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It was the first day of a new school year for the kids at James K. Polk Middle School and for Ned and his friends that meant being in eighth grade.

Billy Loomer walked into the school building looking the same as last year, without the leather jacket… except now, someone followed him. It was a girl about Ned Bigby's height minus a few inches, with black shoulder length hair in pigtails, dark blue eyes, wearing black jeans, a white long sleeved shirt with a black short-sleeved Adeline Street shirt over it, and traditional black and white beat up Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor high-tops. She was wearing eyeliner and mascara. This was Billy's little sister, Emily.

Emily was starting her 1st year at JKPMS as a 6th grader and she was a little nervous. She looked up at her older brother and asked, "Hey Billy? Is middle school hard?"

Billy looked down at her, "Yeah. You get tons of homework…" Billy went on and on, making up a huge list of why middle school's hard. Emily rolled her eyes and kicked her brother in the shin.

Emily followed Billy to the front office and got her locker number and combination and her schedule. Billy looked at all of this and then told Emily to follow him.

Emily's locker was next to someone's that had a wooden door. And that person walked to her locker a second later. Billy grinned and said, "Hi Jennifer." He had the dreamy look on his face.

She looked up and said, "Hi Loomer." She noticed Emily and asked, "Who's this?"

Billy didn't answer. He was still staring at Jennifer. So, Emily said with a smile, "I'm his sister, Emily."

Jennifer smiled at Emily and said, "Hi. I'm Jennifer." She stuck her hand out.

Emily shook Jennifer's hand and said, "Nice to meet you." Then looked up at Billy and stood on tiptoe and slapped him upside the head. Yeah, she's that short.

Billy rubbed the back of his head and said, "Um. Jennifer, would you mind showing Emily around the school."

"Only if you swear not to bully Ned and Cookie for a week."

"Deal."

"Let's have Claire write up a contract," Jennifer said just in case.

Just then Claire Sawyer future lawyer showed up with the contract and said a whole bunch of stuff. Emily didn't listen to a single word. Finally when that was done, Loomer said, "See you later loser," he said to his sister. She stuck her tongue out at him.

Jennifer said, "Let's wait for Cookie and Ned and then we'll all show you around."

"Cool. So, what's James K. Polk like?"

"Weird. And look out for the weasel."

"Weasel?"

Just then Gordy came running around the corner with a net. "I'll catch that weasel this year!"

Right as he turned another corner, the weasel came out of a door and ran away.

Emily turned back to Jennifer, "That's 1 rad weasel!"

Just then 2 guys walked up to Emily and Jennifer. "Hey Moze!" The shorter 1 said. The other 1 was playing with his glasses… or that's what it looked like anyway. He was really changing the school lunch menu.

"Hey Ned!" Jennifer said. "Meet my new friend, Emily. She's a 6th grader here." She turned to Emily. "Me, Ned, and Cookie are all writing this school survival guide so you can ask Ned for tips."

Ned shook Emily's hand. "That's Cookie over there. He's part-cyborg!"

Jennifer. "Correction: He thinks he is."

Just then the 1st bell rang. Emily asked, "Hey, can someone tell me where my 1st class is?"

Ned looked at her schedule. "3 doors down on your right."

Emily nodded. "Thanks."

Emily managed to find all her classes and then at lunch, she sat down at the table Ned was sitting at. She had packed her lunch.

Ned smiled at her. "So, how do you like the school so far?"

"It's weird. And is Mr. Monroe… you know."

Ned looked over at Mr. Monroe in the back of the cafeteria, turned back to Emily and said, "We're not sure yet. But he's a good teacher." Emily had to agree.

Ned and Emily talked about a lot of stuff. And just then Billy, Crony, and Buzz walked past the table. Billy said, "Hey loser!" to Ned. And Crony and Buzz laughed. Billy slapped Ned upside the head.

Emily stuck her tongue out at Billy and said, "Billy shut up! And Crony, are you still in the sewing club?" She smirked.

"I'm not in the sewing club," Crony lied… badly. Buzz and Billy were too stupid to figure out that he was lying. Well, Billy knew but pretended not to.

Emily said, "Leave us alone you idiots!"

Billy, Buzz, and Crony walked away. Crony glared at her before walking away though.

Ned turned to her in disbelief. Just then Jennifer and Cookie sat down. Ned said, "She got Loomer and his buddies to go away! They didn't even try to hurt her!"

Emily looked at him, "Well, I am Billy's sister."

Cookie and Ned stared at her, mouths open. And then at the same time said, "Please don't hurt us!"

Emily laughed. "I'm nothing like my brother except that we like the same music and have the same style. And I only hurt people when they piss me off…" She smiled. "Plus, Billy can actually be really nice. But that's really rare."

Just then Billy came and sat next to Emily. "Don't tell mom but I got another detention."

Emily groaned. "Again?"

"Yeah. Don't tell mom." Billy was already grounded for a month.

"Find. I won't tell."

Billy grinned and hugged Emily.

Emily made a face but hugged Billy back. He got up and left. Emily said, "Ned, Jennifer, Cookie, you're gonna have to get used to calling my brother by his first name now… since there's 2 Loomer's now."

Ned asked, "Billy?"

"Yep. Sometimes I call him Billie Joe. But only I'm allowed to call him that. And I only call him that to annoy him."

Ned said, "I could get used to that."

Ned, Moze, and Cookie spent the rest of lunch telling Emily about James K. Polk.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything except the character, Emily. I don't know who owns the rest.

A/N: I literally just thought up this idea one day. So, if it sucks, let me know how to improve it. And review! PLEASE!