*It was a fine day in the Roost, and Cilan's bros had come for a visit and all three cooked an epic lunch. Then came dessert...*
Ash: Hmm... what should we make?
Cilan: How about donuts?
Chili: *perks up* Donuts?
Cress: Chili, don't even think about it...
Chili: Oh...
Cilan: C'mon Ash, lets go make them!
Ash: Way ahead of ya!
*So, they make the donuts, while the smell of them was getting to Chili...*
Chili: Oh... they smell so goood... *sneaks into the kitchen and sees a mound of them* Sweet Mother Hubbard...
Cilan: Finally... we're done!
Ash: And it was worth the wait. Well, now we gotta let them cool for a bit, but it won't be long now...
*they leave, but Chili eyes the donuts. They sure look tempting...*
Good Chili: *appears* Don't do it! You'll eat yourself sick. Its not worth it.
Bad Chili: Don't listen to him! Can't you hear it? They're calling you... eaaaat theeeem...
Good Chili: Don't do it, Chili! Remember you're a peaceful leaf... swimming down the stream...
Chili: *bleep!* THE STREAM! *takes the plate and violently noms*
*later...*
Ash: *from the living room* They might be ready to eat now. I'll get them.
Chili: *hic!* Oh man... I gotta hide... *looks around and spots the pantry* That'll do... *hides in it*
Ash: *enters the kitchen* Huh? What the?! Where did the donuts go?!
Cilan: Hey whats up?
Ash: The donuts are gone!
Cilan: Thats odd...
Chili: *clutches his stomach in pain*
Cilan: *looks around*
Ash: What?
Cilan: Thought I heard something... like someone has a stomachache...
Ash: your acute hearing is messing with you.
Cilan: Oh, yeah well what about that time I stopped Team Failure from swiping Pikachu?
Ash: You got lucky that time.
Cilan: Being a fox demon has its perks.
Ash: Yeah, like that time you scared me, cause those soft pads on your paws, let you move around quietly.
Cilan: I think I got that pic saved on my comp XD.
Chili: *thinks* While they're talking, maybe I can sneak outta here... *attempts to... but is cought*
Ash: *turns and sees Chili* Chili what are you doing in here?
Chili: ...
Cilan: And why are you so bloated? *pokes his belly a few times*
Chili: *groans*
Ash: And you have frosting and sprinkles all over your mou- wait a minute! YOU ATE ALL THE DONUTS!
Cilan: *annoyed* That explains why hes sick...
Ash: Well, what do you have to say for yourself?!
Chili: ...Sorry...
Cilan: Just go to bed... I'll deal with you later...
Chili: *tries to but collapes*
Cilan: *annoyed sigh* The things I gotta do... *drags Chili to a spare bedroom*
*later after they made a fresh batch...*
Ash: ...So thats why hes in bed early, all cause he was greedy...
Cress: Maybe this will teach him a lesson.
Cilan: Lets hope so...
*the next morning, boy, were they in for a surprise...*
Chili: *at the table; eating cerial*
Ash: *is surprised* What? No donuts?
Chili: I'm done with donuts... forever!
Ash: What?! You're kidding right?
Chili: No, I'm not. After I got sick last night, I felt so horrible, that I swore of donuts for good.
Ash: Uh... is Chili there? I'd like to speak to him please
Chili: Speaking.
Ash: I'll be back...
Chili: Take your time.
*so Ash leaves to tell his brothers what Chili told him and they were just as shocked...*
Cress: Well, at least he learned a lesson...
Cilan: Hmm... I say he won't just give it up... we'll watch him and see how he fairs...
Ash and Cress: Agreed.
*so for the next few weeks, they watched Chili and at first he didn't seem to be showing any signs of wanting any donuts, but soon enough he started to break...*
Ash: Mmm! Cress these are some good donuts!
Cress: Thanks. One of the best recipies we have at the resturant.
Chili: *tries to sneak one*
Cilan: *notices* AH! No! Didn't you swear off of them?
Chili: Yeah, but-
Cilan: No cuts, no buts, and no donuts.
Chili: *whines and goes to sit in an emo corner* Donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut...
Ash: *notices* I think hes suffering from a withdrawl...
Cilan: Hmm...
Cress: Maybe we can let him have one...
Cilan: No.
Chili: *hears him* I hate you! *runs to the spare room and slams the door*
Cilan: I'm only doing this for his own good...
Ash: Well, I have an idea.
Cress: Shoot.
Ash: How about we let him have donuts and let him quit cold turkey when he wants to, instead of preventing him from eating them.
Cress: That just might work...
Cilan: We can try it
*an so, they set a plate of donuts outside the door, knocked, and went away before he open it...*
Chili: *answers the door* WHAT?! *notices the donuts* Yeah, donuts! *noms*
Cress: He seems happy...
Cilan: lets keep it that way...