Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns everything to do with Twilight, I'm just playing with the characters.

Contains swearing and throughout the story maybe some lemons.

Chapter 1

"Paul!" I snap my head around to see Jared walking towards me, he usually leaves me alone when I'm up here but clearly decided against it today. I turned away from him to look back at the view over the cliff of First Beach, lived here all my life and still couldn't get used to the beauty of what the sunset looked like over the ocean. Of course, I'd never actually admit that to anyone. "Paul, man… don't jump… don't leave me with Sam!" I smile spread across my face at his corniness and grinned even farther when I heard a smack over the back of his head and a small ow.

"I'm not that bad, wanker." Sam playfully growled at him while I walked over to them after a final glance at the ocean. I knew why Jared was slagging off Sam. Ever since he imprinted on Emily, she was his thoughts non-stop and we've even saw our fair share of what goes on the bedroom and everywhere in the house in their case. Now, we didn't mind but Sam did and snarled at us every time we made a small sarcastic comment on his sex life and it has been that way for 6 months. As we walked back to Emily's I was in my own world and barely listened to Sam and Jared bantering with each other. I was having trouble deciding what to do with myself tonight as it was my night off. Jared had missed one of his patrols and was being punished by running double shift this afternoon and evening. So I was planning on doing something fun while I can, probably starting with a girl. I'm a male and I can't help myself and as everyone in La Push says, I'm Paul Fucking Lahote. I ain't settling down anytime soon or never and I am able to roam free. Free Will and all that, I wasn't complaining.

I mechanically sat down in one of chairs at Emily's grabbing a muffin straight off the plate and ate in two bites. One of the sides of the wolf, we can eat like horses and probably could eat a horse whole after as well. I was slowly bought back to the present by a hand waving in front of my face and someone saying 'Paul'.

"What?" I growled at Jared. He raised his hands up in surrender and shook his head. "You've been in Paul Land for the walk back, we've tried getting your attention, you know? What's on your mind, Pauly?" I rolled my eyes at the nickname. I girl I was seeing in senior of high school before I turned into a freaking werewolf and left her had called me it, no matter how many times I begged and pleaded she wouldn't stop. Jared, being the best friend he is, hadn't stopped calling me it since. I'm even under Pauly on his cell phone.

"Nothing, just trying to figure out what to do tonight. Pick a girl from the movies or just sleep till I can no more"

"You mean till you have to patrol at 6 tomorrow morning." Sam grinned at me. I knew, I hadn't been let off easy.

"That's your patrol, Sammy boy!" I shouted cheerfully and threw a muffin at his head so fast, it hit him square in the forehead. He looked shocked for a split second before throwing it right back at me. This went on for a few minutes before Emily skillfully caught it in mid-air after I had retaliated again.

"Enough, you bunch of kids! Honestly! This is my kitchen and if you're going to play with your food then I won't be feeding you again!" She narrowed her eyes at Sam and glared, "Including you!" Sam widened his eyes in shock at his fiancé before looking at me. We both hung our heads and mumbled audible apologies to her. Jared just looked like he was ready to fall over laughing at how she handled us until Emily turned her glare on him and quickly followed suit hanging his head too. As soon as we heard her footsteps leave the room and go upstairs to the bathroom and the shower turn on. We all looked up at each other and burst out laughing.

"Looks like you won't be getting lucky tonight, mate!" I laughed farther as Sam face fell and he sighed. "All for throwing a muffin at each other. I'd love to see what she'd do if you actually did anything wrong!" We quieted down after a few minutes to catch our breath. I looked at the clock on the wall to see that it was half 4 and made my way to the front door as Sam shouted: "Don't forget, patrol at 6! No later!" I waved my hand in the air to say I heard him and jumped into my Chevy truck to head home to shower. It appears, I made my choices to go to a movie after all. Though I don't intend to watch the movie.