Have Yourself a Merry Little X-Mas
Author's Notes: OK, this is an X-Files version of the Christmas song
'Jingle Bells' which I wrote about 6 years ago but just found when I was
clearing out my room. I'm not claiming that its great literature but it
made me smile, and I hope it'll do the same for you!!
Disclaimer: I didn't create the characters, I didn't create 'Jingle Bells',
yadda yadda yadda.
Here we go, sing along..
Chorus
Jingle bells, Skinner smells
Krycek got away
Oh what fun it is to watch
An X-Files everyday
(1)
Santa's been abducted
Taken way up high
Riding in a spaceship
Whizzing round the sky.
Now Scully's playing Santa
Mulder's in green tights
Now he's shot the reindeer
While looking at bright lights.
(Chorus)
(2)
Sleigh goes crashing to the ground
Mulder hires a car
Scully's trying to direct him
But don't know where they are.
Now Mulder's lost his mobile
Scully doesn't care
She's got worries of her own
She's messed up all her hair!
(Chorus)
(3)
Scully is complaining
The chimney is too small
So Mulder calls up Eugine Tooms
He's fed up with it all.
Eugine says he's busy
He's one liver to go
Mulder gets annoyed and then
He falls down in the snow!
(Chorus)
(4)
Santa's in intensive care
He might not survive
Krycek's after Mulder
Who's running for his life.
Scully to the rescue
She gets killed instead
Then Krycek shots at Mulder
So now they are both dead!!
Hey!!
Jingle bells, Skinner smells
Krycek got away
Oh what fun it is to watch
An X-Files every day!!!
So that's it. Hope you enjoyed it!! Now pass it on and lets get the whole
world singing it!!!
Jess xxxxxxxxxxxx
Author's Notes: OK, this is an X-Files version of the Christmas song
'Jingle Bells' which I wrote about 6 years ago but just found when I was
clearing out my room. I'm not claiming that its great literature but it
made me smile, and I hope it'll do the same for you!!
Disclaimer: I didn't create the characters, I didn't create 'Jingle Bells',
yadda yadda yadda.
Here we go, sing along..
Chorus
Jingle bells, Skinner smells
Krycek got away
Oh what fun it is to watch
An X-Files everyday
(1)
Santa's been abducted
Taken way up high
Riding in a spaceship
Whizzing round the sky.
Now Scully's playing Santa
Mulder's in green tights
Now he's shot the reindeer
While looking at bright lights.
(Chorus)
(2)
Sleigh goes crashing to the ground
Mulder hires a car
Scully's trying to direct him
But don't know where they are.
Now Mulder's lost his mobile
Scully doesn't care
She's got worries of her own
She's messed up all her hair!
(Chorus)
(3)
Scully is complaining
The chimney is too small
So Mulder calls up Eugine Tooms
He's fed up with it all.
Eugine says he's busy
He's one liver to go
Mulder gets annoyed and then
He falls down in the snow!
(Chorus)
(4)
Santa's in intensive care
He might not survive
Krycek's after Mulder
Who's running for his life.
Scully to the rescue
She gets killed instead
Then Krycek shots at Mulder
So now they are both dead!!
Hey!!
Jingle bells, Skinner smells
Krycek got away
Oh what fun it is to watch
An X-Files every day!!!
So that's it. Hope you enjoyed it!! Now pass it on and lets get the whole
world singing it!!!
Jess xxxxxxxxxxxx