Vance's Office
Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS or any NCIS character
WARNING: There will be spanking/corporal punishment. If you don't like then don't read.
Tony is annoying Tim by pushing him and jumping in front of the camera as he takes photographs of the crime scene.
"Cut it out Tony. I'm trying to take photos here!" shouts Tim.
"Stop being such a McStuck-in-the-mud" laughs Tony as he pushes Tim for the last time.
Tim accidentally drops the camera on to the ground as he is pushed by Tony. "Look what you've done now, you idiot!" yells Tim, and he pushes Tony back.
Tony falls to the ground "you McShit. That's it". He gets up and grabs Tim and throws him against the NCIS van. Tim grabs Tony and they both fall to the ground together, and roll round in the road trying to throw punches at each other.
They didn't see Gibbs coming towards them. He pulls them off each other and throws them into opposite directions. They both get up from the ground.
"EXPLAIN!" bellows Gibbs.
Tony and Tim both stay quiet. Gibbs gets into Tony's personal space "I WANT AN ANSWER NOW!"
Tony speaks "Tim dropped the camera and he blamed me it, and he pushed me".
"That is not all that happened boss" shouts Tim.
Gibbs walks towards Tim "Explain!".
"As I was trying to take photographs of the crime scene, Tony was ruining the shots by pushing me and jumping in front of the camera just as I was pressing the button on the camera. He then pushed me so hard that I accidentally dropped the camera on to the ground. I pushed him in anger and called him an idiot, and he fell to the ground. He got back up and grabbed my jacket and threw me against the van. I grabbed him and we both fell to the ground, and trying to punch each other". Tim looked at his feet.
WHACK Gibbs' hand felt the back of Tony's head. WHACK his hand felt the back of Tim's head. They rub their heads to try to get rid of the sting.
"When we get back to the Navy Yard you two idiots are going straight to the conference room and wait for me there" Gibbs stated.
Ten minutes later everyone left the crime scene. Gibbs' cell phone rang, 'Vance' appeared on the display... "Gibbs...I want you and your two supposedly agents in my office immediately when you get back from the crime scene. A member of the public saw DiNozzo and McGee fighting with each other at the crime scene" said Vance.
"Vance, I need to have a discussion first with them and then we will be there" Gibbs replied.
"No Gibbs. As soon as you get back and there will be no diversions for coffee or conference room discussions".
Gibbs hung up and turned to Tony and Tim "Well done boys. You have now pissed off the director with your childish behaviour".
They arrived back at the Navy Yard. "Ziva, take the evidence down to Abby please, and then you can go for lunch" Gibbs handed her the plastic evidence box. Gibbs, Tony and Tim walk towards Vance's office.
When they get to Vance's office Gibbs' opens his door without knocking, and grabs Tony and Tim by the scruff of their necks and pushed them into Vance's office. Tony and Tim nearly fall over each other.
Vance spoke "DiNozzo and McGee, front and center!"
Gibbs sits down behind his agents.
They stand in front of the director waiting for him to start yelling at them...