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Urahara's Game

Oneshot (My first so shoot me if it's bad!)

"This is supposed to be just a game!" Ichigo screams to Rukia looking through a golden coloured treasure box. He picks up a slick black pistol with a mugen symbol engraved on the grip and loads it.

"How did I know Urahara had a game that tried to kill you!?" Rukia replies, picking up a solid white pair of chakrams.

"How? How?! You know how Urahara is!! Of course he'd come up with some messed up game!!!!" Ichigo screams at her huffing.

Hisaki laughs pushing her raven hair out of her eyes, "You're funny! Of course Ki-kun's like that!!"

Urahara smacks her in the back of the head, "Hey don't call me Ki-kun already!!!"

"But it's fun!!!" She says picking up two sais with black blades and blue handles.

"Why's that?" He glares at her.

"Because you overreact all the times," She giggles as he wounders if he should slap her.

He sighs, "I give up," He throws his hands up. "Anyways begin your fight," He says leaving.

"Ok!!" She grins showing little Kenpachi like fangs as her icy-blue eyes twinkle. She instantly goes after Rukia slicing Rukia's stomach as she flashes in front of her. Hisaki ducks spinning as she trips Rukia and kicks her away. "Ready Ichi-kun?" She says in a slightly seductive voice with a purr. Ichigo's face flames as he mumbles steppng back.

"D-do I have to shoot?" Ichigo stutters.

She grins, :Of course how else do you plan to get out of this fight?"

Ichigo says trailing off, "I was hoping not to fight at all............."

Hisaki smiles slowly walking up to him, "Oh really?"

"Of course!" He huffs adverting his eyes.

"Ok!" She purrs she says dragging her sai across his chest just butting his shirt as she leans forward holding the ther sai to his neck, "I win." She nips his ear before leaning back laughing at his red face. Rukia stood up whiping off the fake blood, "Good job Ru-chan!!!!" Hisaki says chuckling as Urahara comes in with wide eyes studdering. She snicker, "We thought we'd beat you at your own game!"

Rukia smiles giving a small giggle, "Did I do a good job Kiki-chan?"

"Yes very much so! Right Ichi-kun?" Hisaki ask pushing her hair out of her face again.

Ichigo muttering a few things. He'd acting like this towards her since he found out she was married to Byakuya. She sighs walking off after muttering whatever.

"Hey tis ok Ichigo!" She smiles giving him a hug then kissing his cheek. She laughs eyes twinkling, "Now that Ki-kun's game is over shall we go eat? After all I'm sure Shirou-kun's waiting!!!"

"Ok....?" Who's Shirou-kun? Is she talking about Toushirou? Eh... whatever.... He shrugs, "Sure," Then they leave.


The End

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