Taemin walks into the dorm one day, looking for Key Umma and Jonghyun Appa.
Key: "Annyeong, Taemin. Is something wrong?"
Taemin: "Key Umma. How do you talk to girls?"
Key: "Well Taemin. I'm glad you asked me. You-"
Jonghyun: "Ahem. Why don't we let the boy's father tell him? So Taemin, first, you get the girl's attention by taking off your shirt and trying to-"
Key: "laughs Seriously sweetie? How did you ever end up with me? You should leave while I teach our child what he should really be doing."
Jonghyun: "Hmph..."
Jonghyun leaves and Key stuns Taemin by grabbing his shoulders
Key: "Promise me something. Never listen to your appa about girls."
Taemin: "I promise, umma."
Key: "Okay. So to get a girl, you have to act sweet."
Taemin: "But I already am sweet."
Key ruffles his hair.
Key: "Well, I wasn't, but you have to ACT sweet. Next, don't let the girl get away with anything that you don't like. If she does something that you don't like, ignore her until she comes back to you begging for your attention, then i'll deal with her."
Taemin: "Key Umma, are you sure this is-"
Key: "Trust me. whispersI went through the a lot of times before Jonghyun. You just have to wait until you find someone that will deal with you and needs you."
The Next Day
Taemin still questions Key Umma's advice, so he decides to visit Jonghyun Appa.
Taemin: "Jonghyun Appa, can you tell me how to get girls?"
Jonghyun: "Of course, son! Now, as I was saying, Key Umma is always wrong. To get girls, you need to take off your shirt and show off your masculinity. Key fell for that right away. Ahhhh, he is a beautiful woman."
Taemin: "Anything else, appa?"
Jonghyun: "Buy her presents and don't give ever leave her side,"
Taemin: "Thanks Jonghyunie appa!"
A Few Days Later
Taemin sees a girl on the street and is attracted to her.
Taemin: "Annyeonghasaeyo! What's your name?"
Girl: "It's... Jessica. What are you doing...?"
Taemin had taken off his shirt, thrown it on the ground, and started dancing.
Taemin: "Embracing my masculinity. Does this excite you, Jessica?"
Jessica: "Umm...no... backs away"
Taemin remembers what Key said. Ignore her. He stops dancing and stands there, staring off into space.
Jessica: "Hey. Hey dongsaeng. You okay?"
Jessica gives up and starts walking away. Taemin follows her, never to leave her side.
A Hour Later
Taemin is home with Key and Jonghyun.
Taemin: "crying Jessica hit me, with her purse! When I fell down, she kicked me and ran away!"
Key Umma puts Taemin's head on his lap and pets his hair.
Key: "It's okay, Taeminnie. You're too young to date anyway. We still love you, right Jonghyunie hyung?"
Jonghyun: "Yea son, Of course."