YOSHI HATERS
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a/n:yoshi bashing has gone too far.time for me,the
yoshi prince,and yoshi himself to get a little revenge..
YOSHI SUCKS!!!!!!!said a stupid anti yoshi guy said before getting his head sliced off by a blood stained ax.
The eternal darkness:that's what you get for saying yoshi sucks.asshole.
the yoshi prince:aw,crap.
The eternal darkness:wha?
The yoshi prince:there are swarms of yoshi haters around us. The eternal darkness:damn!well,theres only one person we can count on. The yoshi prince:who?
The eternal darkness:yoshi.here(gives him cell phone)dial 76-83-92.thats his cell phone number. The yoshi prince:k(dials number)
*yoshis island*
*yoshi is relaxing on a beach when his cell phone rings*
yoshi:(picks up cell phone)hello?
The yoshi prince:hello?is this yoshi?
Yoshi:yes.
The yoshi prince:good.listen.come to the anti yoshi club imeddetly.and bring whatever you got. Yoshi:k
the yoshi prince:bye
yoshi:bye
*both the yoshi prince and yoshi put down their cell phones* the eternal darkness:what did he say?
The yoshi prince:he says hell be here right awa-*gets cut off by the wall getting smashed down by yoshi* the eternal darkness:hmm.he got here quick. Anti yoshi guy:ohhh.look its yoshi.im so scared.is he gonna swallow me? Another anti yoshi:lets kill him!
Yoshi:actually youll be the ones who are killed.
Anti yoshi guy:how the hell are you gonna do that?
Yoshi:with..(pulls out a bazokka)THIS!
Anti yoshi people:*gulp*
narrator:as the battle raged on.the eternal darkness killed anti yoshi people with his ax.the yoshi prince by using his hands and a pocket knife to cut them open and tare their orgins out,and yoshi by using his bazokka to blow up anti yoshi people.in the end.the eternal darkness,the yoshi prince,and yoshi won.there was no more yoshi haters in the world.only yoshi lovers.
The end
YOSHI SUCKS!!!!!!!said a stupid anti yoshi guy said before getting his head sliced off by a blood stained ax.
The eternal darkness:that's what you get for saying yoshi sucks.asshole.
the yoshi prince:aw,crap.
The eternal darkness:wha?
The yoshi prince:there are swarms of yoshi haters around us. The eternal darkness:damn!well,theres only one person we can count on. The yoshi prince:who?
The eternal darkness:yoshi.here(gives him cell phone)dial 76-83-92.thats his cell phone number. The yoshi prince:k(dials number)
*yoshis island*
*yoshi is relaxing on a beach when his cell phone rings*
yoshi:(picks up cell phone)hello?
The yoshi prince:hello?is this yoshi?
Yoshi:yes.
The yoshi prince:good.listen.come to the anti yoshi club imeddetly.and bring whatever you got. Yoshi:k
the yoshi prince:bye
yoshi:bye
*both the yoshi prince and yoshi put down their cell phones* the eternal darkness:what did he say?
The yoshi prince:he says hell be here right awa-*gets cut off by the wall getting smashed down by yoshi* the eternal darkness:hmm.he got here quick. Anti yoshi guy:ohhh.look its yoshi.im so scared.is he gonna swallow me? Another anti yoshi:lets kill him!
Yoshi:actually youll be the ones who are killed.
Anti yoshi guy:how the hell are you gonna do that?
Yoshi:with..(pulls out a bazokka)THIS!
Anti yoshi people:*gulp*
narrator:as the battle raged on.the eternal darkness killed anti yoshi people with his ax.the yoshi prince by using his hands and a pocket knife to cut them open and tare their orgins out,and yoshi by using his bazokka to blow up anti yoshi people.in the end.the eternal darkness,the yoshi prince,and yoshi won.there was no more yoshi haters in the world.only yoshi lovers.
The end