I am mainly focusing on the villains. These moments may make it into SSM some are those are those off camera moments I was telling you guys about.

(Harley Quinn)

The first time I met Peter Parker me and mistah J were using him as bait to capture the new hero Spider-Man. Suddenly he just showed up and was embarrassing everybody. The bat even REQUESTED HIS HELP. He was the only one the B man ever treated like an equal. B man never even did that to the boy scout (Superman)! So naturally mistah J was curious we made our way to New York. Eventually we learned that the only one that ever seemed to get pics of the little bug was this Peter Parker. We figured they had a deal of some kind. Being a hero ain't cheap. We thought that by keeping the photographer we could lure spidey into a trap.

(Peter Parker's perspective now)

I'm sitting here pretending that these two clowns and their goons have me trapped. It's a little pathetic actually I mean in a couple weeks I'll be back in my own world so I could literally reveal my identity and it wouldn't have many consequences. It's not like they could find me in my world. Or even a way into my world for that matter.

This clown's the joker though and from all of Batman's files on him I can tell a couple things about him. He's basically a mix of kingpin, goblin, and Carnage all rolled into one. I can't afford to underestimate him. His calling the hot girl in now.

"Harls sugah lips looks like it's gonna take a couple extra days to get the spider in the mean time daddy's gonna need some stress relief" I hear him say

"Anything ya want mistah J" I hear the fruitloop woman say.

They're basically having sex now. dudes dick is tiny like not even three inches. I can't help but snicker. She's moaning up a storm but I can tell she's faking it. Probably can't even feel it. Unsurprisingly I'm not getting hard. I have a world back home I need to get to after all.

I can tell she's not getting off from this. Neither is he though. She probably had vibrators bigger than him.

But then something happens that pisses me off. He slaps her saying he can't get off like that. Says he's gonna go find him some hookers who can. Now he's gone and it's just us. This Harley Quinn and me.

(We return to Harley's perspective)

Mistah J's always like this now and days. Says I'm not good enough leaves me so hot and bothered. After I recover from the slap I'm doing myself. But then Peter speaks. I almost forgot he was here. Look at me given him a show.

When I look his way he repeats himself "Can I at least have popcorn with this free show" heh for some reason that's funny to me. He's funnier than mistah J. I actually smile at him. I turn to make sure he can see it all.

I don't know why I'm doing it but instead of moaning out mistah J I'm moaning out his name Peter. I kinda hope I get him hard if only to prove to myself that I'm better than mistah J says.

"You know you shouldn't let him treat you like that."

I'm playing with myself more. I grab my vibrator from between my breasts it's about 3 inches same as my puddin'. "Yeah like you can do better?!"

"If I had you on my arms I'd treat you like the princess you are." He says it with such conviction that I believe him. Fuck I want him hard now. Mistah J won't be back anytime soon probably with some floozy. Well if he can fuck others so can I. It takes at least two people to make a relationship. I can see Pete's hard now he won't mind if our genitals get to know each.

I fish it out. Damn it's big should have done this sooner. I have him still tied to the chair. Before he can say anything I have him in my mouth. I probably won't let him in my pussy though. He'd ruin me for mistah J.

Eventually when we're done I'm exhausted. Somewhere in our fucking her broke out of the chair and was dicking me in earnest. He's so damn good at this. Wonder what kind of practice he's had. After a time he's done. He leaves and I'm too weak to stop him. I barely get dressed before mistah J shows up. He's asking where Parker is while cum is still leaking out of me but before I can speak the new hero shows up. He makes short work of the goons and me like seriously we're all covered in his goop. Christ I hope this stuff washes out.

He's sitting there trading jokes with mistah J. Mistah J isn't very happy like seriously we're sitting here laughing harder at the hero's jokes than mistah J's and I can tell it's getting on his nerve.

"Harley quit laughing before I make you."

"Sorry puddin'." I say before I get him even more upset. Fat good that did cause this Spider-Man says some stuff that gets mistah J mad anyway.

"Hey while we're on the subject of speaking can you tell me how you do that."

Mistah J's confused or maybe annoyed puddin' asks "What are you talking about?"

"You know that Luke Skywalker guy's voice? What's his name again? Oh yeah Mark Hamill! You sound just like him and I figured that you were faking that voice. On that subject so glad this dimension has star wars some of my best material come from that place so far far away" Spidey say all this while dodging mistah J's acid flower.

(Peter's perspective)

'I'm sorry but how does Batman have trouble with this guy?' Peter asks himself. 'i mean seriously he's so predictable it's not even funny. Batman warned me this guy was unstable insane and that you couldn't tell what he was gonna do next. Compared to ock or gobbie this guy is a cake walk. Maybe he only goes all out for Batman? Yeah that's probably it.'

