Based on the Amanda Show: The Girl's Room by Nick. I do not own them. Just writing for fun. And out boredom.
Narr: The Girls Room!
-Amber, Sheila, Tammy and Debbie are gathered in the girls' restroom, recorded live by their camera crew. As the title appeared, they were randomly dancing. And then, Amber sits on the trashcan.-
Amber:
*waves her hand*
Hiiiii, and welcome to..
The girls:
THE GIRL'S ROOM!
Amber:
*bragging like a spoiled teenager as stroking the strends of her hair*
Ok. My name is Amber, and as you already know, I'm extremely popular.
Sheila:
I'm Sheila.
*shows an angry face to the viewers with a fist*
Don't make me come over there with this.
Tammy:
My name is Tammy, and I'm an exchange student from Tennessee.
Debbie:
*stupidly*
My mommy.. likes rubber duckies..
-The Girls became annoyed with Debbie's introduction.-
Amber:
*rolled her eyes with annoyance*
Her name is Debbie...
Sheila:
*still angry*
And she gets on my nerves real easily...
Debbie:
*with glee*
I like eggs!
Tammy:
Oh, for the love of Davy Crockett, can we please carry on?
Amber:
Ok. Now, today is the special day in the Girl's Room, because here in school is..
The Girls:
School Play Auditions!
Amber:
And this audition is for this year's play..
Girls:
Romeo and Juliet!
Amber:
Our two special guests are the directors of the play, Bradly Thompson and Freddie Kent.
-Sheila dragged and pushes two boys into the bathroom. One boy, Bradly Thompson, is dork-like genius with glasses, and the other, Freddie Kent, looked plain and nerd-like.-
Amber:
Hi, Bradly and Freddie, and welcome to..
The Girls:
The Girl's Room!
Amber:
So, do I get the role of Juliet?
-Bradly and Freddie became nervous when Sheila glared at them behind.-
Bradly:
*nervous*
W-w-w-w-well, uh... Amber? Let's see how you do.
Freddie:
*nervous*
Y-yeah.. let's.
-Amber stood up, and cleared her throat. Then, she began to act (terribly).-
Amber:
Parting such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow... Oh, Romeo! Oooooh, Romeo! Whereart thou, Romeo!
-She gives out a bow as the girls applaused for her.-
Tammy:
*applausing*
Bravo! Bravo! That was better than Fat Elvis concert!
Debbie:
*applausing*
Rubber duckies!
-Amber turned to the boys-
Amber:
*expecting a yes answer with a smile*
Well, how did I do? I am going to be Juliet, right?
-The boys somehow didn't like her acting, but they began to shiver.-
Bradly:
Well... uh... it was pretty good. Except..
Amber:
*started to get angry*
Except for what?
Freddie:
Except that... you're just not too good.
-Amber took a deep breath and exclaimed-
Amber:
Sheila?
Sheila:
*to Amber*
Oh, I'm way ahead of you, girlfriend.
*grabbed two of the boys by their arms*
*to the boys*
I think a little flush will change your minds.
-She dragged two girl-screaming boys toward the toliet and shut the door behind them. Two of the flushing sounds were heard as Tammy and Amber gave each other a smile and their own high five by their fingers. Two boys came out, and they're all wet from the flushing that Shelia had given them. They were dumbfounded and shocked.-
Bradly:
Ok! Maybe Amber can be on the role of Juliet list!
Freddie:
Let's just get out of here! Those girls are crazy!
-Shelia opened the door for them, and the boys ran away like little girls.-
Amber:
*waves at them*
Bye, Bradly and Freddie!
*to the viewers*
Ok, next on the Girl's Room, we're gonna talk about of how I should get the role of Juliet, not my far-less unpopular rival, Danielle Spencer? Shelia?
Shelia:
Well, as far as I could say... her acting makes babies' ears bleed.
*to herself*
Usually, I like making ears bleed...
Debbie:
*stupidly*
I like eggs!
Tammy:
As the exchange student from Tennessee... I think Danielle's acting is unqualified and unartistic for the role of Juliet.
Amber:
Like totally, and that's why we-
-She was interrupted by two random excited girls, rushing into the bathroom, and one of them is holding a piece of paper.-
Girl 1:
Guess what! The cast results are in!
-All of the girls screamed excitedly-
Tammy:
Well, come on now! Let's see who got the roles!
Debbie:
*stupidly*
Rubber duckies are so cute! But eggs are cuter!
-Amber takes the cast role list as the other random girls ran away excitedly.-
Amber:
*bragging*
Well, let's see who gets the role of Juliet. I hope it's me.
-She looks at the list and her eyes became wide with a shocked look.-
Amber:
*exclaiming*
DANIELLE SPENCER?
*turned to Shelia, angrily*
Shelia?
Shelia:
*annoyed*
I'm on it.
-She walks out of the bathroom, and a moment later, she pushed Danielle Spencer through the door. Danielle holds a red book-like script in her arms.-
Amber:
*confronting Danielle*
Hello, Danielle Spencer.
Danielle:
*mocked look at her*
Hello, Amber.
-They looked at each other, giving each other snotty looks.-
Danielle:
*mocking*
Simon Cowell has just told me something about you... He said you give celebrites a bad name.
-It was an ooooooh moment with the scoffing looks on Amber's, Tammy's and Shelia's faces (Debbie is just too distracted by her stupidity.)-
Danielle:
Now, if you excuse me, I have to go home and practice my lines before the play.
-Before she could depart, Shelia stepped in front of her.-
Shelia:
Oooh, hold it right there, Spencer. I know a better place for an actress like you. Does flush sound good to you?
-She pushed and dragged Danielle toward the toliet and closes the door behind them.-
Danielle:
*exclaming*
Oh, no! Wait! You can't do this!
-The sound of the toliet is heard as Amber and Tammy gave each other a smile and their high five. Shelia only came out with the script book.-
Shelia:
*hands it to Amber*
Juliet, here's thy script.
Amber:
*smiling* *takes it from Shelia*
Awww, I Thank thee, Lady Shelia.
-Shelia goes back in and continued to flush Danielle's head-
Amber:
*holding the script in her arms*
Ok, that's all the time we had, so until next time, I'm popular.
Tammy:
I'm from Tennessee.
Shelia:
*her head popped out*
I'm bad!
Debbie:
Rubber duckies!
-The title appeared as Amber, Tammy, and Debbie randomly dancing, ending their sketch of the Amanda Show-