So I decided to do quotes from LOTR. If you havent read My Doctor Who one then I need to mention that I got the idea for this from a video series on youtube called google translate sings. they are great so you deffently should check them out! but for now heres some quotes from LOTR that i put through multipul layers of Google Translate.

Disclaimer:

I do not own LOTR, it is owned by the Tolkin family

Original: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

Google translate: And I see in life. Another is simply untrue. What we face in the world, the devil, and the face of war, and Frodo weirder. Telephone currently iron. If so, do not want. But it is not good.

Original: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

Google translate:You can not move! I Anorak hidden in the fire, gun owner. Cooking dark soul, you do not get! I would like to return to the shadows. Please!

Original: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Google Translate: He did not Mordor. Black Moon is less vulnerable to failure. That in itself is fine, a good night's sleep. It's shame, dirt and ash, steam fire in the air we breathe, newspapers and magazines. Thousands, tens of thousands. What does this mean?

Original:The precious will be ours... once the hobbitses are dead!

Google translate:Hobbit time ... we will be more expensive!

Original:From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.

Google Translate:From the ashes of a fire produces loss proyzrastet.Nóż crown king

Original:Well this is unheard of! An elf will go underground, when a dwarf dare not! I'd never hear the end of it.

Google translate:The first time! Xorrobay problem, you can get under it! I think in the end the publ

Original: Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Google translate:Ten Hou then, Mr. Donner Grond Wang Zhu miss! Bridge September Gonda van Rohan! In addition, Noah Laatta KAN JY Vrees van all the friends who want to distribute Verstand Watt misluk Wanneer comedy selflessly Wat Ara friends you want to stop them all. Shield Mr. Van Van resessie ineenstorting age gebreekte! Today! Waltz today! Watt willingly treasure every day, Western Donner Waltz sea Goed van

Original: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

Google Translate: War ... and the world.