cackled evilly as she left the room, leaving behind her confused mess of an eldest son.

~End Flashback~

'Looking back at it now, I'm surprised Mom could be that conniving' Gohan smirked, his saiyan side showing. He was brought out of his thoughts when he heard gun shots in the distance. 'That sounds like it's from 3 kilometers away.' Gohan flew towards the gunshots, but noticed it was from Satan City

He stopped and landed a few blocks away but with his saiyan hearing, he was practically at the crime scene. He powered up to super saiyan, but then realized a flaw in his plan. 'I don't want anyone to recognize me, but they could identify me from my clothes.' He pondered his options when a familiar voice rang in his head, making him jump five feet in the air.

'Be on your guard next time, Gohan. Remember when I taught you how to materialize clothing? That should help with your dilemma.' Piccolo's voice, to Gohan, was just as comforting as having a full-body massage.

'Thanks Piccolo! I haven't heard from you in a few years! Can I talk to you when I get into class?' Gohan chimed, brimming with happiness.

'Of course. As long as you come and spar with me after you get out of that school thing.' Piccolo bargained, knowing that his pupil-turned best friend wouldn't say no.

'I would love to, Piccolo! I need a good, challenging spar.' Gohan said wearing the trademark Son grin. 'I'll talk to you later Piccolo, so clear up your schedule for me!' and with that, Gohan cut off their link and materialized a gi that was similar to his father's, but with the colors reversed: a blue gi with an orange undershirt and wristbands, then he flew off to stop the robbers.

Gohan landed safely, but the police chief and the whole force were shocked that a teenage boy, that had golden hair and appeared to be engulfed in a golden fire, had come down in the middle of the robbery.

"Young man!" the police chief called out "You must get out of here! We don't need anyone else getting hurt!" he pointed to an ambulance that had an officer on a stretcher with blood turning his navy blue uniform turn black.

"How did he get hurt?" Gohan asked, his voice turned cold with anger.

"He tried to bargain with them to release their hostage, but got shot when he gave them the money. Their hostage is Videl, and they have her all chained up! But you need to leave, boy!" The chief was in tears knowing that their only hope was being held against her will.

'Those bastards!' Gohan's saiyan side was coming out and he was so livid, that instead of opening the doors, he ripped them off their hinges and tossed them down behind him. He slowly strode into the bank, and locked onto the pathetic ki of each and every one of the robbers.

"You bastards need to let the girl go! This is the final warning, so if you don't give up now, be prepared to face your worst nightmare!" Gohan was glaring and shouting at the robbers, making them all quiver, but the one who was in front of the hostage thought he could stand up to the golden-haired boy.

"You can't tell me what to do, you fucker! Just go burn in hell!" the robber fired all the rounds from his M-16, only to find that the boy wasn't injured in the least.

"This is supposed to hurt me?" Gohan's dark voice frightened the man stiff, but he fainted when he saw that the boy had caught all the bullets with his bare hand. "You are the one that should just burn in hell!" he walked up to the man and knocked him out with a punch to the abdomen, and turned to the other robbers, causing them all to become paralyzed with fear. Before anyone could blink, all the robbers were on the ground clutching their legs, writhing in pain. "Be lucky I didn't break your damn necks." Gohan noticed the girl, and to not scare her, he stayed in super saiyan but he calmed down to his normal, sweet self. He untied her and removed the gag that was in her mouth.

"Wow! How did you do that? You saved me!" the girl stood up and faced him "I would've taken them all out, but they had the numbers-"She was cut from her sentence when the boy lifted her over his shoulder and draped the robbers over his arms and walked outside.

When they got outside, Gohan set the robbers down by the paramedics and took Videl over to the police chief

"What the hell happened in there Videl?" The chief asked her, once Gohan set her down.

"This boy; somehow, saved me." She pointed to Gohan, who was already in the sky.

"Be safe!" Gohan shouted as he flew away. 'I'm going to be late if I don't hurry.' Gohan thought while he was flying. 'Oh, I need to change again.' He materialized the outfit his mom picked out and changed back to his base form.

The chief looked at Videl with a look of confusion that said 'Who is he and how in the hell did he do that?' but Videl wasn't sure either and just shrugged her shoulders.

"I have to get going or else I'll be late for school. Bye!" Videl took a capsule out of her pocket. She clicked the button and a yellow jet copter with "Mr. Satan" on the side came out. She started up her jet copter and took off, heading towards her school.

(A/N: Okay. How was that? Please review so I can improve on my writing! Thanks for reading and possibly reviewing!)

~ Until Next Time!