After webbing up everybody I head on over to the crazy lady. She didn't seem so crazy just well neglected and beaten. Kinda like MJ. Guess that's why I let her have sex with me any reprieve from the clown should be good. I get her away from everybody else saying "Can't have boys in the same room with girls"

After we're alone I gotta admit she does remind me of Red. God help me I must be out of my mind for talking to crazy chicks but she kinda reminds me of how MJ used to be. Trying to do anything to impress a man that couldn't be impressed.

"You know you don't have to take that?"

"I love my puddin'."

"Yeah but does he love you? Better yet when you first saw him what did you think. And I don't mean what the various voices in your head say I mean actually tell me what were YOU thinking when you meet him?"

(Back to Harley Quinn's perspective)

That question "what were my original thoughts on mistah J?" It does something in me. For reason I'm pissed as memories that I haven't lived through happen. Me getting pissed I was assigned the joker. Me saying that someone like that wasn't capable of help. I see all that I finally see the truth.

I didn't like that bitch I didn't even want to be his Doctor. I wasn't fascinated by him like I used to think i was. I can finally see now. I hated that no good devil spawn from the bleakest womb son of a bitch whore. I hate the joker.

I see now how I ended up with him. Him being arrested was part of a plan. He had control of Arkham long before he got there and he used drugs, torture, hypnosis, mystics, and everything else on me. I can see Ra's al ghoul is there too with joker. I see him implant memories into me. I see him take me and put someone else someone who could be his fuck toy in me. And this fucker pushes me to the background and I can't control my own body. I can only see as someone else uses me. And this Harley had so many voices in her head she can't hear the real me.

(No one's perspective)

'Wait' Harley Quinn realizes the me and i's in there 'you mean to tell me what I hate pudd-no that lying abusive bitch. Harley Quinn realizes that she was a pawn. She was used to cover Ra's's involvement in the first time the joker ever took over Arkham. All this time and she was nothing more than a smoke screen to convince Batman that the joker could ,on his own, drive a woman ,who by all means should be considered a genius, insane!

She was a tool and her life had been ruined because Ra's had elected to "let the clown pick his doll" that fucker had decided her fate. She didn't love the joker and she never did. That realization hit Harley like a ton of bricks everything she believed had been implanted. Because after the joker had successfully created Harley even Harley didn't like him! Ra's and his mystics had implanted that with a ton of brainwashing. But the one thing they couldn't get rid of was her love for the same sex.

Oh Harleen had been attracted to the rare swimmer guy but she preferred girls. Specifically an old college roommate named Pamela Isley. It explained so much now before she wouldn't even entertain her lesbian side or even think of girls until after Pam had gone insane too and became poison ivy. Even their insane sides were attracted to eachother!

This was all getting confusing for Harley though. She didn't know where Harleen ended and Harley began. It was all topsy tervy. What she did know was that she was leaving joker behind.

While she was having her realization Peter was flashbacking. You see he used this very same tactic on Eddie Brock. He had gotten him to abandon the symbiote by simply asking where was the exact point HE had wanted to kill Peter in earnest and like a lightbulb the klyntar's hold on him evaporated. Oh it tried to harm Peter but at the time Peter was friends with spectrum and she personally helped Peter best the symbiote. 'At the end of the day' Peter thought to himself 'I'm an authority on crazy. I don't think there's a hero out there in this or any other universe that understands crazy like I do and can twist sanity back into these guys.'

Then Peter took a look at the clown's direction 'except some people just aren't savable' Peter thought.

"You doing better now? The voices gone yet? I'm told that happens when people try and figure out the root of their insanity. I can't tell you how many of my rogues gallery I no longer have to deal with off just finding the root of their problems" Peter says with only slight humor in his voice but mostly sincerity.

"Now there's only two of us though I think Harley's letting me drive for a while."

"I guess a complete bounce back from insanity was too much to hope for after spending so much time with that clown. But hey split personality disorder isn't so bad. I think I'll let you down especially if you stay away from the clown." Peter says as he then begins to use his special solvent to get Harley down instead of her having to wait a full hour to get out of the sticky webs.

"You'd really do they? I can't say that I'm me Harley's still itching to get into some trouble and she's had control of us more than I have recently." As Harleen asks this she can hear the very much still crazy Harley saying to wrap this up as she has a photographer and a plant girl to find.

"Hey I can understand a split personality and I'd be the King hypocrite if I detained you for that. Like for real I'm a completely different person under this mask to the point where the few that know both sides of me say I'm a different person. I could never fault you. What I'm trying to say is I UNDERSTAND YOU" Spider-Man couldn't have understood what he had just said to those two would cause both girls to begin to fall for him. Ironically Harley got a thing for Peter Parker and Harleen was beginning to have a crush on Spider-Man.

In short the day Harley Quinn meet Peter Parker was the day HARLEY began to hate the joker. The day that she met Spider-Man was the day Harleen was reborn.