"Are you ready for our semi-weekly-" started sixth-year Draco Malfoy.
"So ready," said Hermione.
"Let's go to the Slytherin boys' dormitory," suggested Draco.
Harry stood behind them, wondering what they were up to. He decided to follow them, since he already had his Invisibility Cloak with him. He quietly tiptoed behind them, listening to them talk.
"I can't wait," said Hermione.
"I am going to force you down to the floor this time," said Draco.
Hermione laughed. "I'm so glad we decided to do this twice a week."
"Oh, me too. Those are the parts of the week that I look forward to most. Way better than school."
"Definitely."
They arrived at the dormitories, and Draco said the password. Harry sneaked in behind him and Hermione, and watched as they went over to the boys' dormitory. Harry didn't follow them, because the paintings could all see through invisibility cloaks, and there was one guarding the door. Harry would be an uninvited guest, and be thrown out.
He heard Hermione and Draco talking.
"Take that off, it's only going to make you slower. Just put it on that other bed over there, yeah."
"Okay..."
"Okay, get down."
They started whispering, and Harry couldn't hear them. There were, however, a few giggles from Hermione.
"Ouch, my leg!"
"Well, my arm is right under your-"
"I can't do it any longer!"
"Hurry up, hurry up..."
"This is my best position yet!"
This went on for half an hour. Then Hermione screamed loudly and Draco laughed with joy.
"Wow, I'm all sweaty now!" said Draco.
"Yeah after being down on the floor with you for that long, I am too," said Hermione.
Harry was confused. Were they... what were they doing up there? It didn't sound good. Weren't they too young for... this?
"Wow, that was great, Draco. You were fantastic! You're the only man I would ever do that with."
"Thanks, Hermione."
Harry noticed the portrait opened all the way, so he sneaked behind it and into the dormitory.
Draco grabbed Hermione's head and pulled it to his. He kissed her for two minutes, then let go, panting.
"I can't wait for our next round of Magical Twister," he said.
"You're the best," said Hermione.