Hiei's Puppy
By Jabber-Nut
Nut: Hi and welcome to my second YuYu Hakusho fanfic! (Throws confetti)
Shawlynn: Yes, she does keep track.
Semi-Somethin': Well, its healthy I guess.
Nut: Thanks you two... I think...
Shawlynn: The Nut does not own YuYu Hakusho! Only the story, any characters that don't show up in the series or objects.
Semi-Somethin': Enjoy and review! )
Chapter 1
The bee!
The dawn was bitter and cold. Frost gathered on every things surface. It was a perfect setting for a particular fire demon that loved cold mornings. Hiei walked down the street with his hands in his pockets starring at the ground. It was Monday morning. People, that woke up before four thirty, put out their trash cans for the trash guy to come take it so they wouldn't have to waste time going to the dump. One person was careless and forgot to put a trash lid on one of their cans. The lid was sitting right by the can so Hiei decided since he had nothing better to do, he would put the lid on. He walked over to the can and looked in to make sure no cats had got into it. There were no cats. He picked up the lid was cold and looked brand new. He shrugged and put the lid on, then he heard a bark. A small yip kind of bark. He picked up the lid again to see if he missed a little black puppy. Nope. Nothing was at the bottom. 'You're losing it.' he said to himself putting the lid back. He heard the bark again. He went and opened the trash can next to the first one. He looked inside and a very angry demon bee came out.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" yelled the bee in it's annoying bee voice.
"Sorry, thought I heard something coming from this trash can." explained the calm fire demon.
"Well, you heard wrong pal! Now put the lid on before I sting you in the butt!"
"You know, for something so small, you sure demand a lot from someone 233 times your size." Hiei slammed the lid and the bee starred.
"I meant with me in it!" exclaimed the bee landing on Hiei's nose.
"Won't you suffocate in there?" Hiei wondered not taking his hand off the lid.
"No! I carved a hole in the side for oxygen to get through!"
"Why can't you go in through in though the hole?"
"Its only for oxygen! Are you that dense?"
"I should be asking you the same thing." The bee looked puzzled by Hiei's comment. Seeing this I'm confused face he decided to explain. "Why would you carve a hole that you couldn't get in and out of?"
"Um... good question. Why didn't I?" asked the bee turning around still on Hiei's nose. "Oh well, now open the trash can so I can gorge myself with trash!"
Hiei sweat dropped. "I didn't know bees ate trash."
"They don't. I find trash a delicacy!"
"Look around. How many trash cans are out here this morning?"
"A lot! But it's hard to find the taste that just right."
"Okay, then here you go." Hiei lifted the lid and the bee flew over the open space.
"Thank you, and good night sir!" the bee buzzed down and faded into the dark abyss of the can.
'I was reduced to talking to a bee! Now where did those barks come from.' Hiei closed the trash can and walked over to the last one. He lifted the lid. A white plastic bag wiggled and stopped when it heard the lid come off. Hiei starred at it for a while then got confused. Then it barked. "Whoa! That's a puppy! Hang on little guy!" Hiei lifted the bag (the only thing in the can) and put it on the ground. He quickly drew his sword and cut off the knot at the beginning of the bag. He unraveled the bag over the puppy's body. The puppy sat up and blinked at Hiei. Clouds gathered and thunder roared not too far to the south. "Looks like a storm is coming." The puppy barked gaining back Hiei's attention. The puppy seemed to be a Basset Hound Golden Retriever mix because of its gray and black spotted tail. The gray crossed over into a gold color near his hind legs and basically his body was his Retriever side. His head was golden brown with black floppy ears off to the side and his blue eyes were still puppy like. "What?" he asked the puppy knowing he wouldn't answer. Hiei heard a familiar buzzing sound near his ears. Then he knew it was the trash bee. He turned his whole body to the left and stopped the bee in it's tracks.
"How did you get out of the trash can?"
"I came out trough the oxygen hole." answered the bee.
"I thought you couldn't get out that hole."
"I lied. By the way, my name is Sars."
"I'm Hiei."
Sars noticed the puppy. "Who is this?"
"Hiei searched the puppy's neck for a collar while he licked Hiei's hand. "I don't know. The owners were smart enough to take off his collar."
"I sense rain!" shouted Sars flying into a fold in Hiei's scarf as the storm roared over head. It started raining hard right off the bat.
Hiei picked up the mix and started walking the way to Yusuke's house. "Yusuke will keep you until I find a good home for you."
End
Nut: Hope you liked it! Yeah... I thought Hiei needed a companion that isn't human.
Shawlynn: She's weird that way.
Nut: Why do I even bother telling you to shut up... you never will!
Shawlynn: Got that right! (Starts argument on shutting up)
Semi-Somethin': R&R please... she will read them when she's done fighting.
(Gone in a flash!)