AN: Hey, I apologize for never updating my other story but a lot of shit just kinda happened in my life and I didn't have time to tend to my famfiction account. This is just a ridiculous little bit of crack that my friends dared me to write, hope you like it. :)
He knew that their love was a hopeless and desperate affair, that for more reasons than not they could never be together. But that had never stopped him from loving her, and he knew she loved him back and that was enough. Until it wasn't anymore. That was when he threw himself into lake, and let the world above believe he drowned. But the truth was that Draco was an animagus, a giant squid to be exact. With pale, bone colored, slimy skin and plump, plush suckers he ran, well, swam, away to be with his true love forever and for all eternity. The love between Draco Malfoy and the Giant Squid, whose real name is actually Penelope, is the strongest there has ever been.
The End.