Disclaimer: I don't own IZ, Jhonen does. The only thing in the story own is
myself, but I think legally my parents own me, so nothing here is mine. Not
even the plot belongs to me, 'cuz it's been done many thing before.
A/N: Yes, yes I know this has been done about 15 million times, in every fanfic category there is, but I just had to write this to try and end my stupid writer's block, that has been going on since November. I swear, high skool isn't good for your health. Anywayz, enjoy the fic and don't flame to hard. :p
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(Opens to Ook at a desk, with four chairs on her right side. There's a live studio audience in front of her.)
Ook: Hello, and welcome to Ook's IZ Interviews where I, Ook, interview your favorite minor Invader Zim characters!
(Audience cheers)
Ook: And our first guest is Bloaty of Bloaty's Pizza Hog!!
(Audience cheers)
Guy in Audience: BLOATY ROCKS!
(Moment of Silence)
Ook: Er…..I said, BLOATY OF BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG!
(Crickets start to chirp. Ook starts to sweat.)
Ook: Ummm…..hehe
Person in Audience (stands up) Boo!
(Dib comes out from backstage and whispers to Ook, then runs backstage. )
Ook: It appears that Bloaty has gotten stuck in the door of his dressing room. Don't worry, the stage crew has a few crowbars and butter, so he'll be out soon. Well they're getting him out, I'll interview our second guests. Presenting, the leaders of Irk, The Almighty Tallests, Red and Purple!
( Red and Purple come out and sit down. Audience cheers)
Guy in Audience: I love you guys!
Ook: So..Red, Purple…how was the flight from Irk?
Purple: It was good, Ook. There was a slight meteor shower while we were passing Sirius B, and that slowed us down a little.
Red: Well, we wouldn't have even passed Sirius B if hadn't made me stop at Hair-doia because of your stupid antenna.:.
Purple: Image is extremely important when you're a ruler! You're just jealous because the camera likes me better.
Red: If we're also late, it doesn't matter what we look like.
Purple: Why do you always have to start fights in public?!?
Red: You should have though about that BEFORE you made me stop at Hair- doia..
(Red &Purple continue to bicker)
Ook: Ummm…..let's skip Red &Purple and go our next guest…Ms Bitters!
(Ms Bitter slithers to the stage and sits next to Purple who is so busy arguing, he doesn't notice.)
Audience: YA---Wait, no
Ook: So…Ms Bitters, how are you?
Ms. Bitter: Doomed….you're all doomed…
Ook: That's….nice. Tell us a little about you self. How long have you been a teacher?
Ms. Bitters: I can't tell you.
Ook: Why?
Ms Bitter: Because I lost track in the 20's.
Ook: 1920's?
Ms Bitter: No. Just the 20's.
Ook: Oh…kay…..Do you have any hobbies?
Ms Bitters: Saying doom a lot.
Ook: Are you human?
Ms. Bitters: No.
Ook: Why are you always so bitter?
Ms Bitters: If you were as old as me, you'd be bitter too.
Ook: Do you ever smile?
Ms. Bitters: Do you ever stop asking stupid questions?
Ook: Thank you, Ms Bitters for the interview! Anything you want to tell us before you leave?
Ms Bitters: You're all doomed, doomed, DOOMEDDDDDD!
(Ms Bitters exits. Audience cheers. Purple &Red still )
Ook (looks at watch): Sorry folks, but we're outta time. Next time, Bloaty will be unstuck, and if Red &Purple will stop fighting, I'll get to interview them. Bill will also be on next week's show. 'Til then, review!
(Audience applauds)
Guy in Audience: I love this show!
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A/N: Yes, yes I know this has been done about 15 million times, in every fanfic category there is, but I just had to write this to try and end my stupid writer's block, that has been going on since November. I swear, high skool isn't good for your health. Anywayz, enjoy the fic and don't flame to hard. :p
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(Opens to Ook at a desk, with four chairs on her right side. There's a live studio audience in front of her.)
Ook: Hello, and welcome to Ook's IZ Interviews where I, Ook, interview your favorite minor Invader Zim characters!
(Audience cheers)
Ook: And our first guest is Bloaty of Bloaty's Pizza Hog!!
(Audience cheers)
Guy in Audience: BLOATY ROCKS!
(Moment of Silence)
Ook: Er…..I said, BLOATY OF BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG!
(Crickets start to chirp. Ook starts to sweat.)
Ook: Ummm…..hehe
Person in Audience (stands up) Boo!
(Dib comes out from backstage and whispers to Ook, then runs backstage. )
Ook: It appears that Bloaty has gotten stuck in the door of his dressing room. Don't worry, the stage crew has a few crowbars and butter, so he'll be out soon. Well they're getting him out, I'll interview our second guests. Presenting, the leaders of Irk, The Almighty Tallests, Red and Purple!
( Red and Purple come out and sit down. Audience cheers)
Guy in Audience: I love you guys!
Ook: So..Red, Purple…how was the flight from Irk?
Purple: It was good, Ook. There was a slight meteor shower while we were passing Sirius B, and that slowed us down a little.
Red: Well, we wouldn't have even passed Sirius B if hadn't made me stop at Hair-doia because of your stupid antenna.:.
Purple: Image is extremely important when you're a ruler! You're just jealous because the camera likes me better.
Red: If we're also late, it doesn't matter what we look like.
Purple: Why do you always have to start fights in public?!?
Red: You should have though about that BEFORE you made me stop at Hair- doia..
(Red &Purple continue to bicker)
Ook: Ummm…..let's skip Red &Purple and go our next guest…Ms Bitters!
(Ms Bitter slithers to the stage and sits next to Purple who is so busy arguing, he doesn't notice.)
Audience: YA---Wait, no
Ook: So…Ms Bitters, how are you?
Ms. Bitter: Doomed….you're all doomed…
Ook: That's….nice. Tell us a little about you self. How long have you been a teacher?
Ms. Bitters: I can't tell you.
Ook: Why?
Ms Bitter: Because I lost track in the 20's.
Ook: 1920's?
Ms Bitter: No. Just the 20's.
Ook: Oh…kay…..Do you have any hobbies?
Ms Bitters: Saying doom a lot.
Ook: Are you human?
Ms. Bitters: No.
Ook: Why are you always so bitter?
Ms Bitters: If you were as old as me, you'd be bitter too.
Ook: Do you ever smile?
Ms. Bitters: Do you ever stop asking stupid questions?
Ook: Thank you, Ms Bitters for the interview! Anything you want to tell us before you leave?
Ms Bitters: You're all doomed, doomed, DOOMEDDDDDD!
(Ms Bitters exits. Audience cheers. Purple &Red still )
Ook (looks at watch): Sorry folks, but we're outta time. Next time, Bloaty will be unstuck, and if Red &Purple will stop fighting, I'll get to interview them. Bill will also be on next week's show. 'Til then, review!
(Audience applauds)
Guy in Audience: I love this show!
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